Quick! Describe your current character in 10 words or less!

>kinda dull. Nothing you coulda used your other eight words for?

No point, really. Since he kills people.

Kid with a bow and a dagger. He likes tits.

Angry Bird man, seeking revenge and all the shiny things.

Bodies are expendable.
Mind is software.
United yet distinct.

Come on then, if'n you're hard enough.

Void-mage nun with old man fetish and albinism

She plays a harmonica, the dead dance to her tune.

>They said she'd never be a musician.
>So she raised a band and killed them all.
>Now se's off to share her music with the world!

Former thief, survived hanging, all his weapons are always concealed.

Fantasy Jeanne D'Arc

See? Not fictional

I see what you did there.

a very stupid shadow

Savvy, unwise Wishcrafter / Oracle of Fire to do your bidding.

Former peasant who stumbled upon great power, he's now running from the inquisition who want him dead because of said power.

Also half-elf who hates the fact he's half-elf, despises his mother and wishes he was human to the point of wearing a magical cloak that makes him appear as such.

Ckever, but the next time this thread pops up I'll account for that loophole too.

Lesbian elf ranger, hates her party, and is an alcoholic.

Dryad, also megacorp heiress, who's obsessed with becoming a goddess

>His Player can't read... or chooses not to.

I once played a character like that.

Only she thought she was a full elf that got cursed with rapdi aging that her father had managed to stall.
Finding out she was a half-elf is what broke her.

Fucking loved that campaign.

Half-dragon barbarian princess of not!china.
Sailor. Nomad. Slowly civilizing.

Stupid kid in over his head.

Immortal hedonist with a penchant for xenophilic fraternizing.

A smuggler who was bad at his job

>21 words
>30 words
You sir, are a failure.

Shadowrunner buddhist Yeti, seeking reincarnated dhali lama across the World.

...

Space Trucker in an endless quantum state of existence and nonexistence.

Arnold and Gregor, is that you?

Delusional-PTSD space captain

A monstrous monster hunter who's hunted by other monsters.

Inhuman abomination protecting humanity from others of her kind

So you've been playing the Vigil then?

Vampire Landsknecht, jolly, boisterous, tough as nails, actually a woman.

Those fucking elves killed my family. KILL THEM ALL.

Prepper crossbowdwarf, the only survivor of his fort; and his guineafowl.

coldhearted rationalist, bred to be the ultimate wapon, metal bender

A bored bastard

Humans are the future
I must resolve my errors

Crazy ass bitch with ridiculous eidolon

LAAAAAAAAAAAW.

Cute, perky, child-like illusionist who loves adventure.

A bard

Jaded PHD Chemist, Now Commands Giant Robots and Crossword Puzzles

Overly suspicious dragonborn gumshoe who uses brains rather than brawn.

Hedonist who spreads the gospel of wine, women, and song.

A scheming asshole-narcissist who will fuck everyone over.

Emotionless robot forged for war who seeks his own self.

D&D 5e: Prissy Potato-shaped Deep Gnome; mage mastermind.

MAID: Cheerful fluffy hyper lewd Osakan chaos magician.

D&D 3.5: Butt monkey ferret wizard and cocky war priest.

Ryuutama: Southern-fried Christmas Cake tanuki Ranger.

Strongman seeking elightenment, found a pet skull, owns a tavern

Catholic Space Nazi. Psyker. gets zero bitches. Likes swords

Geez. You have that many games going on?

Probable traitor. Obeys the law unless fire is involved

Overconfident, obsessive photographer from Queens surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Half Giant Spear Throwing Bodyguard who hangs people

Whale-riding dwarf druid with no beard and hella tattoos.

Fox of nine tails and a thousand faces, sub-par fighter.

>M&M powerhouse
A strong, aggressive, intimidating and very blue superstrong hero.

>Das Schwarze Auge, Priest of Pereine
Fragile, kind and charitable guy, who is also a healer.

>M&M gravity controller
A somewhat charismatic guy, who wants to become a superhero.

Dragon Singer
>A golden-scaled Kobold diplomat who shines gloriously in sunlight

Dujek Shieldbreaker
>An Orc brawler who believes enlightenment is reached through violence

Kirbee
>A Human cleric who may or may not be retarded

Samjam
>A Magus with 30% crit chance who only rolls 1's

Barbarian, Druid, Protector, Orc, Dragon Slayer, Wants to do good.

...

I'll give you a C+ for cuteness.

In a "I am secretly evil and want to backstab the ones closest to me (the party) and make the whole world miserable" kind of way?

I prefer this chart.

Space fighter pilot, nobles' daughter, 19, "the coolest", but bitchy.

An primitive, arrogant future-seer who can read and control minds.

Future-seer is one word.

How's the MAID game going? Those are never boring to hear about.
human Summoner:
Former Soldier cursed by unspeakable outer-being. Gives no Fucks.
Kitsune Bard:
Matchmaker extraordinaire, Fluffy Tails, super nosy and no common sense.

My other chars for shits.

Kobold artificer PF
Lifelong punchingbag who's trying not to get squashed by giants.

Arakoras (bird dude) 5e
Would be a scary ranger but 5E blows goats.

Gnollish half vamp fighter/barbarian 3.5
Donk eat, take, fuck and kill what he want. *burp*

Not sure who the LE ones are.

>kinda amused about the LN indians, for some reasons

Daughter of war, keg drainer, wench layer, demon slayer extraordinaire.

Very dumb/friendly/angry. Likes fughuge axes to kill baddies.

A horse thief with self-esteem issues and no support network.

I can so count hyphenated words as one word.

>Not sure who the LE ones are.
Radical Muslim. You know, the guys with Sharia and stuff...

I like this game. Gonna post some older and possibly stranger PCs.

Improbably cute mystic with fucked up followers, no guns. Sex=?

guess the game

A geeky fan boy who shouldn't be a superhero, but is.

I see, for some reasons they seemed "whiter" execpt for the guy in front.

Large, grumpy half-elf who lives life normally and hits things with spears.

Lesbian monster-hunting werewolf rock star.

A scary fighter who couldn't cut it as a paladin.

A giant Asian man who bludgeons Oni with a Tetsubo.

God says I should kill you. I probably won't. Probably.

>Mfw my CG half orc cleric could only survive if he promised Grummush he would kill the party. Meanwhile, everyone else has either a homebrew race or class, is edgy as fuck, and usually survives.

Sneaky politician who kicks socks people.

A wizard who fell out of her tower nest.

An oddly lumpy swordsman with hidden face and noble air.

Former repair/maintenance robot turned anarchy activist/revolutionary

Literally fell out on the party?

Paladin, remover of unholy kebab.

University student. Stand user. Needs to be fleshed out

Child Navigator, lured in by candy in rogue trader's voidship.

Unfortunately no, but tell your friend he is a great character creator.

Blacksmith turned Fighter loses flesh.
Commits to punching God.