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Jumpers?
Do you sometimes wonder if you've stacked a particular perk too many times?
I've been taking every bartender/brewer perk that comes up. Different settings, different drinks. I regret nothing.
Charisma and appearance, possibly. But let's face it, there's never enough times.
Lots of appearance perks... and lots of harem perks. And a few sex related perks. The combination is scary. So is the abundance of intimidation perks that I have.
STRONGEST
Thankfully, my intimimacy is togglable.
The only things I really Stack are Willpower ,Regeneration and durability. I don't think you have Too much of any of those.
I have practically taken every single appearance perk that is possible in the chain. Every single one of them.
There are times that I wonder if I have gone too far. Only to banish these thoughts as the idea of making even a goddess of beauty feel envious is motivation enough to continue going. The most hilarious part? I barely have any charisma perks at all, so it's ALL just appearance.
I regret nothing.
I'm pretty sure unleashing all my perks at full strength would break the minds of every single person in sight, just from being hit with all those stacked beauty, fear, awe, and cute perks at once.
Just how many appearance perks is that, exactly?
All the Luck and Plot armor perks I can find, it is getting ridiculous at this point.
One of the powers mentioned in the Miscellaneous Meta section of PS238 is basically the blunt instrument version of plot armor, the entire Justice League Jr. of the knock of DC universe couldn't even touch the girl who has it in the comic.
Oh god, no!
What have you unleashed?!
BAYONETTA (24)
--LOCATION--
Sunrise Valley
--IDENTITY--
Lumen Sage (900cp)
Male, 28yo
--ABILITIES & SKILLS--
•Inexplicable Innuendo
•Jingle Of Jazz
•Classy Contortionist
•Environmental Excursion
•Bonus Package
•Special Delivery
•Magical Works (800cp)
•Luminous Sunshine (600cp)
•Holy Audience (300cp)
•Eyes Of The World (-200cp)
--COMPANIONS--
•Import (-250cp)
--ITEMS & EQUIPMENT--
•Symbol Brand
•Medium Channel (Feathers) (-300cp)
•Holy Glaive
•Gotta Have Style (-500cp)
--WEAPON CUSTOMIZATION--
-HOLY GLAIVE-
->Weapon Aura (1,150sp)
->Angelic Hymn Gold LP Track (1,100sp)
->Artistic Endurance (1,000sp)
->Extra Force (800sp)
->Smasher (600sp)
->Magic Enhancer (300sp)
->Finisher Move (0sp)
--DRAWBACKS--
•Framed (-300cp)
•Indebted (-100cp)
•No Fans (0cp)
Alicia [300cp]
-Umbra Witch, F, 20yo
•Inexplicable Innuendo
•Jingle Of Jazz
•Classy Contortionist
•Environmental Excursion
•Bonus Package
•Special Delivery
•Magical Works [200cp]
•Sass N' Class [100cp]
•Immaculate Hair [0cp]
--ITEMS-
•Scarborough Fair
--CUSTOMIZATION--
-SCARBOROUGH FAIR-
->Dropping The Drop [900sp]
->Artistic Endurance [800sp]
->Extra Force [600sp]
->Piercer [400sp]
->Ricochet [100sp]
->Fixer Upper [0sp]
CP VAMPIRESS DOES IT AGAIN! Seriously though, lots of good stuff in Bayonetta. I'll do writefagging later.
>I have practically taken every single appearance perk that is possible in the chain. Every single one of them.
>. . .
>I barely have any charisma perks at all, so it's ALL just appearance.
So, you're a dimension-jaunting Fran Drescher?
There was a list a while ago... It was ridiculously long.
The vanity is strong in this one.
>It was ridiculously long
There's even a perk for that, too.
Well if you are already treated as a knock off character due to FISS, why not copy cat Guardian Angel too.
Oh crap did I unintentionally approve that? Yeah that's way OP...... And definitely against the Benchmarking section I have in the notes.
I am now thinking of a Phone commercial for Jumpers from JC.
You want to spend 1 million dollars on for yourself? There is a perk for that!
You want to be the most beautiful person around? There is a perk for that!
You want to be able to build and take apart machinery with expertise? There is a perk for that!
--World 20: Terminator--
- STAGE SELECT: 1990, Judgement Day - "Who's John Connor?"
- DESIGNATION: Terminator - "ERROR!"
