CYOA Thread

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I don't even care about the furries themselves. I hate him for playing that game specifically. That is all. Devoid of that game I would have said nothing about irish deer people or what have you.

So you threw a shitfit because somebody likes something you didn't, referenced it once, and argued with all comers who disagree with your opinion that him doing so ruined the entirety of the work regardless of any and all other merits?

Because someone likes one of the worst games of all times made by one of the worst people of all time.

Also you must really hate CYOAs and fun if you're going to continue arguing about it here.

Huh. I started a reskin of that CYOA while the PA general threads were still going. I really should finish that.

Then you're the worst kind of autist. Just hide the post and move on.

No. It's literally an Irish Deer. Like. Four legs. AAAGHKN noises.

Still don't care.

Then why did you post friend?

Let's try to not talk about furries, and post some cyoa.

I thought your intent might have been a "They're literal deer, does that bother you?" kind of post. I'm clarifying that no, I don't give a fuck about a deer race being included or not. Two legs or four.

And yet you keep replying.

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Because you did first, under the presumption of a conversation. That's how that works.

Then were at an impasse where neither of us understands each other. I resign my point which is entirely pointless to the current conversation..

Replying to the user in the other thread.
That's his self-insert? Why even bother telling other people that it was his? And why put so much time on it?

So the way it's written, you're supposed to blind pick just from the seven sins themselves I guess. Chose sloth, not too shit, reading others to see how shit I could have otherwise done.

Because he's a shit and he's getting 18000 a month for it.

>Why do furries devote so much of their life and money to their fursonas?
Because they're insane.

Holy shit 18? How is he getting that much for it? Is it pure donations?

Not sure it was supposed to be a blind pick, but that is an interesting way of interpreting it. There is slightly more if you want it.

No, he has a patreon. He gets that monthly.
Meanwhile we're sitting her broke as shit.

>Implying we're tumblr
>Not implying an user with big OC isn't going to save us all soon.
user I'm disappointed.

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It's just hard to believe that that many people are willing to donate so much for little text-based porn game.

You understand my frustrations with allowing a side-project to receive wealth. It should never have gotten this big and tainted space shouldn't exist. Almost 4000 are tossing him five dollars a month, and it fucking adds up.

So you're jealous? I can certainly see why but come on. Surely there are more important injustices to knot your panties up over.

Ten Cyoas of your choice are being turned into Triple-A games with the creators as the Producer.

What are those ten cyoas?

>The starving kid in africa argument.

Star Dust
Space Refugee
Last Star
Kingdom Crusher
Slut Life

I'm not gonna lie I like CoC, but it really wasn't handled all that well and I share your feelings about tits.

I guess I'm autismo enough that not actually "choosing" when the harmless piece of text says to choose( and what's written after is clearly what happens after you choose) would feel like cheating. Somehow. I figure you have to be somewhat autismo to enjoy doing these regardless, might as well embrace it.

Here is three of them.

10 of the most /d/ ones

It's like this. I'm born by defualt a race traitor, my ancestors are still fighting like idiots in the old country, I'm marginalized in the west, my peoples language is on the verge of extinction, the future is looking grim.

Then some smug shit takes a dumb on something I thought could be good, and gets showered in money later on for it.

Here's another one

Uh, no. Just, things that are actually wrong not just sort of unfair. Why choose this hill to die on? How does this affect you in even the slightest fashion? It's not like they're taking money away from projects you care about; it's furries spending furry money. They're only going to spent it on shit you hate. I'm genuinely confused about why this matters and why you're so committed to making it a thing.

Today some jackass in the lane next to me couldn't figure out how to merge and he caused me to slow down incrementally to let him. My drive was delayed by maybe a few seconds due to the direct actions of another, idiotic human being. How bent out of shape would you be if something like that happened, instead of an imagined insult over internet porn?

Which sucks. But is in no way unique to CoC, porn, the internet, or creative media in general. Why does this, in particular, matter at all?

post some, or links?

He's not dying on a hill. He's complaining on the internet. The most low-effort thing you can do. Why do you act like this is his most important investment in life?

Has it been long enough for people to not remember the outcomes yet?

He, or shit, someone, practically swore an unending blood feud in the dying remnants of the last thread. You're right, of course, I'm just morbidly fascinated by the pointless and seemingly nonsensical rage I saw.

Star Dust
Space Refugee
Royal Guardian
Slut Life
Overlord
Necromancer
Evil Controller
Power armor
Paladin and Fallen Paladin

Different user.

Huh, I haven't seen this one at least.
>You wonder what they meant by "lewd effect."
No, I really don't. I ring the San Francisco bell.

