DMs: Is there a condition that you secretly look for without telling the player directly that helps you weed out bad players ahead of time?
Personally, I find that my groups average playtime and general happiness with the game tend to go up if I weed out people who play in Magic the Gathering tournaments.
Andrew Diaz
>overt fixation on mind control powers >weed users >console gamers >people without post-secondary education >Steve
Cooper Price
>Personally, I find that my groups average playtime and general happiness with the game tend to go up if I weed out people who play in Magic the Gathering tournaments.
This makes perfect fucking sense to me, and I'm going to start doing this.
MtG is all about minmaxing munchkinnery, and building the strongest possible option, blatantly disregarding anything to do with setting or personality. I've floated the idea of an MtG RPG by a couple of competitive players, and they gave me a look like I just suggested having a skinny dipping party in boiling nacho cheese.
Gabriel Evans
>Tasteless meme use >Stuttering in text in a non-rp environment >Unironic use of /pol/ or /int/ speech >Brown-nosing me as the GM >Talking about 40k more than occasionally >Not capitalising sentences or using basic punctuation
Unless there are a few of these in concerning quantities, I wont kick someone for it, but they've really come to be stealth red flags for shitty players.
Noah Moore
>Console gamers
Welp, I found the shit GM who can't separate his real-world personal tastes from a fantasy world where it's not even a thing that exists.
Logan Scott
_YOUTHS_
Cooper Turner
Of they're dumb enough to waste several hundred dollars on an electric brick that is unupgradable and obsolete before release, then they're too dumb to sit at my table.
Ryan Garcia
2/10, here's your reply. Go away now.
Carson Taylor
Not him, but recently I've flagged anyone who mentions Dark Souls within the first 20 minutes of meeting them. ESPECIALLY so if they've never played a TRPG before
>They stat a character out specifically for a Zweihander build >That awkward moment when I have to explain to them that two enemies juxtaposed 5 feet from each other are not going to both get hit by the same attack and the AC is an abstraction of armor plus them dodging >And all the other things they carry over
Daniel Butler
See, I agree with most of these. Especially Steve.
Friends don't let friends game with Steve.
Easton Cox
Worst DM EU 2k16
Nathan Ortiz
I normally talk about the DM's game and possible character concepts during the first 20 minutes of meeting them because I'm here to play a game, friendships can come later.
Angel Morris
Gotta find the Vorthos players. We're fine. (But then again, I suppose we don't go to tournaments, either, really).
Elijah Ortiz
Can't say I havwas gamed with randoms before, have you had good experiences?
Alexander Brown
I met my current group like, 2-3 years ago and we're still playing together. I've had good experiences with gamefinder, but then the worst experiences I've had are GMs just bailing without saying anything. Never had to deal with a 'That Guy'
Matthew Torres
Not him, but I've DM'd for Adventurer's League for a long while. I have some stories I keep posting around here about the literal autists I would run into. It's no wonder TRPGs are dead in my area.
Sebastian Morales
I've had good results by watching out for these things and getting rid of players who fall into these patterns. >overtly political; likely to insert their politics into the game or make a big deal out of politics they disagree with >doesn't try to hide their power level; openly wears video game or cartoon-related clothes or accessories >basic hygiene >if they go into excessive detail about their "build" before the game even starts, without any consideration for how and why the character came into their profession and learned their skills >TVTropes lingo >excessively negative reactions to bad rolls (see also: "Take 10 damage." "MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP AND DIE, THIS FIGHT'S IMPOSSIBLE, HE DOES TOO MUCH DAMAGE") >obsessed with sex
John Morgan
There's a promising-looking Veeky Forums homebrew Magic RPG on 1d4chan; you take a look at that? It looks like it might be fun, but it's not quite complete.
William Jenkins
In my experience foreverDMs don't make the best players, I suffer from it too , we are all control freaks
Anthony Bell
If nothing else though, letting a foreverDM play for a bit is just good courtesy.
Samuel Lewis
Yeah , we might be better players if we HAD MORE PRACTICE
Parker Bennett
It's true. I'm my group's ForeverDM and the last few times I got to play, all I could think the entire time was shit like >I could be running this so much better than this motherfucker >We meet in a tavern? Look at this amateur hour bullshit >That's not how foreshadowing works you artless swine >Nigger that's not how that spell works, did you even read the rulebook >Creatures that intelligent would never charge blindly >Why is this dumb thug fighting to the death after we killed his allies, he should be surrendering, this ain't a video game >this encounter is so poorly-balanced, if you account for enemy group size it goes from a dangerous encounter to a lethal one, did he even consider that And this was when a group member I actually like was DMing.
