Why do agalmatomancers hate necromancy so much? (and vice versa)

>hardcore
That would go on /s/, there's no dicks or penetration
Are there any well-done statues of actual coitus?

There's one with a satyr fucking a goat.

Any with exposed FEMALE anus? I need to know for when I time travel and require fap fuel

so even in your time travel fantasies you're still jerking off to statues?

Just you guys know, this statue is a futa.
Sleeping Hermaphrodite, exposed at the Louvre Museum, Paris.

God. Fucking. Damnnit.
I've learned to expect this sort of "teehee sneaky penis" shit with weeb garbage, but not with fucking classical statues.

It's no big deal. You can just chisel it off.

By the look of it somebody already tried, unless the Greeks had freaky pointed dongs.

It's was probably because of that pope.

>but not with fucking classical statues.

Bruh you don't invent a word for chicks with dicks unless you have a lot of them just lying around that need describing.

Yes, more statues.

Presumably because it's more difficult to imbue life into something that was never alive than it is to just pull up some zombies.

Actually, you could go the other way around and invent a word for something that is one-of-the-kind just to emphasize how unique and special it is.

idgaf bro idgaf naf yumyumyum here I come

>teehee sneaky penis

teeheehee

>Kinda like necromancy, but with statues.
They tell the past by speaking with statues and learning the things they knew in life?

That would be a name, not a word

And hermaphrodite is just Hermes and Aphrodite slapped together.
Oh my God, the Greeks invented shitty celebrity couple names millenia ago.

sneaky penis time ;)

That should be a board game.

Why is it the odd statue threads are some of the best threads?

>didn't expect Greek statues to involve traps
You brought this on yourself.

>sculpt a girl
>call it a boy
Why is this allowed?

Of course. Can you even IMAGINE how much a statue has seen?

cause legal boys are nice user you should try one some time. Quite tender

traps =/= herms
That statue has tits and a pussy.

Thanks, now on top of reading aboout shitty celebrity couple name, I will also picture an abominable amalgamation of the two celebrities in one single being.

Anyways, I got some Coradinni statues for you rock fuckers.
And check Bernini's Persephone, it's one of the bast rendered flesh on marble out there.

>dat cloth

thats amazing

>implying that's cloth
>And check Bernini's Persephone, it's one of the bast rendered flesh on marble out there.
>the way Hades' fingers press into Persephone's thicc booty meat
Bernini was a fucking master

He sure was

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