Which is superior?

Why don't we have both?

You can, but only one can be superior.

Tree-fuckers get out!

Drow are to elves as goblins are to gnomes.

Drow

THROUGH VICTORY AND MIGHT THE DROW REIGN SUPREME

Aren't they the same fucking thing?
>no they're not
Yes. They fucking are. And they're both shit.

Now those legs are something else.

Elves don't require a level adjustment to off set their powers. Drow are clearly more powerful.

I would say tolkien elves are cooler than lolth edgemasters.

They really aren't. Drow have the whole evil underground spider lair thing with slightly flipped gender roles. Pretty different as far as elves go.

Drow are elves

But it depends on the mood.

Drow are elves in the same way that Greeks are white.

Elves. In space.

Drow are literally elves in the same way greeks are human.

This was appended to *the other elves earlier.

Which space elves a best? The answer is clown pussi

naw m8 drow are ugly little gnomes

On a technicality?

What about brown elves?

Drow are chimps
High elves ftw

A cute shy drow who depends on you because she can't see in bright light and is nervous around strangers.
When it gets really bright she hides against your chest under your cloak.

>Wizards or Necromancers Veeky Forums?
>Abberations or Mind Flayers, Veeky Forums?
>Swords or Rapiers, Veeky Forums?

and then pulls out a dagger and sacrifices your heart to Lolth.

Outsiders and their half-breed whelps.

I should have watched myself.

>elves

Elves. Anything else is edgy spider fucking or Veeky Forums saying dorf or HFY when it wasn't asked due to their insecurity.

There is literally nothing wrong with spiders.

I will fight you, s'wit.

Elves. Drow are only better if you have an unhealthy obsession with BDSM shit.

Night, Dusk, or Light... why not all three?

Yeah, whatever you say, spider.

...

Those are all boys tho

...and?

Which one makes the best top?

>Anything slightly darker than Winnie the Pooh is edgy

Wow, way to be a /b/tard.
Seriously, you're about as funny as those idiots in there.

>GetaloadofthisN'wah.jpg

>Elves or Drow, Veeky Forums?
Which one has the better tits? We're taking a preponderance of quality and quantity. DFC is grounds for disqualification.

>Black skinned elves with bright red eyes

What is this? Some kind of artwork that actually matches their D&D description?

That wasn't a joke.

> DFC is grounds for disqualification.
Well, you know what this means now.

I've got money on vanilla elves having better teddies than drow.

user, don't be silly. Firing squads are an inefficient solution to the problem. Where there's elves, there's magic; we can conjure up some cleavage for those poor fey. None of them need suffer the indignity of the company of pedophiles.

Still not amusing.
Might as well go spam your unfunny shit in /b/ along with all the rest of the fifteen year olds.

Elves are superior. The weird coloration of drow puts me off.

I don't even care anymore.

You have weird coloration

So - Drow like cow or Drow like grow?

Like cow

like blue

Depends on the type of wine you're pairing it with.

Orc

depends on what you consider makes the best: one is the largest in size and load, one has the most stamina and strength, and the last has the best technique

Tolkein had Dark Elves too, except their backstory actually has a pretty great reason why they're all super depressed permanently
> During the 1st Age, Fingolfin ordered the Genocide of the Teleri.. Because their ships were in his way
> The survivors of the Teleri fled to middle earth and became the "Dark Elves"
> Their entire spiel is that they're now the only subrace of elves that can't die of sorrow.
> Oh, and Discount Mithral
> And "Dwarf" Fortresses

You know what, yeah, WHAT ABOUT BROWN ELVES?!

There was actualy a conversation as to why drow have so much bigger boobs in offical art. Seems that to keep up with being serial murder machines, that drow are a lot more fertile, and thus have bigger boobs. There is also the issue of feminine=power so bigger boobs are a trait that they glorify.

>look, I'm replying seriously to a retard!
>c'mon, laugh! look how funny it is!
>I mean, we all know it's retarded, but I'm pretending it's not! Hilarious!

Bleh.

they can't cook worth a damn

Don't care, give me whitey.

>those elves.
Nnff.

Drow because of Femdom.

Who pissed in your cornflakes?

I want a drow to spank me.

Who let you out of /b/?

Don't worry user, they learn. Eventually. And eventually the scars and bruises go away as well.

I really don't get what has your anus seared. It looks like standard fapposting.

Good answer.

I want a drow to systematically use sexual torture on me to break my will and sense of self. I want her to turn me into a willing fuck slave. Nothing more than a toy that cant even fathom the idea of resisting or saying no.

No, drow are to elves as duergar are to dwarves and svirfneblin are to gnomes. They are subraces of elves, dwarves, and gnomes that have adapted to living in the darkness.

Buddy, dude, my guy, I only just jumped into the conversation.
You just seem fantastically mad about nothing.

I agree.
Drow are better.

This has always conflicted with my view of elves, including drow. For some reason I've always imagined them as being A- or B-cups at most. A C-cup elf in elven society is considered essentially the same thing as a DD-cup to humans.

...

When will you realize that's never been funny?
How many years until you stop and say "Oh fuck, I can't believe I was that retarded"?

Always bet on black

I'm not even those guys. I'm seriously wondering what in the fuck you're on about.

I would love nothing more than to come home every day from my boring job to a loving drow husband.

>Chess

A-are you a qt orc girl?

I've been wondering this for a while. Are Drider Drows technically monster girls since they aren't part human?

When will you realize no one cares about your little tantrum?

They're part humanoid at least. That works I guess.

It's the endless repetition of the same unfunny joke, complete with the "no, we're seriously this retarded and can't stop being dumb faggots" continuation that makes it even more cringe-inducing.

I get it, you're doing that bit right now, but it gets less and less funny the longer you persist with it. Might as well drop the act and head off to /b/ where the teenagers there might still chuckle at your antics.

mediocre

I suppose you're right. Can't really say I complain to be honest.

You mean like you're doing now? Got it. Here's your last (You) from me.