Age

>Age
>net worth
>number of girls you've had sex with

Now, don't actually post it - nobody cares about your LARP. Just realize you were about to lie to anons to impress them. Stop lying to yourself

Who gives a shit about impressing other Anons?
However I'm 25, earn about £25k a year and probably over 50 girls I've lost count. But haven't got laid for a year now so maybe my time is over.

Does it count if they're paid

48
$238.94
0

>girls
No thanks

Can one of the Mods, ban this CUNT.

She's just mad she got no help in the other thread.

/thread

i guarantee your an american.

too old
too low
too low

>24
>$153 000
>ZERO

>28
>875k
>1 backpage whore

>26
>20k $
>5

>25
>€212 000
>none

ma boi

26
about 8 k usd
around 80 (i lived in thailand with my 2013 crypto gains)

>t-twenty seven...
>one... one thousand dollars
>one :)

28
13k euro
over 20 below 30

22
10k
2

>26
>~€500k (counting paid off home and crypto)
>~20

>over 50 girls
I don't understand how that even happens. How does it usually go down? Like you meet for drinks and then invite them back to your place? How much time elapses between meeting them and having sex?

t. Wizard

Ive seen this same thread three times in last 24hours. why are you making these?

Thats right muchachos because we don't have the seks with girls, but rather women, high class escorts, and your average gold digging whore whom we kick out before sunrise.

Nice try silly cunt.

32
150-200k
~6

Imagine some guy is bragging about banging hundreds of chicks in a year. Another guy has banged the same chick, twice a day, for the last 4 years of a long-term relationship. She has a big rack, great face, goes to church on Sundays, doesn't want kids, and has only been with this guy. No chance of STD's and no chance the guy feels inadequate based on her past experiences. This is theoretical, but proves why the ideal isn't banging hundreds of random chicks.

>34
>≈$220k (only 10% is crypto)
>12ish

21
10k in crypto, 4k in savings
5 (was 2 till i was 21, then decided to download tinder)

21
34K
4

27
100k
5

I basically used to live in the local bar that turned into a nightclub after 11 so we always ended up there and leaving with a girl most times. Mainly just involves lots of alcohol and uni girls

How much underage pussy did you slay? Be honest.

21
$18000
0

>20
>$180,000
>3

22
$7mm as of this moment
Zero


Stay pure my brothers

>doesn't want kids
degenerate decadence

20
6k
5

18
20k
0

> 23
> 10K
> 12

24
$5000
2

Fucking hell op , i am a disaster , thank you for pointing it , from now on , no more porn , no more crappy food ,and only hard work.
Also lots of adderall i am a failure and i have to change this.

22
60K
lost count (like 7 real hookups, I meant I lost track of the number of hookers)

38
0
5

>22
>2000$
>0

Why would I LARP, this is a MN anonymous website
>23
>200K
>0

Lmao im soon a virgin at 24

Where did the years go...

>24
>30k
>0

Feels bad. Nothing will ever change since I am permanently a sad cunt.

25
$150k
0

>22
>~$120,000 AUD
>36

23
1
About 25k

>Age

25

>net worth

-100k in loans, 8k in crypto, 100 usd cash

>number of girls you've had sex with

from 2012-2016, over 30. zero since I got into crypto

>18
>~3000€
>1

>27
>140k USD
>hooked up with 12 girls, fucked 7 of them including my current gf
>first 6 girls i kissed i also fucked kek
>2 in 2006
>1 in 2007
>1 in 2008
>1 from 2008 to 2011
>1 from 2011 to 2012
>current gf from 2013 onwards

yes i keep a list of girls i've fucked since i was 17 kek

its easy when you can count on both hands, lel. congrats on the long term girlfriend ma boi

>+200,000
>0

Eff you, I post it.
>26
>$80k
>0
In my defense, I did sleep with 13 dudes. How many girls is that equivalent to?