Nathaniel Robinson
>weed users people play this shit sober? what are you gonna say next, no alcohol or pizza? no girls?
Evan King
wait does everyone in this thread actually play DnD with randoms? don't you all have friends?
Thomas Sullivan
>>excessively negative reactions to bad rolls (see also: "Take 10 damage." "MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP AND DIE, THIS FIGHT'S IMPOSSIBLE, HE DOES TOO MUCH DAMAGE") Holy shit, I had this player for awhile. Except he was even worse because he was legitimately a bad player. At everything.
>That Guy loves Dragons >Makes a Dragonborn, not understanding how different they are >They enter into a room >That Guy rushes, alone, into the middle of a murder of villains >"I breathe my breath weapon!" >Rolls his dinky 2d6 >rolls a 4 >Almost all of them make their Dex save >Did a whopping total of 6 damage >At the end of his turn, before anyone even has time to do anything or react >"Well fuck this, I might as well just rage quit cause I'm fucking dead. This is literally the worst, fuck this game, you're a shit DM, you said this was supposed to be heroic, I'm gonna lose my character..." etc, etc. >It took his then-girlfriend 20 minutes to calm him the fuck down >Entire mood is ruined, wind up stopping game hella early.
Connor Nguyen
The shit in this thread is exactly why I don't play with randoms anymore, but sometimes friends invite their friends or tell other people who are interested, so it's still important to try and get an idea of whether or not someone is appropriate for your group.
Noah Collins
I don't play D&D because I don't like the d20 system
Blake Evans
>being a dm >not setting the game up so your players can feel like gods >actually playing by the book rules and watching people get stomped shit dm desu
Gabriel Ross
What's wrong with gamer shirts?
Michael Young
These are the people I weed out: >anyone under 25 >"creative" types >anyone without an interesting hobby >girlfriend who wants to join to spend time with her BF >weed smokers >"gamers"
Preparing for mad.
Kevin Sanchez
There's no challenge if you're guaranteed to win.
Jace King
user, that's VERY obviously bait. Don't actually bite it you dork.
James King
Not mad, but why 25? I've always figured 22 was a better number since that's when they graduate college.
Andrew Nelson
One experiment I've wanted to try is to just ask randoms who their favorite philosopher is. I'd imagine it would be extremely easy to find the "NOTHIN' PERSONNEL, KID" people, and the people that get overly upset about groups that have nothing to do with the campaign. The experiment could be a disaster though, I don't know, somebody should test it out.
Alexander Wright
It's a harsh life we live friend
Jackson Torres
yea...except DnD isn't a video game that you can casually pick up and drop, its months of commitment. My buddy likes to pull that shit on us and thinks its funny, sets us up to get molested by ridiculous fights, after every sessions half of us are almost dead and no one has fun during the session. its just a bad time in general.
its hard enough to get sessions going because of conflicting schedules, then you spend your day off getting 2 shot by orcs? no thanks.
Chase White
At best, the normal people will think it's a weird question and probably just say the first thing that pops to mind, if they even KNOW a philosopher.
At worst, the like-minded people that you'd want for your game are going to take that question as a sign you're a fedora-tipper and run away.
Jaxson Williams
I've found older players are better at staying on track, taking a serious game seriously, are more reliable, tend to be either married or in a long term relationship so don't have to deal with any of that bullshit by proxy, less prone to getting drunk off their asses, and generally all around more pleasant to be around. I know enough people that I can afford to be picky, so I am.
Don't take this the wrong way, but are you in your early 20s? If you are, consider that those of us in our 30s see you in about the same way that you see teenagers.
Leo Butler
not gonna lie, you sound like you're about as much fun as gonorrhoea.
Caleb Mitchell
Getting stomped is part of the fun
Ryder Butler
No female players.
Evan Foster
I forgot to mention that it doesn't matter what the philosopher is what matters is the response, but you're probable right. It would most likely be a disaster.
Adrian Smith
Initially nothing, but it can be an indicator of other personality problems, like basing one's entire identity around being a fan of something. I'm sure you can think of someone you know who is just a little too into a given hobby, cartoon, or video game, who tries to insert it into everything or compare everything to it. You know, the autistic superfan who won't shut the fuck up about it.
