These three separately approach you and want to join your party, but you can choose only two

These three separately approach you and want to join your party, but you can choose only two.

Which will you choose?

They're all shit. They were better in Pokemon form.

I reject them all and take the burliest Mercenary instead.

Brethren before weird jailbait-ey wrenches.

They're all just androgynous enough that I'm not confident they're girls. I cast Detect Penis.

None because I'm not into animu-faggotry.

This one.

Owl and cat.

Fuck seals. Fuck all seal pokemon. They're all shit.

Rowlet and Popplio

I like them all, but I've ran fire too many times so I want to try some others.

All three of them.

Rowlet and Litten.

Sorry OP, gotta catch 'em all!

I show them my scars and tell them they have to suffer with me if they want to follow me. That should scare them off.

I'm assuming these are human versions of the Generation 7 starters.

>I will literally die if i don't keep posting pedo animu shit on Veeky Forums
is this a life worth living, OP? Stop it. Just let go and die with dignity.

>not running fire every time
FAGGOT ALERT

REMOVE OWL.

>Cute
>Cute
>Water
Well, that was an easy choice.
Water can go straight to hell, fuck water, worst type.

This guy's got the right idea. GENWUNNER BROTHER!

Can I take the red one twice?

Probably red and blue, because green seems just overly generic enough to be a closet psychopath.

>Female anime character
They are all psychopaths. It's just what variety of insanity they have, japan loves it's mental disorders on girls it's what makes them 'cute'.

>choose two
But that's not how that works, you're supposed to choose one and then someone you beat the shit out of repeatedly gets the one that is good against the one you picked
I pick the cat regardless, but does the owl still turn its head around?

None.
Our Cabal has quite enough members, thank you very much.
I would advise you look elsewhere, perhaps petition the Consilium for assistance in forming your own.

Owl and Seal. I'm not gonna have the emo kid sit in the corner of a tavern and burn it down accidentally.
>Complains about people because they aren't flaming
>Calls them faggots.
user, I...

What emo kid?

I attempt to negotiate for the third anyway: I need all the can- "help" I can get for this next mission, or at least another person to haul all this stuff.

I already know my way around fire and water, so I would be very interested to learn about that green energy.

Way off the mark there. Here's a hint the new Pokémon game

All three, do you even rotations?