Times Where Moralfagging Becomes Suicidally Idiotic

>Face the BBEG
>BBEG is responsible for killing thousands of people, including everyone the PCs ever loved
>Finally defeat the BBEG
>BBEG's on the ground, cackling that he will soon destroy the world
>This isn't a boast. He's actually going to destroy the world with a spell he cast
>The only way to stop him is to kill him
>As you do, at least one person goes "HERP DERP! IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM!"

>NOT IF I KILL BOTH OF US!
But yeah, if both of you are dead, you'd get a high chance of getting martyr'd.
Also this is suicide bomber logic, which is still suicidally idiotic.

Another option would be to get that person who said HERP DERP IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM to just end the BBEG himself, then. Or hell, an already-evil party member to kill the BBEG. If no evil party member is nearby, then recruit the BBEG to kill himself.

>ITT: things that never happened, cranky about alignments edition.

We get it someone in your party made a stink about ham-fisted D&D morality, and you made a thread to try to get people to take your side by resorting to hyperbole.

Yes, sticking to principle isn't the smart or convenient thing to do, that's why it's worth something, but no, that situation isn't the right one to take the moral high ground.

in b4 hurhur, he never said it was D&D!
Well of course he didn't, in a situation with a morning cartoon evil villain and someone making a fuss over morals he didn't have to.

what

>One player plays an edgelord rogue while the rest of the party are dement people.
>Complains he doesn't have any non-party allies (despite the fact he backstabbed the last few, literally).
>Other members of the party have made alliances and friends in many places because they aren't horrid people in-game
>Try to throw him a bone and have a zealous coin collector try to become a friend with his character
>Two in-game days later the coin collector is dead, his valuables looted, and the player still complaining about never having allies.
>mfw

but user, the moralfags are the ones who will kill him.

That was supposed to be a picture of kenshiro.
Some MTG fag got my damn picture that bastard. That thief!

Anyone who uses moralfag unironically is retarded and probably gay

>"HERP DERP! IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM!"
You're just hopping around in a pile of horse-jello at this point.

How many times has he been told "You'll only make friends if you don't backstab them"?

What if he has a spell that transfers his soul to whoever kills him?

Multiple. But he mumbles something about them deserving it or something and goes back to playing on his phone.

Take his phone. He can live without Facebook for a few hours.

Any "moralfag" would kill him the second he said "destroy the world."

Seriously, what kind of retarded party are we dealing with here? No good person thinks that you shouldn't kill one rotten bastard to save the world.

well, actually, the pacifists do.
It's just HIGHLY UNLIKELY they would be anywhere near this scenario.

Who brings a pacifist with them on a quest to slay the dark lord?
Like, actually who.

There's no "moralfags" like that. OP is a fisherman.

>Who brings a pacifist with them on a quest to slay the dark lord?

The kind who knows the pacifist will apologize to the villain, catching him off guard just long enough for the rest of the party to kill him.

The kind of party that forgives bandits that pillage dozens of villages and responsible for the murder of one of their friends.

>IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM!"
This is the worst thing in fiction ever.

No, killing one bad guy who's killed countless innocent people to stop him from killing countless more will not make you equally as bad as him.
Even if you bitch about killing at all there's still the question of scale to think of.

This is especially bad when the heroes have been mulching their way through hordes of henchmen, as if suddenly all their lives are meaningless compared to the monster leading them.

The fuck? Some sort of reverse murderhobo party? That even a thing?

Have this

/co/, keep your whinging to your own board.

Thanks user, that is nice to have.
It soothes the pain of the theft.

I literally never heard this except as a mockery of the whole concept.

Are there people who actually do this thing? Like, seriously, is there someone so dumb he uses this phrase unironically?

No doubt you can find a tvtropes page about the cliche, would have all the examples people have listed.

That would actually be pretty fun to rp as a canadian party

>TVTropes page
No, thanks. I still have stuff to do this week.

The page is literally called "If You Kill Him, You Will Be Just Like Him".

Time for some more.

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Holy shit if someone is moralfagging that hard their skill at RP is shit. This didn't really happen did it?

Nah, we had one guy just chop the dude to pieces with one of our dead party member's axe, but I was literally thinking this could have happened.

that always struck me as incredibly awkward.
A villain without a convenient deathtrap nearby to toss off of/into just feels weird.

It has limited place when the heroes are debating killing innocents to get to the bad guy.

Example: The captain of the guard is an evil bastard who is planning to attack and slaughter a nearby town to search for an object of demonic power rumored to be hidden there. The heroes have discovered this plot and are moving to confront and possibly kill the captain.

But wait! The captain's soldiers are simply loyal men who know nothing of the captain's evil and many of them had been saved by the captain's tactical genius and fighting prowess.

To gain access to the captain you could go through his men, but since they are simply innocents following orders it could be argued that doing so would make you little better than the captain.

well, you know, stick'n'shock.

Gel, my gun isn't chambered in nuyen

Sure sure, you get the general point.

Nonlethal damage often comes with penalties.

Speciality ammo can very easily be hard to find, especially if the group had call to buy and use a ton of it last session.

Will. Not. Check. It. Out.

Saved.

Omae, it takes a special kind of poor to not be able to afford stick'n'shock bullets. Like, seriously, go kill some halloweeners or something.

but murder is wrong...

They are halloweeners. Killing one is, like, negative murder.

>5 CMC for a 5/3 creature with no abilities
for what purpose?

>IF YOU KILL HIM, YOU'LL BE JUST LIKE HIM!

Nobody's killing anyone today.

>Bandits are moved by the party's mercy
>Bandits repent and follow party around
>The capital's sentries face when an unknown army marches upon them
>It's just the party trying to get them good jobs so they won't turn to crime again

Break his hands and gag him. No more spells from him. And he's still alive, it's a miracle.

I just don't think it's cost effective in full auto

>stick'n'shock
>full auto
...what the fuck is wrong with you.

Are you saying... there's a setting BELOW full auto..?

Don't listen to his lies.

There is nothing like hitting a guy with non-lethal damage so hard he dies.

If the guardsmen are following orders to slaughter nearby townships for no reason, they're not innocents.