Brandon Scott
Yeah, but how would you demonstrably categorize the response? Which philosophers would be kosher, and which aren't? What are current fedoras into, and will it be obvious that they are tipping?
Jason Garcia
once or twice sure, control freak DM's get this boss complex where they have to make everything almost impossible to beat, like you're supposed to read their minds or something and do the 1 or 2 possible things that will achieve victory. another bullshit factor is sometimes the players just get shit rolls and the DM keeps rolling 18+. if your DM is a hardass it pretty much ruins the game. and frankly I blame that entirely on a lack of creativity, its really not hard to make the game enjoyable for your players.
Zachary Bell
I'm reasonably certain Nietzsche is still popular but few of his "fans" ever read him, with even fewer having read a good translation. Maybe familiarizing oneself with the work of some major ones and following "Who is your favorite philosopher" with "Why?" could help refine this process.
Liam Morris
My issue isn't with people smoking weed or drinking (I drink while dming), my issue is with people drinking or smoking TOO much. If you get fucked up to the point you can't really pay attention to the game, you're not gonna be part of the game.
Colton Price
Nietzsche is my favorite philosopher, wanna fight about it?
Hunter Perry
I think the whole point is to see what the response is at all, more than likely to weed out anti-intellectuals or people who fear learning new things. That's just my guess.
Austin Mitchell
I agree, I don't care what you're doing on your own time but don't come to my game stoned and no smoking in my house. You can drink, but don't get drunk and don't shit on my living room floor please.
Hudson Garcia
thats a pretty reasonable request, sucks when people zone out and don't pay attention.
>no getting stoned at all >drink but can't get drunk you're next level dude, your house your rules I suppose.
Jacob Thompson
You sound like a degenerate stoner senpai.
Jace Turner
Right, but that process will probably do more harm then good.
Jaxson Young
This
Ryder Perry
Ah, yeah, I understand that. Most of my gaming shirts have symbols for things I happen to like.
Wyatt Murphy
> player is clearly interested in a certain kind of game and is eager to play a particular build > fuck them
Noah Cooper
you sound like a holier than thou dickhead
Daniel Davis
>Unironically hating /pol/ and /int/.
I mean you had me listening until that point. What's there to hate about their "speech"?
Kayden Kelly
he said tasteless meme use, this guy is clearly an sjw fag lord.
Angel Carter
Is there even tasteful meme use?
Parker Gomez
You're not sounding any less like a degenerate stoner. Come back when you can follow what's going on and remember what happened more than 10 minutes ago instead of just sitting there like a lump.
Logan Fisher
Hear me, Veeky Forums.
I will take all shitty players, nomatter the red flags. I will take on the burden of DMing them, and shaping them into amazingly fun players who everyone loves.
I will do what the rest of you can not. I will make this world perfect.
Jose Nelson
At first I was going to be offended by that but sense entered play and I can see the reasoning behind it. >I'm 25.
Nathan Perez
Godspeed thee, though doomed you be.
Zachary Williams
Not that user, but I've seen some players like this before. The concern that I always have, especially when the thing they're interested was just released like Darksouls 3, is that they'll soon get tired of it and lose interest.
Sebastian Cox
>Implying having morals and a sense of tradition is worse than DUDE WEED LMAO.
Mcfucking kill yourself why don't you?
Gavin Myers
I can get stoned drunk and still pay attention, you're just gay irl.
>morals and a sense of tradition LOL thats what you call being a self righteous cunt?
Bentley Reyes
When I do GM I look for these qualities >around the same age >can actually ROLEplay and does not ROLLplay >Lateral thinkers >someone who will get along with the group (or at the very least will keep their OOC conflicts at the door and wont bring them out IC)
if you can't do that then i wont even send the invite.
Bentley Morris
Everyone deserves a first chance. I'm with you, fellow retard.
If it helps, I can attest that it can be done. My current group consists of:
>A socially awkward hipster. >A chantard who is completely incapable of making anything but a socially inept titcow waifu. >An arrogant blowhard. and >A guy who cannot help but switch characters constantly, all of them just a little ill-fitting.
And yet, they're a 10/10 gaming group.
Sebastian Turner
Spelling, grammar and sentence structure.
