Problem player please help

>end old campaign
>player brings this to the table
Should I kick her out or report her to the authorities? Why does this fucking game even exist??

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He sounds creepy as fuck. You should post this shit on Facebook and out him.

>gore obsessed pedo dyke
Are you playing with the MC of Murcielgo?

Ya OP, you definitely should report her to the authorities for this. I only wish I could see the look they'd give you after understanding that you're retarded.

>it's okay because the creepy pedo is a girl!
Fucking numales

>strawman this hard
>ad hominem as well
Why don't you fuck off and get a real argument faggot. It's a game system, and a player wants to try it. Not one OP wants to try? Then he should just say no.
>b-but it's a p-p-pedo!!!!
Mhm, oh of course it is, definitely; don't you have a dark basement to slink back into or something?

Just walk away

>>player brings this to the table
What is "this"? What did he/she bring?

>being a whiteknight faggot
If this was a dude you'd be grabbing the torches and pitchforks. Just look at any other Veeky Forums thread about Nechronica and it's all "creepy" this and "problematic" that.

That's just people shitposting because they know they'll never get to play a game.

In like three threads the last few days it is, because OP is trying to force a meme pretty hard.

It's a game about playing zombies in a post-apocalyptic world. The game suggests that the PCs should be girls to create contrast.

>The game suggests that the PCs should be girls to create contrast.
Oh. Just play Kult (or whatever really) instead.

If it was a dude (like a chick) id give the rules a thourough looking over and decide if its a worthwhile system to play. If it is and the table wants, we'd play l, and if shit got actually creept, id be the first to say "what the fuck? Is this why you wanted to play?"

Nechronica does handle combat in a very interesting way though. So if you detest the fluff there's at least that.

If you detest the fluff you should probably kill yourself since you already have a terminal case of Shit Taste

>not wanting to play as loli zombies
What an awful existence you must lead, to be over 18 years old and still waiting for your balls to drop.

>not wanting to play as a cyborg zombie loli who hungers for JUSTICE (and zombie flesh)
You sound like some kinda fruity prancing boy molesting homo man, user

What, are you kidding? That sounds dope.

...

>Nechronica does handle combat in a very interesting way though.
Hmm, that's interesting. Do you have the ruleset "online"?

At least it's not Engine Heart.

Well, the point is you should not be restricted to playing a loli. Undead cyborg shotas need love too.

>shota
Ignoring the fact that "boy" is a mutation you can take, you are a total faggot just as predicted.

tlwiki.org/index.php?title=Nechronica

Instead of HP you have body parts. Such as if you take one damage to the legs you might lose your feet, if you take another one you might have to hop on one leg, take too much damage to your legs and you'll have nothing below your waist and you'll have to drag yourself forward.

I'm glad to see that the player is a person of good taste and has interest in trying out interesting non-standard systems.

That'd my character. She's a touch dumb, but she just wants to help everyone! Oh, and she uncontrollably craves the flesh of the undead because she's a Gothic.
Here you is, famalam

here
I should also point out that is a much better, much more complete resource. The PDF is an incomplete translation

>Here you is, famalam
Thank you. Will have a look!

I mean, even if you don't like shotas and lolis, the game is mostly about the insanity mechanics and despair-centric themes and combat, by the looks. Like Call of Cthulu, if everyone already lost and it was about trying to eek out some sort of existence afterwards. But with little kids.

The fact that it frames itself as an epilogue to a story that already ended poorly is artsy enough for me, at least.

>tlwiki.org/index.php?title=Nechronica
>Instead of HP you have body parts. Such as if you take one damage to the legs you might lose your feet, if you take another one you might have to hop on one leg, take too much damage to your legs and you'll have nothing below your waist and you'll have to drag yourself forward.
Missed this one, thank you as well!

Firstly, the biggest gripe my players have had with Nechronica is the insistence that the default player characters are all female. Easily amended and doesn't disrupt too much.

Secondly if you are genuine about your upset over a game of pretend then get out. Go be BADD elsewhere.

Girl can dream...

Boys have +1 to charisma checks?

Is the translation finished yet? I remember downloading a copy of the book, but I think it wasn't quite finished.

I'm not sure if it's finished, but the tlwiki page is much more complete than the PDF

Almost none of the fluff has been translated and most of the mechanics in the core book has been translated. A new class from a supplement has been translated but as far as I know no other things has been translated from the supplements.

>end old campaign
>player brings this to the table
What is the problem player? What is the problem in this case?

OP is shitposting about system OP doesn't like. See the image for system.

Because guro loli is disgusting magical realm garbage.

Is it, though?

I really don't understand what makes this pedo. Gore shit, sure... And the protagonists are loli. But where does the pedo come in?

I've been away for like a week and have never seen it before

There's a thread about it about once every third month or so. Or maybe it was once every half year.

Guys. Instead of playing Necronica as guro lolis... We play as rot worms piloting guro dolls as mechs.

Man, I wish it were always this easy to spot 40k spergs. A picture of female space marines to commemorate.

