ITT: Best Species Thread

>ITT: Best Species Thread

Get in here orc bros

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Brown elves say fuck you

Swiggity swoogity they're coming for your booty

Literally worse elf

Tonight we're going to continue our weekly game of 5th edition D&D: last time I got an orc woman falling in love with me, who's also willing to leave her village to come with me and try to finally get to marry me after my adventuring days are over...

So that's going to be interesting!

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What's this strange obsession with orcs, now? They're traditionally hideous, and their women look like sows. Is Veeky Forums trying to be contrarian or something?

Don't fool yourself, this thread will not be traditional games.

i know some guys get a rile out of muscle gals, but lord do I hate it

Not since warcraft and other settings that arguably made orcs too tame. People count half-orcs too. Now they're often regarded as green barbarian chicks that're a little rough around the edges. Modern orcs aren't the mooks they used to be.

>Is Veeky Forums trying to be contrarian or something?

Yes, if you're sincerely surprised people want to bone one of the standard fantasy races at this point you're kind of going against the grain. It's not something you have to enjoy yourself but this really shouldn't be news to you.

I actually think Elder Scrolls is the culprit

Dude all they post is futa art

Then go there and improve the content instead of infesting a blue board.

>improve
>/aco/

Nigga.

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Not true! I post plenty of diaper/abdl art too.

>"It's supposed to be shit!"
is just a lazy excuse.

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>tfw no orc gf

And 2 kinds of fart threads, diapers, expansion, fat and other crap. Not a single tentacle thread, though.

I have to pour ocean of honey to fix this small pool of poop.

Love this one

>Orc thread
>Complains about muscle gals

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You're missing out

See this is fine. Is just the OVERLY muscled ones that make my dick shrink

Half-orc chicks are the best

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Dub dubs confirmed you're gonna have twins.

Hush, worst army

Commence posting:

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I... I hope that if that's the case I'll live long enough to witness it. I hope I don't get snu-snu'd.

Hardcore sex is fine, but I don't really have a good pain threshold...

Are full orcs or half orcs more best? What are the relative advantages/disadvantages?

Manly elves want both of ya'll to fuck yourselves. It's all you're good for anyway.

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Oh come on, there's plenty of regular good stuff too.
It's like every other thread even.

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New game of D&D, and I'm playing a half-orc version of pic related

It is so, so much fun

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> Not pious human warrior.
> Best species.

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Green iz best!

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ah! young love.

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There are Half-Scro pirates in my Spelljammer game.

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Half-orcs are really what you're seeing mostly with these "orc" pictures. Actual orcs are more like neanderthals or pig-apes in physiology.

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se.pinterest.com/parpy/fantasy-orcs-etc/

Can I please get sources on these artists?

Do you know what the best race is?

Humans.

Do you know what the worst race is?

Literally anything else. Orcs are just humans in a new skin sleeves with a warrior culture, you autistic chums.

But green and tusks.

Monstrous orcs best orcs. Orcs lost a lot of their appeal when it became popular to make them green dindu barbarians.

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>wants an orc gf
>doesn't just date a black girl
They're the same thing.

I would if I could.

Just b urself

>pinterest

Seriously, what the fuck is the point of this site?

It's like a crappier deviantart with more stolen pics and requires an account so... I don't know, it's a middle class white woman thing.

Not sure about those lips.

Probably very kissable. Same principle as the vulva, theyre for touching, not looking at.

Just tweaked this one.

Forest elf brown or Japanese not understand what dark elf means brown?

That's actually a really good way to portray orcs and Half orcs in a setting.

Real orcs look like 1e pOrcs and Half orcs look like Warcraft style orcs.

Too bad that's how they've always been written. Orcs are either suppose to be Hung or Blacks.

I-I really like Mongrelfolk you guys. All wifu waring aside I try to make them less of shity slave mutants and more closely knit society of resourceful battle hobos in my games. How do you run them?

I run mine like the sewer mutants from Futurama.

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You see a distraught orc woman run out of the ballroom in tears. What do you do?

Haha no shit? Me too

1st Bloodpack Irregulars, reporting in.

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Posting because fuck yeah orcs and especially half-orcs. My folder is not nearly big enough.

Fuck. Shit. Up.

ORCS

Jojo style orc.

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What mods are used to get that muscular body?