Julian Taylor
I was going to argue, but then realized how many cunts my own age are insufferable to play with. Fair enough.
Hunter Morgan
You could make the greatest people in the world sound like terrible people if you summed them up in short greentexts that only focused on the worst aspects of their personalities.
Alexander Morris
There's few real telltale sign for a shitty player besides the blatant tells of a shitty person in general, that is without delving into idiotic personal biases that don't actually correlate with anything. I guess the only common theme I can really run across are veterans, because inevitably you're going to run into stubborn fuckers who think they know better than you; regardless of whether or not they do it's a shitty attitude to bring to the table.
>can actually ROLEplay and does not ROLLplay Get out of here with that stormwind bullshit.
Brody Lopez
this, i like to have encounters that provide enough of a challenge to be fun, but not so hard that its a "crit success or die"
Jonathan Nguyen
It has been my experience that rollplay is shorthand for a minmax autistic play style with ZERO character development.
Jaxon Diaz
>"How do I choose players?" I dunno, by not being a dumb person and not bringing the issue to Veeky Forums?
OP, this has nothing to do with Veeky Forums.
"How do I choose people I invite to the pool party?", "How do I choose a girl I date with?" - literally the same questions with the same fucking context. Why don't you ask them elsewhere?
I DUNNO, BY NOT BEING ASOCIAL PIECE OF SHIT, AND LOOKING PAST SUPERFICIAL FEATURES OF A PERSON?
I get it, you are looking for a rule of thumb to choose people you socialize with, but why the fuck does this belong on Veeky Forums?
It's one thing when you say "Game Designer X made a shitty decision designing his game, what a faggot!", and it's completely another thing when you say "Player X is being a piece of shit, what a faggot!".
Stop discussing people when we should be discussing games. This shit is what kills Veeky Forums, slowly, but surely. I despise gossip-mongers.
Unless you have an entertaining storytime to share (which describe in-character interactions, rather than out-of-character most of the time), you shouldn't be posting this shit. THERE IS NOTHING ENTERTAINING ABOUT THIS SORT OF THREADS.
tl;dr YOUR GROUP IS YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. IF YOU WANT TO DISCUSS PEOPLE INSTEAD OF GAMES, DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I'm out of this thread.
Jayden Wood
Get the fuck out
Jaxon Allen
>don't you all have friends? No.
Benjamin Parker
Only IRL Mary Sues graduate college at 22, and why would you hang out with them?
Gabriel Gonzalez
Good luck finding four people who can name even a single philosopher.
Matthew Morales
>Only IRL Mary Sues graduate college at 22 I've graduated uni at 20. Sue me.
Bentley Johnson
>letting the government decide your morals for you
Dominic Clark
I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone who can't name at least one.
Kevin Murphy
>Wanting to smoke while in my home. If you must do it on the back porch, but I would prefer they do it on their own time and not game time (had a problem with a chain smoker slowing play before) >Coming to play intoxicated in any manner that effects their play negatively (I don't care on what, but if it makes you unfun to play with then I do not want you.) >Individuals overly obsessed with talking to me as the GM over others >People who giggle to themselves at odd moments >People who take too extreme of a position on any stance while at the table. I don't want to debate politics, religion, or other such topics in an angry way during play. Especially when someone can't separate in game and out of game. >Inability to separate in game and out of game feelings. >Believing failure in game means I'm out to get them. >Some one upmanship is fine, but taking it to the point where one must ALWAYS be better hurts a game >Asking to simply roll dice at things, or inability to speak in character (people who are too awkward to do so aren't the folks I want to play with or GM for) >People who optimize outside the general level of the rest of the party/campaign >People who can't handle character loss/negative occurrences during play >Overly verbally abusive individuals. I've had people attempt to bully me as GM in order to get their way. They were a bunch of little shits. >Overly meek individuals. This game is not a confidence building exercise, please do that on your own time. >Devices are fine as long as you can also pay attention. If you prove otherwise then I don't want you using your device at the table. >Overly apathetic individuals.
If you can not tell it is hard to find players.
Jacob Lopez
I don't know how exactly to put it, but I can pick up the little things that make someone unfit for my games after a quick chat.
Some telltale signs I'm looking out for is how much in love with his character someone is, how in touch with reality they seem and notice their reaction to some of my GM horror stories.
Although I noticed that if you make a simple list of "what your character would do" situations, the bad apples always answer either extremely genericaly or with the most unfathomable bullshit ever.
