A stunningly beautiful vampire follows you and your party through the world, with the intent to make you hers.
She'll stop at nothing, and the more you resist her, the more sinister and desperate her plots to possess you become. She'll sabotage any relationships you have or start, manipulate events and people to get you and her together.
I'm a robot, god fucking dammit, GM, I am a robot! Fuck off with your sanguinary fetishes, I don't have blood, I am a robot! Every goddamn game has some blood-sucking monstrosity involved with the party, just stop it already.
Fuck you, Mort.
Anthony Perez
Stake that bitch
Such parasitic scum must be exterminated
Wyatt Parker
Why would anyone resist that?
laaaammmmeee
Angel Reyes
I eat garlic for every meal.
Eventually she'll get the hint, and even if she doesn't, my blood will taste like garlic.
Anthony Powell
Hooray! A human! And it wants to be my owner! This is the best day since my calendar got corrupted.
What's your purpose, friend?
Ryder Anderson
I politely, yet firmly ask her to leave. My character is already taken, and has every intention of seeing her wife again when the adventure is over.
If that vampire touches her wife, that vampire is going to be burned at dawn.
Jaxson Murphy
Cast detect evil.
Suspicions confirmed.
DEUS VULT!
Perform honorable burial in the customs of the local populace
Praise my god for 1D4 rounds
End encounter
Josiah Hall
Man, imagine being a sweet Italian mama being vamp's and not being able to cook for her family any more
Liam Morgan
Stop it-a, user, you're making-a me cry.
Jaxon Carter
Fight her where I can. I don't know why she's bothering though. I don't even have any blood any more. These old bones are too fucking tired.
Aiden Hall
Jokes on her, my character had his tongue cut out for lying so she'll never be able to hear me say "I love you."
Brayden Sullivan
I hope she likes hentai with a space pirate.
Isaac Thomas
What about robot space pirates?
Jace Collins
gonna need some details here what would a relationship with here entail continuing to possess free will, or just a mindless slave hypnotized by her? either way, yes, because i'm incredibly lonely
Ryan Peterson
Why would I do anything? Sounds pretty good. Of course I'm currently and incorporeal body-jumper, so the relationship could a little strained when I have to inhabit another body, but she's probably a free-living type vampire, so we just find me a nice rich dying guy or coma patient to leap into and live on the wealth for a while. Honestly, it'd be kind of nice to hang around with another immortal. Plus, free blood supply and can turn as many of my vessels as she wants.
Depending on how old she is, I could probably just fill my days asking her about history, the nature of vampirism and whatnot, then teach her how to keep up with the times.
Aiden Parker
That depends, can vampires be impregnated?
Jaxon Johnson
Laugh at her because someone being sexually interested in me is completely and totally impossible.
Nathaniel Powell
Yes, they make Damphirs.
Eli Hall
No, but you could steal a newborn and unbirth them inside of your vampire bride.
Jace Phillips
>YOU DIDNT ENTER MY MAGICAL REALM REEEEEE!!!!
Andrew Evans
Imagine if a wizard trapped you in a giant sprawling mirror maze, but you have no reflection...
After all the shit we had to deal with from The Count Dracula, just to watch him get staked repeatedly and decapitated by a lady who is the time-traveling clone of a girl he brutally murdered a decade ago, we are already going to be on high alert. We have a treaty of sorts with the Vampire council since Dracula's departure and we are going to have them reign in this stalker for us. Should thus prove to be to difficult for them, we are not going to mess around. We'll actively track her down show her the security footage of how Dracula goes out screaming like a baby and make it known to her after the shit he put us through, we don't play nice with vamps anymore. She persists, and she be publicly delt with as we ruin the Vampire secret society to the world.
Levi Jones
Female humans make Damphirs
Female Vampire make you into dinner after.
Connor Jones
Become a werewolf and give her the knot until I make crazy vampire werewolf halfbreeds.
There OP. Did I jump deep enough into your magical realm?
John Powell
Why would male vampires not eat human females after fucking if the female vamps eat the human males?
