You inherit a pair of enchanted gloves

>You inherit a pair of enchanted gloves

What might they do?

Not cover my palms.

Not fit my fucking hands. God damn halfling grandpa

They acquit.

Is that the byproduct of a pair of hobo gloves?

/thread

Wearer does not take damage from touching heat hazards with their fingers.
-2 cha

Make me post stupid threads on internet forums.

That's just a trend that's been happening forever. The poor get the scraps that are useful but undervalued, and the rich take the pretentious shit that's useless but "fashionable." Poor people are eating starch and grains full of bulk calories to keep them alive, and the rich are eating goose livers and fish fins and water distilled from meteoric ice and shit.

You're a cheeky little shit, I'll give you that.

>They're second hand

They make me so pathetically socially stunted that I need to make shitty threads with no real content to them just to get the attention I crave.

They fit like a glove.

>water distilled from meteoric ice
Whoa, I've never heard of that one. Please tell me that's a real thing I can waste horrendous amounts of money on.

Not a real thing, but it'd probably be 100,000 USD a bottle.

Dammit, I came here to post this.
Nice job, user.

Allow me to get away with murder.

Feel like the inside of a vagina when you jack off in them.

Are these gloves for gnomes?

Nevermind the gloves, what's going on with her hand?

I think that's tape, I don't know why/.

Might be a burn

Magic gloves for half hand amputated adventurer's, maybe for a rouge who got on the wrong end of a chest mimic

Those are the shittiest looking "gloves" I have ever seen.

They are henceforth enchanted with the power to get me a good pair of gloves, and then mercifully cease to exist.

They were taped on. Likely for a runway show where no one would be close enough to see it that clearly.

You'd be surprised how much of 'High Fashion' is taped/glued together/on in an average show.

Steal others potential

Came here to post this.

Parasitic worms. The gloves give them to you. That is their power.

When you touch yourself it feels like an ELF Guro is doing it instead

>right hand showing signs of leprosy
she can keep the gloves

They play musical instruments while you sleep, and very well too.

If I inherit gloves they're gonna be real fucking gloves, not leather finger condoms.

Fuck off grandpa, guess who doesn't get a headstone now?

>inherit
Probably something to do with making it easier to commit crimes. Records of my grandfather are very difficult to find and he changed his name at least twice.

Gonna say probably give me expert pickpocketing skills.

They let me become a
DIGGA NOB

>calf-skin glove of calf-skinning
>+3 to calf-skinning checks

Would you wear them?

If I had to skin a calf, sure.

They are especially made to fit Trump's small hands.

they muffle the screams of infidel women

>>pork-skin glove of pork-slicing
>>+3 to pork-slicing checks
>>works on long pork too

So I can finally make Visas shut up?

They're "always on", that is to say with a specific magical-girl motion they appear, beginning from the fingertips.

You inherited them magically, gaining the ability at the moment of your mother's death, as she did with her mother before her.

You are now the new Punch Woman.

This sucks.

DOLAN J DRUMPF WOW WHAT A BUFFOON AMIRITE

>2016
>hating on the most waifu of all KOTOR characters

you sir have no taste

um........no they don't

They're full of Vaseline to keep my hands soft for my wife