Sorry kid, no one likes your magical realm.

That's untrue. I like it a lot.

I feel like you're just saying that to rile me up.

>Playing as rot worms piloting guro dolls.
You do know that it's not as far from vanilla as you might think. In vanilla it's nanomachines

>Should I kick her out or report her to the authorities?
Maybe trying to read the system and get past the "loli zombie robot" joke. The game suggest you play as a girl, not that you must.

>Why does this fucking game even exist??
Because Japan has weird ideas, and that's good, because here in the West is as if everyone is obsessed with faux medieval fantasy.

I hate gyro but love Nechronica

Checkmate, gaytheist.

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>gyro
Gyros aren't very good, but I hate guro too.

It's actually a pretty good game. I suggest you give it a shot.

>joke

Is this getting triggered by magical realms thing a new meme?

>new

I'm jealous. Nechronica's system and lore both look really interesting to me.

>player wants to play something original
>better sperg like crazy and keep playing pathfinder
Good job, faggot.

>want to run Anima(I'm actually a decent GM for the pair I currently run it for) for dudes I usually D&D with.
>"Ugh, no, let's just switch from PF to 5e, and maybe Savage Worlds on occasion."
>"Not gonna knock SW, guys, but why not?"
>"Too complicated, too weeb, too different from 3.PF and 5e. Also we're intimidated by tables."
>"Guys, I'm the only one who REALLY needs to know those tables, you just need to know X, Y, and Z 90% of the time."
>"...nah."
>"Okay, fine. You want simple? How about Cat, Big Motherfucking Crab Truckers, or RISUS."
>"Nah, don't bother, we don't feel like learning new systems."
>"You could literally spend all of 10 minutes learning the entire system for any of those fucking systems, AND have at least THREE characters for BMFCT and Cat. The systems are so simple, [local smelly sperg] couldn't fuck it up!"
>"Nah."
Like bashing my head against a brick wall.


Also, OP's lust for cock is spectacular.

>new

Magical Realm means an unwanted fetish forced into the game. A non-annoying magic realm is an oxymoron.

I'd play this game even if the PCs were all adult males, it sounds hardcore as fuck.

I've been barking up the Ars Magica tree forever.

I guess it's not fucking gay pedophile enough to get any play.

>Why can't I get people to play [my obscure system]?
>I bet it's because they're too busy playing [other obscure system]!

Nigga what? Are you honestly insinuating Nechronica has enough of a playerbase to cause a problem finding players in other systems?

As an experienced connoisseur of cocks, I must object. Don't lump me in with faggots like OP

Christ I fucking hope not, I feel weird having that shit on my tablet, and I look at porn on that thing!

Well fret not, it sure as hell doesn't. Your average Nechronica thread happens about once every few months and requires necrobumping if it wants to reach bump limit. This shit is not taking anyone away from anything.

No, I wasn't making serious claims about why people don't want to play ars magica.

Plus, it's a game about old male wizards holed up in convents in the middle ages. That's about as gay pedophile as it gets.

Oh good, I mean I know it's not as bad as-

Okay nope couldn't finish that with a straight face.

isn't them Hellshock characters?

Same artist.

Strictly speaking, only the blondie you posted was Hetza's character. All of the others pictured were the characters the other players played in that game, as I understand it.

>necrobumping
Intentional or now, that shitty pun made me laugh you motherfucker.

>getting mad people can enjoy a fun game of little girl hyperviolence
Fag

>Este
what kind of a stupid name is that

Anyway, I DM'd Nechronica myself. Based it off of Pinnochio and other fairy tales.

My plan for the opening of the next campaign? I'm probably going to put things in a similar setting and have the opening be just "Nechronica Totoro".

I'm afraid I've made the setting too dark though.

1d4chan.org/wiki/Liberi_Gothica
Daily reminder Veeky Forums made its own Nechronica (and it's shit).

>Victorian steampunk setting
That's some fucking cancer. As expected of Veeky Forums

Is this a new meme

Frankly i find your feet of playing a unque game disheartning. You are already a roleplayer so the fact that you are being closed minded just makes you autistic in addition to being a loser, accept your data and stop meming

It's Spanish for East.

You're the DM. Without you they can't play.
If you say "I really want a change, we're gonna try [new system] next week", make some prep work and teach them the rules they're gonna play it. Just be gentle, otherwise you'll get bad reactions. If you see they really don't get into it by the first session, admit it didn't work and go back to your old system, wait some time and then try something else.
At worst, someone else is gonna try DMing and you might get the opportunity to be on the other side of the screen.

This is good advice. What're they gonna do, fire him?
>screen
I need to stop splurging on 200 Euro worth of books rather than buy a single screen. This has been happening for six years now.

It's short for Estellava.

Sounds like a total fucking whore name. The kind who can't piss without feeling aroused.

>Female Space Marine
But that's a SoB?

>cyborg
>Not going full-on Baroque/Baroque

Just kick the player, unless it was a joke.

It's not illegal to be creepy in most places.

I want tumblr to leave.