Brody Wright
Are you implying they don't eat women?
David Anderson
You forgot your pic related
Ryder Rogers
S T R A I G H T T R A I G H T
Dominic Scott
So when you say make me hers do you mean turn me or something else? Because I'm 99% sure my character can't physically become a vampire due to his coming back to life when killed thing.
Wait is that an actual fetish? Fuck that is not something I wanted to know.
Jordan Russell
I think you mean to say, slake that bitch.
Caleb Peterson
Let her give me the succ
Cameron Hughes
>Every goddamn game has some blood-sucking monstrosity involved with the party, just stop it already. This. I think my GM has the full set of Twilight books hidden away somewhere, there is always a damn vamp or hurrhurr !notVamp race showing up in our games. I hate the damn things, like full on unrepentant racist hate them.
>What do? Sigh, and pull out whatever silver weapon (at least my GM is consistent about making them weak to silver) I had made this time and attack.
>Such parasitic scum must be exterminated This user gets it.
Cameron Green
I've seen this in a game before, and it was hilariously unfair. The girl was a Romanian noble, and she got the guy she was fixated on to become her bodyguard.
Rather, she got the whole party to be seconded to protect her, and she flirted shamelessly with that guy. There was one time she got him to rub a lotion that would protect her from the sun all over her naked body.
Later, her sister got involved, too. I was deeply amused because the player was a bit socially awkward, and both of these women were absolutely fucking with him and pushing his buttons.
Jacob Morris
Publicly declare my love and romantic intentions for every hard target I wish to see dead. Leave the stupid wannabeGoTbutdontknowhow plots to her while I and my party bros continue monster hunting.
Nicholas Rivera
>her wife God damn it, not this guy
Robert Green
>Later, her sister got involved, too. I was deeply amused because the player was a bit socially awkward, and both of these women were absolutely fucking with him and pushing his buttons. pics of all four of you
Anthony Edwards
>What do?
I allow myself to be seduced.
Brayden Foster
>you could steal a newborn and unbirth them inside of your vampire bride
William Walker
It was a Roll20 game. Vampire and sister were NPCs.
Isaiah Diaz
Is she a loli vampire?
Chase Lee
Lots of factors here OP. How nice does she act at first, does she make her vampirism known at initially? Because if she just acts like a rather pale friendly human initially, most people wouldn't be terribly suspicious. My character isn't currently taken, so unless her vampirism or sociopathic tendencies were obvious, there'd be little reason to decline.
Of course that answer would change when he discovered how evil she really was, but who knows how late into a relationship that would be. In either case, the party is kind of screwed unless she's a young or weak vampire.
Cameron Brown
I don't really notice her doing anything or even notice her. I've got yorkists to kill!
Grayson Rodriguez
>Is she a loli vampire? OP said she was beautiful, so no.
Gabriel Rivera
Sorry but the problem here is?
Adam Ward
>the character I'm playing now TRIGGERED
The rest of the session is hin trying to kill her and the party trying to stop him because of the collateral damage.
Kayden Harris
I try my best to keep away, while sending her love letters and notes of encouragement.
John Johnson
I will tease her for it, of course. And proceed to never fall for her advances.
Jordan Ross
watch her burn
Josiah Flores
Douse her in holy water. Stake her. Douse her in holy water again Douse her in holy kerosene. Set her on fire on sunrise. Spread the ashes.
Samuel Baker
Guess I'll have to raise the stakes a little
Gabriel Young
...
Christian Sanchez
>All these people saying they would stake her FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOOOOOOOOU. THIS IS WHY NOBODY PLAYS WITH YOU YOU COCKSUCKERS, YOUR FIRST ANSWER TO ANYTHING IS TO MURDE IT YOU FUCKING BACKSTORY-LESS PIECES OF SHIT. GO DIE.
Nathan Robinson
Except you missed
Julian Long
>not wanting to drive your throbbing stake into her demonic depths and inject purifying holy water to cleanse her of any taint
and you call yourself a vampire hunter?
Bentley Perez
By definition vampires cannot be beautiful in our setting.
