Have you ever subdued someone for trying to disrupt an ongoing game?

What the fuck are you on about? Me and my friends do poker night once a month and we always play real money And we have never had any problems.

Actually they do play for real money, it is you turbo autists that are not invited no matter how old you get. You never matured despite reaching your age.

You are the same type of autists that cry and get verbally abusive over games like Jenga or Munchkin.

Once had a friends wife start some shit over Munchkin, go figure she alienated all of her husbands friends in the state and now they are moving back to their shitty little hick town back east.

>massive projection: the movie: the post

Real adults do do that, though. There are tons of people too stupid to accept that friends who want to stay friends don't talk about sex, money, religion, or politics.

>inb4 but that's all the good stuff

Listen, I'm not him, but I'm the guy above him. In a group of adults, as long as everyone plays fair and does it to have fun, it will not be a problem.

We generally play a 500 dollar game once a month, and we never had infighting or other problems. Now, is is probably because of close bonds more than anything else, but we even used to do this is college when we couldn't spare the money. Also if you don't have friends you can't have a civil discussion on politics with, you don't have good enough friends.

Thats against the law and if the instigator wants to, he can press charges. Unless he was in the process of physically assaulting you or someone else, you cant touch him.

My Costco learned this the hard way when our loss prevention guy detained a shoplifter that went apeshit when he got caught. Loss prevention guy got fired for stopping the shoplifters destructive rampage, and rumor has it the shoplifter got paid.

>meme response
Here's your (You)

>he doesn't understand that gambling is a form of community fund pooling
>he plays with bills instead of pennies and nickels
It's like you've never had a healthy social life before.

Samefag:

So if any of you anons get caught shoplifting, just walk right out of the store. They cant touch you, or prevent you from leaving the store in any way without breaking the law. So just keep your cool, and gtfo before the police arrive. If they touch you or detain you - get paid.

The fuck are you on about? You just play for low stakes (like ten or twenty bucks) and it's fine. Poker with absolutely no money on the line just sounds unimaginably dull.

Are they giving him a forced back massage?

Idiot pulled a knife out in a library after being asked to not talk so loudly, thinking he was a big man... he got jumped and pinned, likely screaming how he was just kidding...

You can't play euchre or poker without money, you fucking cuck

>"You cant have fun I don't like!"

Correction
>"You can't not have fun I like!"

You're really grasping to get that from that post.

I was replying to someone who asserted that "real adults" don't mix friends and money. That was an incorrect generalization, my post was just me telling him that people actually do that.

I don't care what you and your friends do for fun, but saying that the inclusion of money into a game, especially when it's a poker game among friends, will cause things to go badly is projecting to the highest degree.

Correction
>"You can't have fun"

Fun is the oldest meme

No, but you can give everyone a stack of gaming chips and play for the fun of it.

>all I have is a pair of fours
>but it's not real money so I'll go all in lolololol

There's no strategy in a gambling game with no money. You may as well just have everyone take turns rolling dice and declare the highest roll the winner of the night.

>This is one of the last hobbies that would require someone getting restrained.
'sperg rage is a thing, does not happen frequently but it's not outside of the realm of possibility.

About the pic

Three very brave University of Nebraska Omaha students are being hailed for basically saving the lives of other college kids cramming for finals in the campus library.

On Wednesday morning, Leo Labogen, 20, was talking loudly on his cell phone in Criss Library when Brandon Valle, 30, asked him to continue the conversation outside, WOWT 6 News reports. At this request, Labogen allegedly pulled a knife out and threatened Valle with it.

“He told me he was going to hurt me in some physical way,” Valle told WOWT 6. “He started cussing a lot more and then become aggressive.”

The altercation escalated even more when Labogen allegedly threatened to hurt other students in the library, too. Valle, who has over a decade of military and ROTC experience, and two more courageous students acted quickly.

Three students at UNOmaha subdue another student after he pulls out a knife in the school library.
Micah Peterson and another student reportedly joined Valle and tackled Labogen to the ground, as the photo above shows, wrestling the knife away from him and holding him down until campus security and the Omaha police arrived shortly after.

Cops say they found a total of three knives on Labogen. He was arrested Wednesday morning and charged with attempted felony assault and three counts of carrying a concealed weapon.