>23
>-10k (loans)
>1

>69
>69 doge
>0.69

thanks m8. she's autistic like, except extremely cute. we're literally made for each other.

now we're just waiting to get rich on crypto kek

kek. 13 dudes = 13 girls i guess. 13 holes eh?

22
$18k
10ish
over half of my networth is from 1 coin.

19
100k
0

Good luck mate. Remember to start small, it gives better long-term results than crashing and burning. It took me two years to work up from $150/month to $300/day.

No porn is an excellent starting point BUT just on willpower you won't make it. You need a plan on what to do when you're tempting.

Also schedule fun. If you only schedule work, you will resent your schedule and your days, Schedule your vidya game, your mindless internet browsing, your shitposting, your binge eating, just like how you schedule work.

> 29
> 5.6k savings 0.1k in crypto
> 16

I don't know about him, but this is how I've slept with ~20 girls:

>go out clubbing
>drink or do drugs for social lubrication
>be friendly and open to socializing
>grab her waist and talk into her ear because music is too loud, lol
>this turns into hugging and kissing at some point
>take her back to my place to "sleep"

It's pretty much always the same formula.

>29
>$2k :(
>14

20
65k
00000000 its worse because im good looking

27
$21k
0 :(

>36
>1.6m in property (no debt)
>33k in crypto
(Am I going to make it?)

>15 girls

Girls have double the holes down there, so is a guy worth only half of that?

Hopefully nobody thinks I'm into minors when I say "6.5 girls".

26
~9K
~25

You into FIRE mah dude?

i wouldn't say worth half. i mean, after i've fucked a girl in both holes it doesn't count as if i've fucked two girls.

all that matters is putting your hard throbbing dick inside a (human) hole that turns you on

>58
>1.970.000
>none

gay?

Idk about now, but a few years ago, this formula was pretty easy (slept with about 10 girls in one year doing this)

>live in area with lots of college students (I was a grad student -- 3 major universities in the area)
>tinder
>only do the simplest and shortest of dates (let's watch a movie at my place, or grab frozen yogurt, or just meet up for "a" drink -- don't do dinner or a full date, you're odds of getting laid go way down because people aren't horny when they're stuffed)
>alcohol
>be friendly, make her laugh
>fuck

>30
>-15,000USD
>14

28

13k

25ish

No. Just manlet.

30
~4K (with 75K in student loan debt)
~50ish

>20
>74k$
>1
Having little something is not better than having nothing. Atleast you virgins dont know what you are missing.

this still works
source: I do the same thing and have around 120 confirmed kills

>doesn't want kids

>19
>€26k
>3

28
~60k
0

Honestly, I want to be at least you at 58. I am shocked that you never once felt the need to just freak out and kind of get hookers or something?

39
-70k
0

I must have had a serious karmic debt.

do feminists want women to have kids or don't want them to have kids?

How the fuck do you owe 70k my man

24
$90,000
1

25
110k
22

>30
>~£2.8mil, 95% cryptos
>1

28
~$1000
13

24
5k
1

>be friends with lots of girls
>don't be thirsty
>eventually you start casually having sex
Really just think "Would /r9k/ or some other board say this?" before you say shit so you stop being weird.

26
100k income, bit more in retirement, 7k in crypto, but massive credit card debt + a mortgage.
Countless women, a dozen or two men, but I'm a trap so it's easy to be a whore. Not interested in sex anymore. Have enough sex and it's boring.

RIP

31

30k in debt

5

forgot mfw

>29
>25k
> 30 of em

25
4k
5

>27
>$50K
>1

I need to pump these numbers up.
These are rookie numbers.

From where the fuck does a trap whore have 100k?

22
180k
66 girls

22
~800 in crypto
~200 in bank account
~5k on musical gear

2, could have been more but I dun goofed and felt in love

never mind its half of that only 15. kek

24
-15000€
0

Well I am a virgin with debt LMAO

25
18k in crypto
2k in bank
26

21
50K~
8