A woman belonging to an unfamiliar race steps into the inn

>A woman belonging to an unfamiliar race steps into the inn

No wonder I can never find a pen with ink.

>OP decides to be a faggot and posts a shitty thread on Veeky Forums.

How do you know it's a woman?

Tits and absence of dick.

No shirt, no service.

Snakes supposedly don't have tits and the cock is usually concealed.

If the race is unknown, it is only through assuming that we can say "a woman" or "a man". But my character has more than 10 wisdom and does not assume.

Call it a hunch, then.

Or a hope.

Roll to detect trap, 1d20.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Trips demands it. High for definite sex.

Whatever. It's not like I have to interact with it or anything.

I'm just going to drink my ale and mind my own business.

>it

You will use xer's proper pronouns you fucking shitlord

Oh dear.

Pah, you're not taking advantage of the situation, Edgar! Watch me as I find myself a new bed to share tonight!

Make me, bitch.

Are you trying to make me cringe?

Whatever you say Kevin. You're just a cheap man whore and you know it.

it all depends on how my inquisitor's religion considers unfamiliar races.

...

Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

I cast Smite.

Frankly, same response as , sir.

Rolled 3, 3, 2 = 8 (3d8)

It's too late, I already landed the attack.

Rolled 3 (1d12)

And weapon damage

>steps in
>doesn't slither, squiggle, hover, ooze, skitter, stampede, dimensionally shift, *teleports behind you*, or jive in
Not unfamiliar enough/10, would not bang