If demons exist, they'd probably use the internet

>If demons exist, they'd probably use the internet
>They'd almost certainly go on Veeky Forums
>They'd definitely be curious about what we say about them on Veeky Forums

I'm calling you out.

Why would they go to 4-chan? Most people on here would already be headed below anyway, if only for Sloth, Greed and Gluttony.

No, they'd go on Facebook. Much more universal reach. Maybe Tumblr and Reddit too.

>they know

They are most common on the /x/ board user.

Oh shi...

what makes you think that most things in your life, including your value system, philosophies and Veeky Forums is not created by these hell-niggers?

NO I don't, you know nothing of my works!

No, user, that's trolls, distinct difference.

t.Asmodeus

What? are you telling me that all that shit with circles, chants and recitations aren't necessary if I just want to say hi to my demon-bro?

You must be so lonely.

Nothing you stupid faggots we don't exist.
Fuck you're all so fucking stupid.

Go back to sleep!
>demons aren't real
>there is no objective morality
>there are no consequences for bad behavior
>everything is a coincidence
>good and evil does not exists
>God won't help you
>there is no sin
:^) make sure that you accept all of these points.

>Moral alignements are stupid, people don't work that way.
>there is nothing wrong playing CE as long it is not chaotic stupid.

This! Also remember adultery is OK and cool kids :^)

Don't forget incest is great! and so is sorcery and divination! :^)

Sounds like what a DEMON would say,

user, we've known about this for years.
You forgot
>everything is your property

I thought they came from tumblr

Demons are my friends

Read the Screwtape Letters

Fuck off Jimmy.