Following the incident, UNO officials sent an email to the student body informing them of the situation. Campus counseling services were immediately available to all those affected, including those who were in the library at the time.

“Anyone else in my position would have done the same thing,” Peterson told WOWT 6. Watch their full news report below:

mtv.com/news/2154370/uno-college-students-library-knife/

That's like saying any game has no stakes of you aren't putting real money in it. Why play a game if you don't plan on winning?

Meme posts get meme responses

Better check up on your state laws, bucko: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen's_arrest_in_the_United_States#Shopkeepers.27_.28Merchants.27.29_privilege

What's good in one state might get you your ass kicked in another.

>Idiot pulled a knife out in a library after being asked to not talk so loudly, thinking he was a big man... he got jumped and pinned, likely screaming how he was just kidding...

Pfff, what. Any more context? A link? I have to know more about this.

Oh wait nevermind I scrolled down a few more inches hurrhdudheruffrf

Yes lots of times. Work in a psychiatric unit for children sometimes plays out that way.

Would you say your work influences your opinion on having a child of your own (eventually) in some way?

Thats good advice user. My experience took place in Arizona. Its not uncommon for people to walk right out of circle K's with beer or food here because you arent allowed to stop them. In the low income areas you see security guards/off duty cops and sometimes even on duty cops posted outside these places.

Who the fuck needs THREE knives on them?

One is more than suitable for EDC.

>be me
>barely turned 20
>have poker night about once a month with bros
>ALWAYS play for cash
>never had a fight
>never had an argument
>no one has even been salty
>we just drink a bit and play some cards
>none of us have autism

user either you are a piece of shit, or your friends are pieces of shit. I'm fucking barely an adult and the idea that someone could sperg out over losing is mind blowing to me.

The man's a slut who can't stay faithful to a single knaifu!

Only my cats, when a patty cakes session gets out of hand.

My human friends are civilized and don't resort to caterwauling or free-for-all deathmatches.

>Who the fuck needs THREE knives on them?

Edgy assholes, basically.

I mean there is actually a legitimate argument for carrying *two* guns, but *three knives?* I don't even.

Baka gaijin got lucky he decided not to throw 2 kunai and behead the other with a teleportation jutsu.

Well that guy is obviously having a stroke

So you always have backups, just in case. Not edgy, paranoid.

>but *three knives?

Really?

It's good practice to keep one on each side of your body. As for a third knife, many people carry a multi-tool with a knife.

... And they all got sued and the library had to close indefinitely?

What the hell the counseling service vas supposed to do?

Please go get yourself checked.

PTSD from excessive noise levels in the library.

Isn't that with 3 knifes you get 3 attacks a turn?

Only if you have three hands or prehensile tail or that one messed up tongue thing.

There's no way to confirm this based on the photo provided.

> that one guy that idolizes a fictional character from a fantasy novel who once said you can never have too many knives and forgot he doesn't live in a medieval fantasy world

I never got subdued during a game, but I knocked a fucker out who was at the game once because he refused to leave after being told to 3 times. He was making the group not feel safe and put his hands on me with I got up to escort him out. Cops came, they heard the story and he was taken by them. Never heard from him sense.

My dick.

Messer as backup for your sword.
Big chopper knife in case you lost your messer.
Utility knife.
A few throwing knives just in case.
Some people may insist you need separate anti-armor dagger.

Every game has a stake or a point to it. Where most games are just a board game with set objectives (some are just family fun others are more story driven etc) there is a point to them.

TCG's, like Magic, are made with the idea of you using your own brain and thought to construct your own type of deck and putting it out into the field, your objective is to win and prove that your deck can best others (for the most part anyway, unless you like Troll-EDH or something).

Poker? Is a game of stakes and bluff. Which is why the money is an important aspect. It is a betting card game. If you take away the BETTING aspect from a betting game, it no longer becomes the game it is and is just people with cards doing random shit for no reason.

The stakes and the bets are what make Poker, Poker. The cards are a mandatory supplement.

If you play with chips, but no money, does that assuage your pain?

"It's just a prank, bro! It's just a prank!"

>Why the hell would you play Monopoly?
I trimmed that down for you.

Play with 10-20 dollars in coins... lots of fun, low stakes

Ha, ha, ha! You fell for it! I was just *pretending* to be a homicidal retard.

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