The Ranger's animal companion is drinking strength potions again

The Ranger's animal companion is drinking strength potions again

Its weird to think a double strength dog is just as nice and calm as a normal dog.

Put is a double-strength pig just as nice?

Why wouldn't they be? It means they're just more physically fit, not that they're hopped on steroids and having a roid rage.

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Just because of their resemblance to pit bulls, I guess. Which are obviously not always ferocious.

If everyone is Veeky Forums, than no one is!

Only the dedicated elite and one in a million genetic lottery winners can reach this level.

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Jesus Christ it's even doing the fucking asshole one-eye-squint face.

Pit bulls aren't overly aggressive by nature, they're mentally unstable

That mouse is so jacked!

Please tell me I'm Arnold.

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Why

I think we just found the muscle-wizard's familiar

God damn it Veeky Forums.

Good, maybe now our beast master ranger won't be fucking useless.

Where's the fucking ASPCA when you need them?

This Veeky Forumsizen is still ironically treating the cat to a much higher quality of life than some vegetarians.

Also you know how cats are: if you're not doing something they don't like they aren't afraid of clawing/biting the shit out of you. It sounds like the owner's been doing this slowly over so long that the cat either doesn't notice or thinks this is a fun game.

kek'd

Cat's have VERY temperamental diets. They're poisoned by more things that humans are fine with then I can count on my fingers. They HAVE to have high meat diets.