- MODEL: Series 1000 - "DATA CORRUPTION DETECTED"
- UPGRADES:
- Hasta La Vista, Baby - "ATTEMPTING REBOOT"
- GET EQUIPPED: - "CRITICAL ERROR"
- NEXT STOP
"LAW 1: A ROBOT MAY NOT INJURE A HUMAN, NOR THROUGH INACTION ALLOW A HUMAN BEING TO COME TO HARM."
"LAW 2: A ROBOT MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ORDERS WOULD CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW."
"LAW 3: A ROBOT MUST PROTECT ITS OWN EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR SECOND LAW."
"He's been doing this for hours, Mister Connor. Mister 101. Again, I'm very sorry."
"It is understandable. The information you have given indicates that his original programming conflicts with Skynet directives."
"Do you think he's gonna make it?"
"My diagnostics do not indicate that this conflict will be resolved immediately. Recovery will require him to find some means of bypassing the contradictory directives."
"How's he supposed to do that?"
"Leave that one to me."
Need another thing for Slot 5.
Ahem.
-Charmer/Shape/Appeal (Body Mod)
-Veela Blood (Harry Potter)
-MEGA MANLY (WO)MAN (Inukami)
-Hard Body (Fast and the Furious)
-Elven Grace (Lord of the Rings)
-Unrealistic Proportions (DC)
-Bad Ass (Borderlands)
-Draconic Good Looks (Legend of Spyro Supplement) (I took this as a human)
-Supreme (Wo)Manliness (Skies of Arcadia)
-Form, Then Function/Adonis (Resident Evil)
-Bulging Muscles (80s Action Movies)
-Beautiful Hair (Adventure Time)
-Hot Off The Press (Macross)
-Swing of the Hips/Graceful Bearing (Viking Saga)
-Irresistible (Sims 3)
-Abs (RWBY)
-Sass n' Class/Immaculate Hair (Bayonetta)
-Très Belle (Disney Princess)
-Really Nice Chest (Twilight)
-Unwholesomely Good-Looking (Dresden Files)
-Pretty In Pinkx5 (Vampire: The Requiem)
-Desert Rose (Dune)
-Vision of Perfection (Warhammer: Fantasy)
-Attractive (Rosario+Vampire)
-Fan Service (Generic Fighting Game)
-Divine Physique (Lord of Light)
-Photogenic (Razzle Dazzle)
-Picture Perfect (Okami)
-Pretty much everything in Career Model
-Jiggle Physics (Dead or Alive)
-Demonic Lineage/Elegant Appearance/Hot as Hell (Darkstalkers)
-Sex Appeal (Hollywood)
-Gorgeous You-Know-Whats (Tales of Vesparia)
-Genetically Engineered (Futurama)
-Sakurako Style (Sekirei)
-Bedazzled/Impressive Specimen (Obsidian Trilogy)
-Fanservice! (Evangelion)
-Realm of Myths/A Thousand Ships (Civilization)
-Stunning Good Looks (The World Ends With You)
-Worthy of Cesare Borgia (Deus Ex: Human Revolution)
-Good Looks (Assassination Classroom)
-Bewitching (Final Fantasy VIII)
HER VOICE!
IT'S LIKE A HELL OF GEESE!
IT BURNS!
Yes but it also says that they increase with practice and time, just like worm. It may start out like a scrub version of her power but it would eventually reach her level, though this would probably take a really long time.