David Sullivan
>he mad Hi, OP.
Daniel Jenkins
>GM presents players with an attractive female love interest >One who is a goddamn vampire at that You're an idiot if you think any option other than "kill on sight" will end happily.
Julian Fisher
Try and figure out why she thinks being with my murderhobo butt is the best thing ever. Show interest in her at first just to curb the damage she could inflict if rebuked. Probably acquire vampire wife, as I get pretty lonesome, and it's not alike any other hot women are throwing themselves at me.
Expect the DM to get tired of it an kill her off within two sessions now that it's no longer fun for him.
Austin Ross
Assuming all vampires are inherently evil (and considering she would murder anyone near me, she is very much evil) then staking her is pretty much the only option.
Unless, of course, you're trying to go full edgelord.
Nicholas Ross
>not interested in playing gender-swapped Twilight >WHY DO YOU HATE MY PLOT WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH fuck off. I didn't put up with being stalked in real life, why would I put up with that shit in a game?
Camden Watson
>Vampires are naturally evil, bloodsuckers that can turn people into slaves with a bite. >Not smiting that bitch with impunity. Even is she could "resist" for whatever reason, she's still a monster. If anything, killing it would be a mercy.
Easton Howard
>a stalker >a vampire stalker >a vampire stalker that wants to turn you into a personification of evil like her >a vampire stalker that wants to turn you into a personification of evil like her that will actively ruin your life and the life of those around you until you submit >not killing it on sight >not actively hunting it down to utterly obliterate the foul taint from the world.
How about no.
James Adams
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Anthony Butler
SMITE AND CLEAVE
Eli Cox
>GM gives you a beautiful NPC who pays attention to you >HERP DERP I KILL HER
Carson Morgan
Love is not selfish. That vampire certainly is though.
Asher Richardson
> She'll sabotage any relationships you have or start > manipulate events and people to get you and her together. >forcing me to her will
sorry mate, but I'm not into tsundere, I prefer to have normal, sane relationships. Why would I possibly want to interact with such a shitty, petty, vindictive, manipulative bitch? Looking pretty ain't everything in life, and if she's trying to ruin my life, well then hell, I'll ruin hers.
With a wooden stake.
Luke Robinson
Shit, I'm one of the guys who wouldn't kill her on sight, but you are sperging out way too hard over this.
Keep posting stakings.
Jaxon Martinez
>Paying attention to you >tries to ruin your life if you're not interested. Plus she's a vampire, and it's said she's sinister. It would be doing the world a favor to get rid of another Bump in the Night.
Alexander Diaz
>A stunningly beautiful vampire follows you and your party through the world, with the intent to make you hers.
I'm play a Solar... Someone didn't think this through at all.
Samuel Brown
I know people have already said this a million times but...
>An evil monster is trying to ruin your life and enslave you. >Sane adventurers: I kill it just like every other monster that fucks with my shit. >You: FUCK YOU Y U DO DIS
I bet you try to argue for the rights of the 1/4 CR kobolds who are raping your cleric to death.
Gavin Parker
She looks a lot like pic related and I would let that woman do any fucking thing she liked, so her evil schemes would probably go off without a hitch, much like my dick.
Nolan Wright
I ask her if she has accepted the God-Emperor as her lord and savior.
David Carter
>be a master of Forces and Space Time for sunlight bath!
Jayden Miller
>being this desperate for a magical realm
Luke Taylor
Depends on the vampire. It's pretty common that they retain the body processes of living beings as long as they've fed on blood, turning more corpselike if they go without feeding.
In that case a female vampire could be impregnated and bear a child, but only if you kept her constantly fed through the pregnancy (because if she doesn't feed regularly and starts turning more dead, the baby would also die).
Andrew Wood
I psychically bind her to her form, immobilize her in a half dozen ways, rape her, then reveal I'm not only older than her, but ageless and not even human despite my human appearance.
then I decide whether or not I'm going to rewrite her brain and turn her into a halpless thrall or if I'm going to turn her into my personal nemesis for a few hundred years and torment her with my existence as the next fun thing to do.