David Powell
>tfw graduating at 22. I don't get it, college is not difficult. Only actual retards can't manage to graduate in four years. It's not as if I am in a fluff degree either, computer engineering is on the more rigorous side.
Robert Reyes
FUCK Steve.
Daniel Garcia
>open rpol superhero highschool game >check rules and homebrews >"No matter how high you roll persuasion, the other player characters are not obliged to immediately bed you" >couple posts further >"Reminder that using mind powers on other students is considered uncool by the faculty" >yet further down >"Putting subtle on mind control won't necessarily stop them from noticing." >close game
Hunter Butler
Noisy people WHO JUST WON'T FUCKING LISTEN. Others deserve at least a chance.
Easton Perry
This. But actually being a foreverDM made me less annoying as a player. (I only ever get to play in one offs now)
For example, I know what bothers the fuck out of me as a DM, so I do my best to avoid doing all of those things if I ever get the chance to be a player.
Cameron Smith
>severe autism look for someone who cannot seperate normal life logic from fantasy logic. Someone who is overly trusting.
My one player ruined two campaigns, im still friends with the guy but i probably wont dm for him anymore.
he coulnt even fathom that anyone in a position of law enforcement in my setting could be corrupt or a dick. So he was killed by a police officer after he said he was a muffin. This was after a suicide bombing took place outside a muffin shop.
Truth be told he DID just spawn from a muffin due to god fuckery but thats besides the point, you dont go around calling yourself a muffin after a suicide bomb attack.
The second one he couldnt fathom that poor agrarian farmers could distrust outsiders and have poor logical skills. It was in 2e cyrodil, and for some reason one of those farmers was an orc, it was a farm north of bravil. He was considered the village idiot who provided entertainement but still part of the village, he had a role to play in the community per se.
He decided he wanted to plant horses to make little "horslets" and planted the parties three horses face down ass up. The next day that player got mad and murdered the orc in broad daylight.
He couldnt get it through hsi head that the village didnt care if he was in the right, they didnt want him killing one of "them". So they told him to leave or die.
He started arguing and then the village surrounded him, he ended up killing the entire village's pull of adult males leaving their children and families without a way to feed and defend themselves.
Then a group travelling with the party who where self described as "politically profound" in that they would do whatever they could to further their career decided to capture the player and turn him into the duke of bravil, in order to raise an army to attack the duke of skingrad
Player autismed out and even after giving himself a chance to save himself said no "because im picking on him"
gauge autism op.
Jonathan Carter
>all my players play magic the gathering >90% of people in know who like games play magic the gathering >I play magic the gathering Well shit
Austin Brown
And they are completely uninterested in anything about the actual game they are joining. And trying to shoehorn mechanics from other game, without consideration for how things work in this game. And what says.
Colton Torres
I was kinda going to do that, but then I got four chill signups, one CN lolrandumb and one edgelord and decided fuck it, I'm not going to waste time. (Note: both of them were offered soft advice on how to fix their characters. They declined. Then came the hard boot.)
Noah Cooper
What said. You can minmax the statblock that is attached to your character but you need to (role)play the character, not (roll)play the statblock without the character.
Logan Jenkins
>Christfaggotry >Only have experience in DnD, only interested in playing DnD >Cares about alignment, rigid morality >Aggressively minmaxed, "Hmm, how I beat the shit out of people and bang hot chicks the best" >Whines about XP >Talks about shit his cbaracter will be able to, esp. combat related
This next one is about as big a red flag as you'll get
>Attempts to help "optimize" other PCs
Kayden Edwards
>Forever DM >None of my friends want to DM >Try D&D Encounters >Full of newbies and murderhobos asking about my alignment and starting fights without getting the objective >Was fun, but not THAT fun
Hunter Gray
My DM is actually a pot smoker and he's run some of the best games I've ever played. He's also an author, though, so that might have something to do with ir.
Logan Morris
>Their character sheet doesn't contain a character. It contains a build. >They insist on playing an evil character who won't help the party, instead following them around killing things, even other party members if there's nothing else to kill >They don't write a name for their character >They don't let the DM check their character sheet because it's "seekrit"
I was forever DM for a while, so the last one really shits me. Fucking these, too. Holy shit.
Lincoln Evans
Those who make good friends are not necessarily those who make good GMs or players.