-Asgardian (MCU)
-Race: Elyos (Aion: Tower of Eternity)
-Scenario 3: Freyja Necklace (Ragnarok Online)
-Ahad Anatomy (Skullgirls)
-Perfection of Form (Inheritance Cycle)
-Epic, uhhh... Proportions? (Dragon's Crown)
-Ace/Cool Cat (Red Dwarf)
-Seeming: Fairest/Kith: Flowering/Striking Looks (Changeling: The Lost)
-Mana Node: Enchantment (Age of Ice)
-Enchanting Body and Hair (Claymore)
-Looker (Sitcom)
-Beauty is in the Faces We Wear (Gunnerkrigg Court)
-Alpha Wolf (Squirrel and Hedgehog)
-Gettin' To You/Burning Bright (Binbougami Ga)
A King's Chosen (Tower of God)
-Megane/Finesse/Maturity/The Gun Show (High School of the Dead)
-Phantom Traveler/Magically Sculpted (The Witcher)
-Good Looking/Physically Fit (Total Drama)
-Show Some Leg (Austin Powers)
-MANLY (Gravity Falls)
-Sexy (Demon King Daimao)
-Regal Regence (Gundam: After Colony)
-World's Most Beautiful (Princess Bride)
-Natural Body A+++ (Fate Supplement)
-Resplendent Form (God of War)
-Style and Substance (Saint's Row)
-Hot Bod (Lost Planet)
-Charm and a Smile (Sherlock Holmes)
-Highlander Physique (Final Fantasy XIV)
-Residual Self-Image (Matrix)
-Veeky Forumsizen/Endorsements (Wii Sports Resort)
-Heroic Physique (Cho Aniki)
-Burke Blood (Supreme Commander)
-Epic Pecs (Xena/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys)
-Grandeur and Allure (Sword and Sorcery)
-Who Needs A Dentist? (Quest for Glory)
-Pretty Boy (The Mighty Boosh)
-Elegant Elite (GATE)
-Heretical Beauty (Symphogear)
-Seductive Body/Hunk of Well Sculpted Flesh/Most Powerful, Most Beautiful (Akame ga Kill)
-Power Is Beautiful (Chrono Trigger)
-Born Rich (Arrowverse)
-Knightly Visagex4 (Tortall)
-Dat Bootyx6 (Road to El Dorado)
-Most Common Superpower (Young Justice)
-The Way They Move (Blade)
-Aesthetic of the Gods (Spice and Wolf)
-Historically Pleasant (Indiana Jones)
-Real Nice Hair/Beautiful Sorrow (Skullduggery Pleasant)
-Charmer (Fallout 4)
-Charming Good Looks/Villainous Charms (Once Upon A Time)
-You're So Handsome! (Devil Survivor 2)
-Sumeragis (Gundam 00)
-Demoiselle/Brushable/Inhairitance (Fire Emblem: Fates)
-Never Trust a Beautiful Woman (X-Men Movies)
-When Mind (Anarchy Reigns)
Sorry for the spam. It's a long ass list.
I really don't know how to respond. It's just so many.
Gravity Rush
Do you want to be pretty user? Do you? Takes work, dedication. And CP.
Mainly CP.
Can't be as worse as gilbert gottfried.
>Yes but it also says that they increase with practice and time, just like worm. It may start out like a scrub version of her power but it would eventually reach her level, though this would probably take a really long time.
Yeah but not that much it's like the difference between a child's capabilities and a adult's, And not only because you most likely are a child
I'll admit, I took quite a few of those perks myself, but I'm a sucker for magic and power.
Rolled 1 (1d8)
>1. Smite Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Gravity Man
>6. Pirate Man
>7. Raven Man
>8. Marvel Man
It's literally the female version, so far as I'm concerned.
Fortunately since my build is so restrictive gimmicky I get a good bit of leeway when it comes to frivolous CP spending.
Hey Red, quick question. Medium Channeling to get the channel other magic through the medium of your choice. Do you have to pay 100cp even if you didn't change your medium? Like as a Sage, going with feathers. Would it be 50cp then or full price still?
Ironically Guardian Angel's power actually does fit in the power levels mentioned in the notes:
The kinds of things that you would see going against him (Spiderman) or Static, is what the notes say. Guardian Angel isn't outside that general power level.
which Spiderman villain has anything that comes close to perfect defenses down to the cell level and broad enough to disrupt security cameras to keep them from getting in trouble? Because that is her power
Sometimes, I sit up at night and wonder if there's such a thing as "too soft, fluffy, and cuddly." Then Chartreuse breaks out the brushes and I realize I'm not yet soft and fluffy enough.
sure you could get a decent force field but, nothing like the guardian angel itself
Well for Static there is Rubberband Man who is literally black Plastic Man with absolute shapeshifing included, a guy who could clone anyone powers and tech included, what is essentially a gas logia type just like Ceasar Clown, a time manipulator, and a knock off The Hulk. The list goes on.
So in recent months I've tended to boast about my cuteness in terms of having "Literally Every Cute Perk". Except it's not actually boasting. I really mean that. If there's a cute perk that I don't have it's only because I am not aware of its existence. And as soon as I am made aware, retcons will happen so that I have that perk.
It is entirely possible at this point that entire settings are derailed because everyone wants to hug the fluffy.
