Online jobs

Hey faggots I need a steady income by working online. I heard there's a site where you record your own voice on scripts and make money but I lost the name.

Is there any way to make a living online without having to do like twitch, YouTube or some other autistic shit like that? Would appreciate your advise.

Also no sucking dick for money

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who is that?

Don't bother with recording your voice unless you sound like Morgan freeman,

You can how ever, pretend to be a hot grill and catfish dudes into sending you money for nudes.

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many ways to make a living online. but you do need skills and a fuckton of effort. nothing good is free in life.

lol, you can find a lot of voice jobs in freelancer.com

Right can you give me an example please
I'm not looking forward to do risky stuff

Scamming and fraud. But you sound like an uncreative pos, so probably not gone work out

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Why do you need to work online? Are you too fat to go outside?

I often hire text writers online.

In the beginning it's a shitty job because you don't know what to write, but with some practise you can make some really quick money from it.

You'll have a lot of pajeet competition. But pajeets honestly can't write a single coherent sentence. I've had better experience with Nigerians than with pajeets pretending to be American.

If you genuinely work all day on it, like with a normal job, you can actually earn a fairly decent amount of money. West European minimum wage tier.

you can make an adult game and put it on patreon for instant 10k a month

you can do furry fetish art for instant 2k a month

you can write 500 adult erotica stories and put them online and sell each for .99$ (don't do this, that shit has sailed)

you can make a 'review blog' where you don't actually review things but you pretend that you do and then you link to those products on amazon and get affiliate shekels everytime someone uses your link for a purchase (hard to get traffic)

you can buy shit from china for 1k, ship it to amazon warehouses for 400$, and sell it on amazon for 5x the purchasing price. fidget spinner craze had shiploads full of chinkspinners being shipped around the world.

you can make any outrageous website that has a high chance of going viral, and shill it on Veeky Forums and fb and monetize the traffic via adsense

you can create a concept for a product and launch a kickstarter with a video where you tell everyone what a great product it'll be when they send you money to prototype it

you can get a loan for 3k, buy crypto on margin and make massive gains and become a daytrader (or sell your kidney because you blew the 3k)

you can make an app and create a website promoting it and direct traffic to it. a niche app that's actually useful even if it's not complex and being sold for 1$ can make 600-1k a month reliably

you can pretend to be a cute girl and do financial domination on guys who get off on it

if you are somewhat aesthetically pleasing you can jack off on camera for easy 25$ an hour

Start a porn site and get that ad money nigga

I'm interested. Hit me up @br3nton on telegram or leave your contact method so I can contact you.

I'm a year 2 college student in Dallas University studying linguistic. I've done plenty of reports for my class. (Not larping)

Also I'm white asf you don't have to worry about pajeets scamming you

Where the fuck are you nigger

What's up mate. Soon-to-be English foreign language teacher with a Bachelor's degree. Super interested in working for you.

[email protected]

I don't intend to hire anyone else for a while. It was just a tip because you asked for ways to make money online.

FUCK YOU THEN

Fuck you stop wasting my time fgt

google says Kristina Boyko,

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I told you. Sell 'art' on Etsy and Ebay to rich white women. Get some local pajeets to craft shit out of wood and paint it (do the first lot yourself until you get a few sales). Then market yourself as a renowned local artist in your shithole country. Make sure you overprice everything ($1000+9.95P&P minimum or maybe $499 for a smaller item) so they stupid thotts think they are validating their existence with more meaningless junk while their wombs become barren. Make sure you add a 2-4week deliver on your items so they don't get pisseed and send them nice emails telling them how you think they will really love this unique piece of art you created just for them. They will eat that shit up. Use the word bespoke a lot and talk about how much you love creating unique pieces that carry a part of your soul in them and shit on your bio.
>Congratulations, you are now a modern artist.

Etsy and Ebay guys, i'm planning to make my own jewelry (3d print and cast my pieces) and sell it. The pieces themselves gona look decent, i personally need to like them before i gona cast them, not planning to sell shitty ones. I don't have experience doing this, never sold anything online.

If you have related experience, you can leave fake mail adress, maybe we can discuss things.

>print gun parts
>ask 1159 because one minute to midnight
>market as if you never sell together, because ""we"" must all take responsibility
Somebody make this and sell the story to CNN, need new material to bait /k/ and /pol/

>KumamonCrafts on ETSY
Contact them bud. They sell the LINK stickers on here. They can probably help.
I assume most of it is putting up decent pictures, a good description of the item and yourself then going out there and getting yourself noticed.
Infiltrate your target audiences favourite hangouts like Mumsnet or if its goth type jewellery deviant art etc. Most of it is going to involve selling yourself rather than simply creating the pieces and listing them for sale, that is the easy bit.
Also, start a facebook group. My ex used to sell on ETSY, she did book foldings and paper craft things. Pretty simple but quite good stuff. She joined a load of craft Etsy groups, they auction things off to each other on them and you can also make contacts via that and sell items outright if they are desired enough.

Just tell CNN it happened anyway, make a fake website as proof. They won't give a shit.