Hunter's Legacy, Power Armor, Star Dust, New World. And if they won't get sued to shit, Traveller's Tale and Pokemon Personified. I can't think of 10 I would play.

More than anything though, I want another Pokemon Colosseum game.

Because this was a particular kind of sting, it's like you saw someone make a nice cake, and then some dude came over, fucked it, and then went on to fuck cakes for a career, leaving you with the fucked cake. Fenexo is a belligerent prick who fucked my cake and now my room, smells like jizz and burning.

All the while my house is on fire.

Even though the house is on fire I don't feel particularly bad about it. Nothing much I can do about that, no clear pricks to blame. That guy who fucked my cake? Yea screw him.

Creative language keeps me sane, really I'm just a bit peeved.

I remember most of the effects, but I don't remember which one has which. They're not awful, though.

Going for Swiss bell, most likely to make me money.

I still remember them, but it's fine, I'm still happy with San Francisco.
It's a red herring, there is no lewd effect for that bell.

>Egyptian bell

Mystery Boxes

Anyone got the yandere Alice CYOA?

Huh, I was honestly expecting hucow.
I am very much okay with this.

YES!! MONEY!!!

Ahem...sorry about that.

Choice of Dragon
Magical Realm
Cyber Punk
Star Dust
Super Soldier
Bio Soldier/Monster Minion
Domain Master
Overlord
Tentacle Monster
No John, you are the demons,

>Reading my own writing again
I need a proofreader

Pride is by far the best. On top of being able to basically shit on every other chosen. You're so OP that 2/3rd's of the the opposition focuses on you.

Holy cow Exalted DLC Guy, been forever since I've seen you. Are you going to do any more updates to your DLC and finally bring it out of Beta status?

>not including mystery mystery box

>Somebody remembered that

don't we all?

How big of a thing do you need proofread?

Holy shit it's the best end.

Rolled 1 (1d5)

I kind of want the egyptian bell, but eh

>'nya'-like vocations
What the fuck was I on when I wrote this

Pass me the documents to proofread, friendo.

This needs to be reformatted and made into a .pdf file.

Catnip.

I can understand why Pokemon Personified might get sued unless Italics was working with Nintendo and Gamefreak, but why would Travellers Tale get sued?

You're alive! How have you been?

Swiss Bell, Souvenier Bell. That's all.

Why do you say that? Not saying your wrong, I just want to know why.

Alright. Farting around with various projects, smutty and otherwise, you?

Highlander blatantly has characters and other shit from other companies without their permission.

Well it's got Bill Fuckin Murray for one.

And we've got Mass Effect Quarians, I think Highlander said they might be becoming a player race in an update along with the one companion and supposedly more around. And Rick and Morty. And Not-Predators. And one shamelessly stolen Undertale character, along with one in name only. And really, it's just a mess. Highlander has been all over and stolen everything of interest. Traveller's Tale is the Dungeons: The Dragoning of CYOAs.

It can't be the best end; it doesn't make you a lesbian.

He should totally add Monster Containment Orbs so we can make Pokemon Masters.

You can shove that faggot to the side and get yourself a waifu user. Fuck fate. In fact, fuck fortuna and make her your waifu.

Hey, EDG, question:

You nerfed the hell out of points. Things that turn you into a slut don't give as many points, things you buy cost more points, and you took away the source bonuses or whatever that made it easier.

Now if I want to get everything I want from the enlightenment section I have to take waaay too much point giving stuff. Would you un-nerf the next version?

I imagine as more people contribute their own creative builds, those other ones that mostly serve as filler could be phased out.

>wanting to get rid of Sans

You monster.

Is Kaifu CYOA guy around? I'd like to email him about a thing.

It is a huge size, and is not page friendly.

>Implying the average user doesn't rip off something for their build.
>Implying I wasn't going to make a Dante build just so Traveller's Tale could have this sticker.

>If you double the Beam Saber's ability and also have damage specs it literally impossible for ANY combination to defend against it
>Literally cut through any other suit for 6 seconds.

Highlander is like the Malaysian bootleger of /CYOA/ and that is perhaps his greatest advantage. The game would come out on Steam, he'd sell half a million copies before he gets outed and then put it up for free download on every website imaginable to circumvate constant banning.

In fairness it does kind of make sense in context. Except Bill Murrey, one of them is a fucking owl bear.

I don't think I've DIRECTLY ripped off any of my characters so far. And I've made like 6-7

Just an update from my cyoa. Very slowly working on it. Adding in companions right now. P1/2 (almost no updates here).

P2/2 (abilities, start of companions.)
Finals week is coming up soon so I think completing this entire thing will probably be during summer.