Your chapter discovers this relic, What do you do with it?

Your chapter discovers this relic, What do you do with it?

point to nearest xeno, mutant or heretic and pull the trigger

Basically a plasma blast gun made out of a pistol...

Range 30m S/2- 1d10+6E 6 10rds 3kgs.

Twin linked - +20 BS as more rounds are blasted at target, for every 2 DoS add 1 extra round up to the maximum of 2 rounds.

blast it with piss

Use it like the gun it is.

Give it to the machine cult on the very small chance that they can reverse-engineer it

Get killed by it when it gets hot on a 2+

If I could be disintegrated by a single barreled plasma gun just by firing it, I'm going to stay as far away from that one as possible.

Have a Librarian scan it for corruption. If it is untainted, hand it over to the Techmarines. Honestly it's like you can't even recite the Codex Astartes from back-to-front.

can I stick my dick in it?

Good thing my gunslinger has above-average strength so he can use the thing one-handed. If it melts on the first shot I discard it and switch to the normal guns.

Maybe it counts as twin-linked? Kinda daft really though with twice the shots it should overheat twice as much not be twice as accurate/safe. Twinlinked rule always bugged me

Call the intern.
Give it to him and say "Hey kid, here a gift, go shoot xenos with it"
>If he blows up, clearly was unworthy
>If he doesn't it was a test and I got myself a kick-ass plasmagungun

Put it in the armory along with all the other things my order cannot use anymore. :(

Your chapter discovers this relic, what do you do with it?

Hand it off to a serf because it's clearly not useful to such an August personage as my holy self.

That's a plasma blaster. Give it back to the terminator squad.

Nail it down before the arrive of the Blood Ravens.

And this is why you mass produce it and give it to the Xenos and Heretics...

>here's a present
>you take if away from him after he uses it without dying

Terrible. Is your chapter the 'Indian Givers'?

Reciting the codex backwards?
chaplain summon the First Conpany we have a traitor to excoriate

Your never getting that pistol back. I love the admech, I play the admech, I admit that in fluff they are kinda dicks ro the rest of the imperium.

is that a comb-combi-plasma?

So just a plasma blaster? Neat.

by all means. You'll find it pleasantly warm and squishy, just like a real loli.

Prostate massage