Retarded mom

>tfw mom gave away her social security number, and all her passwords. due to a scam last week.

>got scammed out of credit card information countless times.

>has financial adviser that screws her over constantly, told her to sell 600k worth of her stocks to "diversify" so he can get huge commission.

>keeps no track of finances by herself.

>sold her 2nd home for about 100k less than the actual value of the home.

>doesn't even know how much she has in savings/401k ect

When I asked her how much she had in her savings account she said uhhhhmmm 100k? She has 194k in savings. How the hell do I make her stop acting like a retard with money? She has a lot of money and a high Net worth but is completely clueless about it, got scammed countless times, doesn't even know how much money she has in savings account. Are all women this way? Should I try to take over her finances for her?

tell her to put all her money in bitcoin at x100 leverage, when it goes to 100k next year she will have tens of millions

liquidated in 30 seconds

No way she would agree to me telling her that. She told me she wouldn't even put 5k into BTC. She thinks it's a scam and doesn't trust it becuase it's not a "stock" and it's "not real" her words. Even if she managed to buy BTC and store it in a wallet she would give it away within seconds to a pajeet scamer.

Are you sure that she's not buying BTC at $10k?

Looks like she's not that stupid with money after all.
But for real why do you care? Because of inheritance? It doesn't sound like your family has money problems.

sounds like someone that would give away their private keys when you ask for them. Keep her away from BTC or risk financial failure.

I'm scared she will lose all her money, or a good chunk of it. I'm set to inherit around 2.8 million in cash and assets all to myself. Easily more before she started making retarded mistakes. I don't want to be left with pennies becuase my mom is too retarded to think for herself.

How does your mom make more money than me... like a lot more if she's more retarded?

>Implying that wealth and intelligence are related

She's a Boomer.

My wife's son is just mad because mommy didnt buy him some xbox game he wanted. Please ignore him biz. Goodnight.

Cuck a doodle doo -- G T F O.

how the fuck did she get all this money in the first place if she is this retarded?

You should definitely take over her finances. That way you 'll know how much money she has and take care that no one fools her again.

Except you of course. If she doesnt know how much money she has, she won't miss a couple of 10k$ which you invest in crypto. You 're a lucky bastard, user.

There are plenty of highly paid professionals who are hopeless at every other aspect of life outside of work. Women and asians are the best examples. Chink doctors that can perform surgery blindfolded but are too stupid to cross an intersection. Middle aged women who handle millions for fortune 500 companies but dont know how to handle their own finances.

She's a high class escort who sees multiple millionaire businessmen each week.

OP is larping.

She has enough money, relax. Why should she listen to you OP?, what's your net worth?

when you realize your parents are just as big of idiots you are old enough to move out congrats op

Many "adults" are this way. My dad is this way, he only recently started telling me about his finances now that I have a now and in fact earn more than him so he kind of trusts me I guess

But he just won't listen to what I say. He has a bunch of company stock and he won't sell it despite it basically going down nonstop for the past few years with no end in sight. I think he like feels "loyal" to his company or something and wants to keep the stock, it's basically retarded

Just forget it, these fucking retards are just that - retards who don't understand or don't care. There is no way to help them. Honestly I want to fucking yell and say "YOU FUCKING IDIOT LISTEN TO ME, I'M LITERALLY SMARTER THAN YOU YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT INVESTMENT, LISTEN TO ME NOW" but he won't do it

you're not smarter than him
he realizes thinking about money is a waste of his life. you don't. you're primitive.

I wish I could find that bitch and force her to suck my dick.

You're wrong

It would take him literally 5 minutes to rebalance his investment portfolio wisely and save thousands of dollars

Instead he doesn't care about these large but simple optimizations, and instead focuses on the small but time consuming ones, standing around in grocery store isles taking half an hour to decide between two brands of kleenex because he can't decide whether he wants to spend 10 cents on the more expensive type.

Well.. It is.

sounds like she's smarter than the average Veeky Forumsboi

It's a woman so you can't talk sense into her.

no, he's probably trying to figure out which one is better. no one likes to be taken for a fool, paying needlessly more for trash.

All I want is for that bitch to suck my dick.

You're an idiot and you clearly have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, kill yourself and get the fuck off Veeky Forums

stfu

Well she's not wrong. Bitcoin is now a Ponzi scheme, where those who buy in just hope for more fools after them. Its utility is diminishing day by day, as it does not work as a currency. Better coins are catching up quickly.