WHFB gives assexual goblins who have ball-and-chain swinging maniacs, shit-eating antics, squig riding, stupid hats...

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and then.. keep the shortstacks coming

look out empire!

tfw you have a shortstack and pregnacy fetish and towergirls gobbo hits both spots

anyone still here?

yeah

Dungeons the dragoning is the answer

even as a High Elf lover I love this guy
Gave us our best badass, the grim warden

My sides

yep. just started reading

What an excellent thread.

I hope you contract AIDS

And that Warden would later go to the badlands and kick so much ass even the Orcs admited he was for a good scrap

I don't know man

Part of what makes whfb gobbos and orcs cool is that they don't have to deal with "orc rape/half orc crap" kinda makes less akward.

At the same time shortstacks make my boner's day

Explain, there is some quality story and very little short stack

>towershits
Kill urself my man

>tfw she's been added to Kingdom Conquest.

What if they two types were seperate breeds?

Could that work for a setting?

The shortstack fetishists have already de-bearded female dwarves across the globe. Settle for ruining one race.

So there are slut-goblins that are bred specifially for whorehouses and strip-clubs.

Then there are short-stack goblins that are trying to be productive members of society.
The recently went on strike because the government outlawed all mecha research.

>thinking female dorfs are popular or actually dwarves

"Female Dorfs" are anvils bro, you're lucky I don't have my grudge book on me, manling

Remember user, a setting is like a baby: Don't stick your dick in it.

I just want a housewife goblin

Fagstackers' first crime was ruining Midna

That's the fun. DtD greenskins still reproduce via spores, but some form into females because reasons, theorized to serve as better commandos and infiltrators because of their less bulky frames

I wish my DM knew that

Friendo she was born ruined

Returning this thread to the right kind of gobbo

DtD is also a shitty meme/fetish clusterfuck with zero redeeming features.

Or need I remind you of the mindless catboi sperm slaves?

WoW killed goblins for me and CoC put last nails in their coffin. Other shortstacks are fine though.

Is DtD the greatest thing ever? Because I want to learn more

aww, well is it good for short term shits-and-giggles games?

She wasn't born a grotesque, misshapen blob that puts fertility idols to shame

Those were promptly excized, they have normal not stupid males now

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No. The mechanics suck and there's entirely too much 40K and Mass Effect wank

Look it up on 1d4chan

At least it makes sense for dorf girls to be thick shortstacks.

Fuck you, goblin girls should be more like lolis.

Goblins weren't ever regarded as sexual (other than rare rapey kind of shit) until WoW made female goblins oddly sexualized.
Blizzard created a generation of perverts

I played it, was fun as hell, but tell me, what is it like to hate fun?

>massive tits and wide asses
>HURR DURR IT'S TAKTIKOOL, I SWURR
God, at least the sperm slaves were upfront with their fetish faggotry instead of trying to justify it

Why?
I mean, there are worse things, but why a Goblin specifically?

>mass effect
Dropped as if it were scalding hot

found it to be quite the contrary on both accounts

This is known fact

>hurr durr muh fun!
Some people also find it fun to circlejerk onto a biscuit and then eat it. Not wanting to partake doesn't mean I hate "fun", I just find your idea of it crude and retarded

I want an excuse to scream Waaaagh during climax, love shortstacks and a little wife is qt

>pathetic waifu faggotry
is that way, friendo

>Waaaaagh durning climax.
Shouldn't youy be going after space fungi then?

DtD?

Ok how about this

In a sorta magic punk setting, there was a mutation in the goblin strain, making shortstack slut/waifu gobs and the normal shit eating cockney retards

Wholesome cockney retards of the badlands see waifus as freaks, and vise versa

Fantasy ones do it too

>give humiez a grot and they add all dez squeezy bits

dis is why Iz gonna krump ya now

How about you stop trying to shoehorn your fetishes into games? What do a bunch of meme sluts add besides MUH DIK XDDDDDDDDD

you're right
I'll leave the fapping for /aco/
Lets just talk wholesome gobbos

Dungeons the dragoning, a home brewed crossover rpg that apparently developed a hatedom since last in was here

Donno why we're discussing this but instead of a strain, it should be a curse.

The curse can affect everybody, turning them into cockney retards, London is now a quarantine zone.
How does such a curse spread?

It's always been hated, brosef

Through the one thing only retard bongos drink: Warm, badly brewed beer

Memetastic!

Immagrant poo in the streets spread it

I mean, when you've been deep in the Underdark for a few months with nothing to show for it besides a dozen dead hirelings, a hole is a hole, especially after you've slaughtered all the goblin males on your way through the mushroom forest.

The mechanics are solid (if begging to be expanded on) but the setting and fluff is pure cancer. The only way to have fun with it is to throw them away entirely and come up with your own stuff.

Dark, edgy, epic.

I love it!

So... Wifebeater and Stella?

Mechanics are solid only because they're too simple to fuck up. They're also boring as hell

Does anyone like more bat-faced goblins?

I can't find any good pics as an example, but here's another cute goblin anyway.

I like goblins that aren't shitty meme fetishes

I think I know my memology well enough to know fetishes can't be memes

"thick" isn't a fetish, its a meme

>tumblr nose
>cute
Fuck off

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Roll a scatter die for thread direction.

I think I rolled dubs and tripped

This thread is going sour w/o whfb in the grave

>implying traps, femdom, dragons/kobolds, /ss/, futa, snek, and shortstack aren't all ebin maymay fetishes
Get dunked on you entry level memeboi

I want goblin twinks.

Remember when Veeky Forums didn't get uptight over everything? When did this board become /v/?

Having a private personal gob is way better than sharing a used up one

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I don't know, man. I don't know.

>>>"bat-faced goblins"
>>tumblr nose

You're an idiot.

Remember when we didn't blame /v/ for everything?

Those are legit fetishes that are refferanced as memed Go back to memeschool fag

>appealing to a past you never participated in
Fuck off back to 1d4chan, cancer

well we can't blame the jews anymore since sjws cry "go back to pol" if you slightly disagree with them

>that big honking clown nose
>batlike in any way
Retard

Veeky Forums is a strange place indeed.

I love the Warhammer Greenskins because they are a whole group of funny vermin.

Also the fact that all kind of undesireables follow them around (trolls, Giants, Boars, Spiders, Wyverns) creates a whole and interesting enviorment.

To be fair, that wasn't a real example of a bat faced goblin. I couldn't find a good pic, and google gives me real bats, so I just used that one.

You should see the blood bowl teams they have.
Ever see a goblin tossed by a troll?
Ever see a goblin eaten by the troll who is suposed to throw him?
Its golden.

You were saying?

I need shortstack gobbo girls.

Nice air-mouse
Now show me a bat

Fuck off, /pol/, no need to bring your toxic politics into this

This is a great story

>nose is sunken inwards with flared nostrils
>an almost piglike appearance to it
>it's also brown and matches the coloration of the bat
>a round red turd slapped lazily on some shitty Mary Sue

We're you trying to make a point?

What if we blamed /pol/ and their "muh degeneracy" instead?