Alright Veeky Forums describe your significant other with a magic card. Pic Related

But user, no man is an island.

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That is not a trading card you son of basterd bitch.

Nope, it's my wife.

You're wife is a whore, but more importantly, she is both untradeable and not card shaped.

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>significant other

Pic Related.

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>17yo
>shitty home life
>kinda rich
>goal in life is graduating hs, moving in, getting pregnant, being a housewife

I don't know, I stopped playing during Innistrad. Help me out here guys

Dating NEETs, not even once.

> Glimpse the Unthinkable.
Because I just did.

What kind of goal is that?
Don't answer,I'm desperately lonely and I'll take anything.

MODS

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17 is legal in most of the US

Yeah but it's AGAINST THE RULES

I AM NO MAN

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He said 17 year old, not 7 year old.

;_;

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Oh. This more like it?

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More like this

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I sincerely hope you're a girl.

She's out there, somewhere.

people get banned for having jailbait girlfriends now?

No, people get banned for being Underage B&.

He was underage?

I feel you on a temporal level bruh.

You are a lucky man, I imagine linking that bacon flavor off for hours. GG

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This will take a minute to find the perfect card.

My ex-wife.
Also..
>inb4 Scarred Puma.

Fortunately, pic related is my current girlfriend.

Long distance.

17 < 18

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>a 6/12 for 4UU

Not too bad.

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>cover tits in uncooked bacon
>now I can't eat either of those as is

Well, come on now!

>Arab
>Complicated

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I want to fuck your waifu

i'm laughing hard, thanks user

Go home kaiba your drunk

Vegan lawyer.

>7 Toughness

youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

Quick and disarming.

I think he was talking about his girlfriend, not himself

Came here to post this.

who said 17?

A green 5/10 for 3UU? That's pretty okay I guess.

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>people who actually have significant others posting on Veeky Forums
I want normalfags to leave

>discard your hand

Anti- Owling mine tech

I love my wife.

>made by a god
>not an enchantment.

a man of refined taste and culture

kekekkekek

i laughed harder than i should have

Purphuros is the god of the forge.
So of course he makes artifacts.
You sily Billy.

At least it's only my waifu you want to fuck
I keep the real one

Eh, I'll fuck her too, Ahmed. Whatcha gonna do about it?

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Nice try, but I'm white

6/11 for 4uu
80% chance of underage

A black 6/12 for 4UU? Pretty good.

She's a pale, amoral, bookworm.

she sounds nice.

I wasn't complaining it was an artifact.
Rules wise, it's possible to have an artifact enchantment.

>Ahmed thinks he's white

Sure thing, champ.

My mirror says otherwise
Also my name
And my skin color

Reddit is monitoring this thread

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reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/4jhr1o/tg_describes_their_significant_others/

Fuck whoever made the thread, downvote these fucking cancerous retards to hell. Make them lose their shitty karma.

We have a LOT in common.

If anyone would make a redit post about this thread he should have used
Comment chain,at least its funnier than that post

I'll join the Yugioh band wagon

I'm into BDSM, not like it will ever matter.

Here ya go.

Well, he likes dragons

I mean, if I had a significant other