The last character is now a little girl. What changes?

The last character is now a little girl. What changes?

Absolutely nothing.

The last character you played, that is.

>The last character is now a little girl. What changes?
Species goes extinct because humans cannot into parthenogenesis.

The whole species hangs one individual?

>we need fewer quests and more of these threads
;^)

I slap the GM and leave the group.

The GM sues you for assault. What now?

I don't think she will be able to dual wield long swords so probably go along with whatever magical realm the DM has in store for lolis.

My character loses any credibility he had as a warrior, and the current story arc that deals with his specific culture comes apart at the seams.

Now they're free to take revenge without empathy staying their hand.

I cringe and leave

The last character I played died at the end of the session when an ancient tomb collapsed on top of him.

Wouldn't that just make it more interesting?

(s)he goes from four feet tall to three and gets even harder to hit.

Well, since my current character is a Tzimisce flesh crafter this isn't much of an issue. I'll just turn back into a dude. And then a chick. And then a horrible genderless monstrosity covered in fanged mouths and bone spikes.

>my stealth expert is now a little girl

Well shit everything just got ten times easier.

>sorcerer pretending to be a wizard
Very little significant changes, except now his fake spellbook is full of whimsical drawings instead of motivational quotes.

Pic related?

>gibberingmouther-kin

Pretty much.

Now she's small, so it's even easier to sneak around and get access to places a larger character couldn't reach, and take advantage of cover that wouldn't be feasible to someone larger. And a little girl is less likely to draw suspicion and has an easier time deflecting it if she's caught.

My paladin now does not have to take responsibilty for his 7 undocumented, illegitimate children now... yay!

yeah but shes also 10x weaker than someone like snake. she couldnt move a body, bust open doors, as well as lacks intelligence and agility.

an 16-18 year old girl would work the best

I think you words.

But then again, weak structures would be more likely to support her weight, and climbing would be easier.

I know, I corrected that in 2nd reply.

>changeling 3.5

Eh, another persona to adopt. Not much changes, already have a little girl one specifically to panhandle with and sneak around. This little girl persona though? Maybe make her a prim and proper one. Maybe a daughter of an affluent merchant, can't be a noble, too easy to tell she's not who she claims to be. Yes, a well off merchant's daughter. Have the rest of the party pretend to be my escorts, or just hire a group of guards. Forge some proper papers and get a signet ring made. Oh! And the clothes! Gotta dress her up proper! No one is going to believe a little girl is of high birth if she's not dressed to the 9s! Gonna need another chest for her clothes! Thank goodness we have quite the fortune from the last adventure.

He would shrug and keep purging vampires.

Well all that's happened is that she's now a little girl. Assuming it was a sudden transformation, she still has all her intelligence and skill.

And she's a shadowrun character, so she could make up for that lack of physical strength with tech. And if she's stealthy enough, she won't need to move bodies, she'll be able to get around doors (or could use explosives really).

Sounds like a character I'm about to play, except my loli is an adept.

Turn myself in for arson.

The easy part: still kicking ass as a Dex Nature Cleric.
The hard part: explaining the new look to his, I mean her, Drow babymomma.

Fuck off questfag, we had to deal with this shit AND quests.

H-how does turning into a little girl make you an arsonist?

Being a little girl makes it easy to get off the hook for it.

But my character is already a Forest Gnome.

>Mid 50's human scholarly psychic
He is not on board with this. How the hell is anyone going to take those years of research seriously now that he's decades too young to have done that research? And now they're going to chalk up his powers to a freak innate thing and not all of that time laboring over theories and lorebooks.
As a player I might be halfway on board with it, since the DM's just dropped me into a realm. Not my realm, but it's unusual to have one forced upon me that I can play with somewhat blamelessly.

Yes, but why turn yourself in then? Nobody is going to suspect you.

Good thing I don't play a strength based class

The towering mountain of muscles bulging with psychic vitality refuses to act as if anything has changed. Not out of denial, he just doesn't see the point in sweating the small stuff.

He will probably be slightly annoyed by how much harder it is to find women to sleep with him though.

Good, because strength is a trap option.

I see her having some trouble using any of her weapons very effectively. Heavy repeaters and vibrosaws aren't exactly light.

I shudder, sigh, look at Yoyorro, smile a little, and reload my shotgun.

I lose more respect for humanity.

Absolutely no fucks given by him, his bevy of bitches might be concerned though. 4 high powered babes who thoroughly appreciate his dick are gonna be hella upset.