Ryder Carter
>a lowly vampire wants to dominate a lich
I wonder if I can grind vampire fangs into glue for my tomes...
Cooper Flores
The only way how, to counter a crazy annoying bitch who wants muh dick.
Transcend dicks.
Become a skeleton. >> Can smoke without getting lung cancer >> Don't have to sleep >>Finally can do everything with infinite time >> Can breath underwater >> Is automatically amazing >> And can flash that bitch my might pelvis that would have been hers, but as a skeleton >> I HAVE TRANSCENDED HUMAN FORM
GTFO Bitch.
Daniel Johnson
Of course....if I REALLY wanted to mess with her, I might start a few dozen relationships, arrange to move into church controlled territories, lead her into series of conflicts with other night creatures and monstrosities, force her into revealign herself to others, create groups of minions for her to try and cope with at various times, travel through areas where she has very little prey so that she is forced to try and get closer to me and my companions, arrange for various people to betray my whereabouts and plans and allies to her only to reveal they were all traps or enemies or compromising situations for her....
Being an ancient elan can make one very nasty at heart.
Hudson Brooks
She'll probably burn nicely
Juan Ramirez
This.
Oliver Mitchell
>thinking with your dick over your head Nigga, did you just gloss over the Siege of Troy? That shit does not end well
Charles Walker
OP here, calm down nignog.
Andrew Long
>implying smoking doesn't damage bone tissue
Samuel Lewis
I think it wouldn't if you don't have any lungs to absorb the resultant smoke.
Of course, I don't think you'd be able to smoke-proper either, since you can't draw air through the whatever or blow it out. Best you can do is just light a cigarette and let it burn while holding it between your jawbones, if you're a skelly.
Kevin Barnes
That would be sexist.
David Gray
>Paladin of Lathander, low level
Invite her to join me in observing the dawn, otherwise minimize the harm she can do until I'm in a position to stake her.
>cat shaman/face
Go for it. Probably not going to win the manipulation off, but it's better than outright refusing her.
Mason Smith
>Best you can do is just light a cigarette and let it burn while holding it between your jawbones, if you're a skelly. Good luck doing any of that without muscles and blood to oxygenate them and without lungs to gas exchange that blo-- oh wait.
Joshua Adams
>All those anons instantly going for kill Assuming just by her basic actions, she's not a mindless creature. Don't know, talk with her? Maybe she literally confused you with someone else. Sure, bring stake and garlic, but unless it's not your truly personal business, you have no point nor gain in even trying to stake her. But then again, I'm playing The Witcher old-ass tabletop, where vampires are so absurdly powerful you just want to be nice for them and sort things out without ending up in fight.
And you know what? I'm actually stealing the OP's idea, since one of the guys in our group rolled "Person" as his Fate during character creation. This could spice things up, given he's playing as Casanova-style bard.
Oliver Russell
Aha! I finally have a chance to make use of my "densest motherfucker in the goddamn setting" trait that I have written down on my character sheet!
I'm going to unknowingly cockblock her as long as I can. It will probably end with my jugulars being torn out, but it will be worth it.
Ethan Bell
5/7 would still bang
Kayden Diaz
Good news user, she just dictates to the rest of the family how to make the food. This is what my grandmother does in her old age.
Blake Reyes
Is it Shinobu Time again?
Sebastian Lee
But... I'm already running this plot for the party Sorcerer, made more awkward that the Vampire is a clone/the original body of the party Rogue who is in a relationship with the Paladin.
Xavier Russell
To be fair...nothing in the OP's text indicates it wants your blood. Maybe she just wants to be the one vampire that owns a robot. Ever think of that?
William Long
>What do?
In Warhammer Fantasy, vampires usually get what they want, they're ridiculously powerful.
My Estalian diestro, normally a fearless sort, is put off by the undead. His philosophy on life is to live fully and die gloriously and handsomely, so the idea of persisting after death in some sort of degenerate state is repulsive to him.
I assume he would do his best to stay the hell away from her.