That girl that always brings baked goods to the sessions

>Eating food that nerds prepare at their homes.
Enjoy your super aids.

>that girl who brings baked goods and other food to sessions sometimes
>that girl isn't very good at the culinary arts, but is clearly trying her best
>we all try to enjoy it anyway because we know she's sweet and tries so hard
>we think she knows that we don't enjoy it as much as we think we should

Feels bad, man.

>posts some shit about there being no girls on the internet
>waits impatiently for a girl to arrive and tell him otherwise

I guess any contact is good contact.

I had a she-GM thay used to make pot brownies and run one-shots with everyone fucked up

>Not being honest with your friends.

>that girl that plays footsies with you during a session

What games?

> is waiting to drop a tits or gtfo, desperate to find some femanon with low enough standards/self-esteem

Teach her how to bake properly, then. You can bake, can't you?

> the girl who comes to the session an hour late
> the girl who is the main character player's boyfriend
> the girl who as a result ends up the second most important character
> the girl who is shit at making her character
> the girl who makes retarded combat decisions then begs us to save her
> the girl who insists we cancel session so she can cuddle iwth her boyfriend because of "anxiety"
> the girl who borrowed twenty bucks from me and still hasn't paid me back a month later
> the girl who spends half the session on her phone and tries to seduce every male NPC
> then gets mad when they actually fuck her

Women are a cancer on RPGs, I cannot wait to find a new group and never look back.

>tfw no girls go to the sessions
>tfw no guys either

>Level 20 wizard with confuration spells.
>Hannah's create greater baked goods

Nothing too terribly complex. Engine Heart when we were all sexbots, Everyone Is John one time, and even a little 3.5e a few times which was somewhat of a wreck but still fun

She moved to Colorado tho

Has tits or gtfo ever worked a single time?

it's an abstract kind of session

> none of this happened, but you read some greentext on /r9k/ and feel like shitposting

Yeah, timestamped, even.

Considering there's an entire board for it...
>He doesn't get girls to post their tits.
Forget beta, you've gone full zeta here.

Does a session happen if no one is there to witness it?
Spoilers:No

>main character player
What kind of shit is this?

I have in real life gotten a super hot girl to show me a tit once.
Just one though, was a little bit disappointing.

I think? It has to have worked at least a couple times, probably way the fuck back in the day

Sometimes I get nostalgic for Oldchan but it was just different, not better

I don't make girls titpost because my fetishes run far fucking worse than they can ever provide so live and let live

Being breastfed doesn't count.

>tfw a girl will never put vaginal fluids in cookies she is giving me

>tfw she even does the dishes

If you are a home made treat in high school during a party/class assignment, you have.

That would fuck the taste up bad enough to kill a boner

Not that dude, but I've had an experience almost as bad. I've played with some girls who don't suck, but it does seem as though the bad ones are way more common.

...

Personally I'm disgusted. What has become of Veeky Forums? The other boards might start thinking we enjoy stuff!

Don't give up hope, user. Maybe one day.

Exactly how would it affect the taste? Not doubting you, I'm sure it would, but in what way?

Playing with people I don't know in general is a bad time

I only play with IRL Friends or with Internet buds

So since I don't associate with cancer

Well it would definitely cook off the pheromones, and then you're basically putting saline watery mucus in your cookies

I mean I'll eat a cooch but looking at it objectively it's rough

I was young, and friends of friends seemed genuinely interested at the time. Randos can be pretty terrible too.

I dont know man, your mom seemed really into it.

It's /v/'s job to hate everything forever, remember?

Again, only people I know reasonably well. Have had one issue with a girl but it was because she was a +1.

never happened to me

It's mucous which is just sugar, salt, proteins and water. All of which are ingredients in most baked goods.
The amount of vaginal fluid one could make to add as an ingredient wouldn't be enough to significantly change the taste anyway.
It's like you've never jizzed in muffin batter for a laff before.

I haven't achieved that level of degeneracy yet, unfortunately

Hello /k/, how are you're raifus doing?

Does anyone have the brownie green text?

What about the pheromones? Could you preserve those by putting it into an icing instead of baking it?

Putting icing on cookies isn't weird, right?

>no understanding of Greek alphabet
Nigga you gone omega

>that boy who always brings delicious baked goods to sessions
>that boy who cooks dinner when you play at his place
you jokers better appreciate the actual cook food wizard

because what he bringeth, he can just as easily taketh away

>ITT:

>Revealing your power level.
Gotcha.
Just couldn't help yourself could you.

Some of us have an actual story that isn't communistic dumb shit where each player must have the exact same level of involvement in the story as the other.

Some characters get focused on more, and that is okay for people who are adults and not angry children who whine the second they are treated slightly unfairly.

>It's mucous which is just sugar, salt, proteins and water. All of which are ingredients in most baked goods.
Ironically the closest thing to that which actually is a food would be honey. That's right, honey is effectively nutrient-rich lewd fluids of the bees.

Been a long time since that image was relevant.
Isn't /x/ /b/s broken toy now?

Yeah /x/ is kill which is a shame, a lot of those loons actually believed in magic and monsters

It was a place where you could not take yourself so seriously

Except honey is more like vomit than vag fluid.

It's a vagfluid coming from bee throatpussy. what's the problem?

Iced cookies are all the rage and it would most likely work. I personally hate them. Give me some type of choc-chip or give me death.

If your overall goal is to get copulin (the pheremone you're talking about) into them you can buy it online.
It would probably be a novel idea for MMA fighters or others who could use that sweet 150% spike in testosterone production from getting a whiff.

I know, she's great.
I don't know if I could personally stand her 24/7, but her boyfriend can.
So more power to them.

Frat boy 4ever

Take it down a notch, buddy.

>tfw

Why exactly did/does /x/ like Veeky Forums so much?

That sounds fake. I'm betting one guy just hijacked the game and made it about himself and the rest of you are too beta to challenge him.

>>/d/