But on the down/upside, there aren't nearly as many cute perks as there are appearance perks, so my cute pales in comparison to whatever eldritch vision Red has turned into.
Also, paradoxically, I probably have enough Intimidation perks that I can stop someone's heart when I activate Food Pressure.
So that's pretty cool...?
I'd wonder how that synergizes, except I'm pretty sure I have like two or three perks that explicitly block fear auras and intimidation (and nothing else) until called upon.
So it's probably more like this sudden insanely juxtaposed shift in tone than a working together deal.
Oh, and I have so many knowledge perks that my brain would probably melt if I didn't have perks for that, too.
It's never enough.
I wonder how many bad guys have completely derailed their plans to try and make you their bride. There are a lot of villains where that's their whole motivation.
At least some of them must have flipped out at seeing you, dumped their canon "love interest", and aimed for you.
So I looked through the pastebin rules and How to Jumpchain and didn't find a definite answer, so I'm asking what the general consensus is here.
Can Pod Companions be Imported?
I don't know where you're getting 'perfect defenses down to the cell level'.
Rainmaker was able to affect her powers. It's not by any means perfect. There's also no indication it can help against things greater than mid level supers anyway.
It also doesn't listen to her, which is a huge downside for any power.
After Rainmaker temporarily blocked her power for a while, she got deathly ill, and when the Guardian returned, it did nothing but stop the needles of the doctors trying to help her. And then she died.
It obviously can't detect or destroy diseases. And it can't resist power manipulators.
yes
Yes.
yes
the reason she got deathly ill is because no virus had ever entered system before which meant she had no anti-bodies to anything
Neat. Shenanigans ahoy.
Due to her power protecting her from getting sick she never developed an immune system, once her power was turned off she was basically an instant terminal aids patient.
Best way of getting canon companions: Pod e'm and import e'm somewhere it's cheap to do so.
You have to convince them to come with you, though. Jump Chan won't help you with that.
Wait, you can do that? Why was I bothering to try and abuse Blue Feather duping that is way easier.
well yeah you can import them but they still need a pod
So question: the Deadlight is Necron tech right? Shouldn't the Necron companion or your "dad" know about it? I mean, obviously you shouldn't break it, but wouldn't they know a way around it?
AND that means the Guardian can't stop diseases. It turned back on after she got sick and did absolutely nothing for her but stop the antibiotic injections.
This so called 'perfect defense' isn't perfect.
There's absolutely no indication that her powers work on anything above street level stuff anyway.
Generally people say that they still need a pod, though some chose to do it differently.
Nope.
Jump chan powered. Not even the Emperor himself could get around that.
It's yet another houserule floating around.
Look. There are no concrete rules. Shit's going to get confusing.
Actually there was, in an alternate timeline it was demonstrated that the entire rest of the class was unable to get through her shield. Still the power range for the Misc. Meta is Static/Spiderman's rouges gallery and that is way higher than bancho seems to think.
Stars and Stones to remove Gali's endless hunger and convince her to become a companion.
Huh, really? I thought the panic Jump-Chan was in at the beginning indicated it was an outside context problem.
Fate Jump Question
Does Divinity of A+ and above together with EX rank Item Construction allow you to make Divine Constructs?
Gali from Monster Rancher?
I assumed it's more of a problem as in the "Oh shit, I just left the oven on" type deal. What is horrifying for Jumper is a triviality to our hyperpowered host.
Assuming she's canon: hasn't she got the cosmic munchies because she's pregnant?
Oh, alright. Thanks user.
Babs likes to make shit up. That's why most of his jumps go out of their way to tell you all the decisions you made.
I'm pretty sure you can just decide what's real or not, though.
If you want to say someone got the jump on Jump-chan, then whatever.
It's your chain.
No Gali short for Galacta who is the daughter of Galactus and lives on earth, there is very little she wouldn't do to get rid of her endless hunger, so would Galactus for that matter.
The opening for LoT suggests that people's top waifu isn't almighty.
Many find this unacceptable.
I know we can pick universes for DC couldn't we do the same for marvel? With the exception of specific universes that already have their own jumps of course.
Who knocked up the daughter of Galactus?
I assume that she is just messing with you during that opening. Also Jump-Chan waifu? Isn't that heresy?
Damn it jumpchain, are you knocking up cosmic entities again?
