Lonely drunk whale

>high standards
>not wanting to bang a trashy 7/10 skank
come on user

STDs are a meme

how do i get one of these?

oh ive been to amsterdam, is that where you are?

red light district girls are pretty hot, i fucked 3

>paying for sex
Kys

those were dudes

haha those are the cheap ones, those are hot but nothing compared to the ones in the higher levels

where do you go for that?

im out in burgerland but once i make some more $$ ill prob take an amsterdam fuckathon vacation for a few weeks

Instead of pumping with other whales just pump some garbage coin on coinexchange with .5 and hype it in the chat. Other retards will join you hyping it pretty quick and you should be able to get out with a profit.

dont forgot hookers are legal here they pay taxes, if ur in amsterdam just google escort and you will find a site where u can filter on the city you are and choose over thousands of chicks.

Its a candystore

any reputable sites with real pictures you recommend? whenever an escorts pictures look too good im skeptical that they are fake

lets get some sites and take a look biz

Escort websites where they have pornstars sometimes. The really hot girls get transferred around, so their account will say: This weekend in amsterdam, next weekend there etc.

They cost from 800 - 5000.

Value of hookers are very transparent if you go to the right websites. 50 - 100 EU hookers are usually your average 6 - 8s.

Girls that are really hot are usually 1 in 50 of women, so one that would be an escort is even more rare. Also, they can usually get guys to do anything for them in real life, so most of them don't see any reason to become an escort.

That's why the prices of hot girls are inflated.

Don't ever call an escort agency without know 100% certain what you're getting.

I once paid 100 EU for an escort who was like 50 and fat.

Pump BCPT it's fucked right now and I need to get back to even

Also get one tinder

ARK

T. Roastie

thanks asshole i went a whole day without touching myself and you throw this busty harlot at me GOD DAMMIT YOU'RE MAKING ME WASTE TESTOSTERONE

This guy gets it

i meant high standards in the looks department and how good they are in bed

this guy knows

>I once paid 100 EU for an escort who was like 50 and fat.
Did you still fuck her or what user?

and you still fucked her right? just to make your EU count lel

Yeah.. I was horny. I'm not even bad looking either. But fucking real girls takes a lot of time and effort with dating and shit.

wtf is wrong with paying for sex? let people pay for whatever the hell they want. get off your imaginary horse.

I can say that after you have a bit more money. Your fetishes change.

I started to build some sort of fetish for paying woman to fuck lately.

Like: Heh, this money is nothing for me, but for you its so much you're willing to pay your body away. You're pathetic.

user, my wife has started to take my fart fetish a bit too far. She finds it fun to drag me into the bathroom with her when she needs to take a dump, but just yesterday she pulled me over on my knees in front of the toilet, and pushed my face between her legs while she went. It smelled awful and I could literally hear every inch of it crackle out mere centimeters from my face.

Afterwards she said that turned her on, and thinks it would be hot if next time, before she took a dump, if she got herself off while farting in my mouth.

This is just going to escalate into her shitting in my mouth while she orgasms isn't it? If you had a guy like me, would you take advantage of it and see what it was like to shit on someone for the pure pleasure of it? Would you hold it in for two days, then plant your ass on my mouth and time your orgasm while turtle heading, ultimately climaxing while you push everything out into another human willing to eat your literal filth because they worship you as a goddess? Can you imagine the power rush? Can you imagine just the pure fucking depravity of force feeding a human dog your turds, and not only that, but having him fucking thank you for it with a literal shit-eating grin stained with brown paint? Having him then, without washing his mouth out, forcing him to pull out his wallet, log in to coinbase, buy a fucking crypto currency at the all-time-high, and then, fucking then, tell him to go all-in on LINK as a final fart erupts straight from your puckering rosebud to his right-nostril?

WOULD YOU FUCKING GET OFF ON THAT MAKE ME YOUR FUCKING BITCH PLEASE I SWEAR LINK IS GOING TO MOON AND I WANT YOU TO EMPTY YOUR BOWELS INTO ME AS I EMPTY MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO SERGEY'S BANK ACCOUNT PLEASE

You mean like the vast majority of people are selling their bodies to capitalists for a few dollars an hour? At least a prostitute is smart enough to be her own boss and work for hundreds if not thousands per customer

Pump power bro duh

stopped reading immediately

you are definitely 16 its past your bedtime kiddo

Eliott pls

irrefutable reply user

the absolute state of Linkies

these people build and mantain society and get paid for it. Hookers just get paid for pleasure and dont even pop babies

>sex you don't pay for is a thing
lmao

10/10 desu

I'd like to get the gfe from either The Red Fox aka Michelle, or Krystal Boyd aka Anjelica.

@anneleeze on instgaram but her account is private >.