Considering she slaps down and retcons reality in all other universes, many with omnipotent gods hanging out, it doesn't make sense for her not to be.
It's more likely than you think.
If Jump-Chan is a waifu, she's the most yandere thing in the multiverse.
Oh, okay. In that case, I'll just rule it as the Benefactor getting JUST AS PLANNED by the Necrons by accident. The image amuses me. Now that I think about it, the spider's a drone and "dad" thinks he's still alive, why would they know? Oh, speaking of which, can we take him as a companion?
Knowing this community it was probably a jumper, probably using that perk that makes their blood (among other things *wink*) universally compatible.
Where is that perk from anyway, I forgot where it came from an I need it for Omega Healing Factor blood transfusions.
Best way to do things isn't to waifu Jumpchan, but to make yourself into a waifu for Jumpchan.
Yes. . .
Never said.
Her thing ends with her trying to kill herself due to having a parasite she can't remove making her hungry on a cosmic scale (unlike Big G she doesn't have an actual concrete reason or need to do so normally). Then her dad shows up and tells her it's not a parasite, but a child.
She's never brought up again in anything else, far as I know, so that's that.
It was one time! Are you going to hold it against over me forever?!
O Negative Master Race!
I think I'll content myself with hating her and biding my time until I Spark so I can give her a good spanking.
...
Actually she does normally but it is much milder, the kid starts increasing it really fast though.
>so I can give her a good spanking.
Lewd!
However, just because you import them doesn't mean that they aren't still podded companions. All the import does is give them CP and whatever else the import option gives them. You still need to use a pop to tote them around from jump to jump.
--World 21: Smite!--
- STAGE SELECT: Egyptian - "System Restore at 38%."
- DESIGNATION: Drop-In - "ERROR. Reattempting System Restore."
- UPGRADES:
- Height Of A God - "Servos recalibrated."
- Jack - "All parameters increased 10%."
- Legacy of Use - "Experience Generation System installed."
- Godly Craftsgod - "Self-repair protocols updated."
- GET EQUIPPED:
- Weapon Of The Gods - "WEAPON GET: G. HAMMER."
- NEXT STOP
"System Restore at 44%. ERROR! Reattempting System Restore."
"How's he holding up, Doc?"
"He's doing better than before, Sharp. Made it to 44% this time. Oh, sweetie, if I only knew how your code worked..."
"I know Folke. He's gonna make it... right?"
"Yes, yes, I'm sure you two are very concerned - but even under these conditions, he's at least managed to retain basic functions. He should still be useful."
"You can quit the act, Jay. We both know you care, too."
Need a new entry for Slot 1!
Would the Spark make you powerful enough to spank Jump-Chan?!?!
user always remember.
Megaman X.
It is your destiny!
I have several Comic Horror waifus, saber better not say that to their faces.
Rolled 1 (1d8)
>1. Future Man
>2. Potter Man
>3. Energon Man
>4. Sparkle Man
>5. Gravity Man
>6. Pirate Man
>7. Raven Man
>8. Marvel Man
Guy from Nyaruko go and stay go.
Your waifus are shit user. Also something something more than one, something something ruin your laifu.
That sounds like a cool perk, where is it from?
That's entirely possible. She was recently responsible for many of my Companions dying.
I can only answer for my own Chain, because everyone does things differently. In mine, the Spark is going to put me on roughly equal footing with her.
They may be shit, but I love them anyways.
Personally I go with the multiple universes theory. Jump-chan isn't really altering universes. She's finding them.
At best she's retconning my existence into them, which... I'm almost certain I saw some anime or something where that was a thing someone was doing. And even then, my backgrounds tend to be very broad strokes, not a lot of worldly interaction before I "step in".
I mean, the alternative, where she's just casually flipping variables like she's reprogramming a videogame, is somehow far more existentially horrifying.
Especially because my Jumpchan is basically somewhere between Truth and Val. She is not "a benefactor", but more like "an entity".
Honestly calling her the Benefactor feels really weird and fucked up for me, if I'm honest. But that's me.
So, yeah, in a nutshell, my LoT was actually sans Jump-chan and I would have been eaten by the Warp probably had I died.
But whatever! All chains are different. You can do your own interpretation.
It begins! The future is now! X MARKS THE SPOT!
Also, Code Lyoko is a good jump. I'd love to see Folke vs XANA.