This is how I Inquisitor

>Jeremy Irons

Tony Jay voiced him.

Welp! Could not find a proper picture of Farnese getting all hot and bothered by burning people at the stake and NOT masturbating furiously, so we'll just have to settle for Father Mozgus!

The joke about the fire fetish kind of fizzled out, but the spirit is upheld.

I can't live without flaming hats.

This is how I Cleric, or possibly Chaplain.

This is how I rogue.

This is how I necromacer

This is how I Dark Heresy

This is how I Guardsman

This is how I Quartermaster.

This is how I DM.

This is how I angel.

This is how I half-elf

As a faggot?

You take that back, mithos was at least a double maybe a triple faggot.

Didn't her baby die literally the next day though?

This is how I warrior

Ascending to become what is essentially a Lawful Evil Lich and trying to make the entire worlds population into zombies, just because you REALLY want to bone your sister?

He's supposed to be an archdeacon in the book.

Now that I think of it, you can do a All-Victor Hugo Dark Heresy party with all the classes quite easily. Maybe several if you include the plays.

>Adept - Commissar Cimoudain from Ninety-Three. Execute all his loved ones in the course of duty, in a war he never wanted.
>Arbitrator - Inspector Javert from Les Miserables. Black and White morality at its finest.
>Assassin - Claude Gueux from Claude Gueux. He's the nicest guy you'll ever meet, but he's doomed nonetheless.
>Cleric - Archdeacon Frollo. You know him.
>Guardsman - Han of Iceland from Han of Iceland. Killer, pillager, rapist, arsonist, and hates everyone.
>Psyker - Lord Gwynplaine from The Man Who Laughs. Has seen too many things, and nobody ever taes him seriously.
>Scum - Bug-Jargal from Bug-Jargal. Successful slave revolt ? I think not.
>Tech-Priest - Gilliat from Toilers of the Sea. Works hard for the woman he loves, despite knowing that it will never be reciprocated.

And of course, Inquisitor Torquemada from the Torquemada theater play. So puritans he burns children that had to deface a rusted Aquila to save his life.

The common element between all these is that they die at the end. Because it's not classic french litterature if it's not a tearjerker.

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>No comedy/adventure series based off the end of this
Wasted potential

Japan should be bombed again.

This is how I Inquisitor

I remember one mang with several chapters where a sorceress princess transformed one of her schoolmates into a tentacle monster. It had a pretty sweet tone and you'd probably like it.
I'll be damned if I remember the name, though.

Summer gets earlier and earlier each year.

>stop disliking my chinese porn scribbles

how I bard

I remember reading this.
It was super cute

This is how I Hunter.

>can't hit anything with a sword to save his life, literally
>keeps his freakishly strong semi-retarded foster son hidden for no good reason, rather than teaching him to use his ghoulish appearance to strike fear into the hearts of criminals
>worries about his own spiritual purity rather than understanding that he can fuck unlimited whores because nobody inquires into the inquisitor

0/10, would not fight heretics with.

Mithos did nothing wrong.

Ave, Imperator. You know I am a righteous man,

of my virtue I am justly proud

Ave, Imperator. You know I'm so much purer than,

the common vulgar weak licentious crowd.

Then tell me, Emperor

Why I see her dancing there. Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul

I see her, I feel her, the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control

Like fire! Warp fire! This fire in my skin.

This burning, desire, is turning me to sin.

It's not my fault, I'm not to blame, it is the Eldar's curse the witch who set this flame.

It's not my fault, if in his plans, he let Slaanesh be so much stronger than a man! . .

Protect me, Emperor!

Don't let this banshee cast her spell

Don't let this seer burn my flesh and bone

Destroy her forever, and let her taste the fires of hell

Or else let her be mine and mine alone. . .

source?

this is how I paladin

Monkeydust and the Paedofinder General.
Among the most depressingly accurate satire out there

>mojo jojo alighnment shift.banana

this is how i Warlock

Alternativly

source?

>A land so nice they nuked it thrice

>Gropey is Summer
I'm honestly not sure if bait, or if you're a retard

8/10
I like it

>he's never seen monkeydust
boy are you in for a fun time. Go on, check it out on youtube, I dare you.

This is how I Techpriest Magos

this is how I Call of Cthulhu

I too like Moonman, aka "Klan with a plan".

What are some of your favorite songs user?

You kick ass for the Lord?

One of my favorite hentai I've ever schlicked to.

It was so cute!

LONDON

Do you have a source for this? I can't find anything using Google Image Search...

Oh my God, I kinda want this now.

Gonna need a source here.

This is how I cleric.

Google 'tentacles training', it's only one chapter

... at least until SHTF

Esseeeeex

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This is how I Warlord

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Funny, that's how I Shaman.

This is how I Cleric

>This is how I Matrix Architect.

This is how I bard

That is
> [Namonashi] Tentacle Lovers
pretty fun and even heartwarming. Consentacles are the best.

This is how I Khornate.

This is how I Inquisitor

Gropey, I AM DISAPPOINT.

That's Tony Jay, man, not Jeremy Irons.

I impressed, user. Great job.

I only see a faithful Ogryn defeating the forces of the Severan Dominate here, while his halfling teamate, the Magos biologist and the rest of the regiment provide moral support in the background. Nothing heretical here (the fortification may be non standart, though).
I admit he's certainly worse than Kharn the Betrayer for the boar's point of view.

That Asterix thread a few months back was a lot of fun.

>consentacles
When you still want heartwarming romance to go with your hardcore fetishes.

>+1

GROPEY NO

Shit, I was just watching the Heath Ledger "Casanova" flick with Irons as an inquisitor, and I brain farted.

How the fuck did I forget about this motherfucker and his posse?

A few days later. After she was brutally tortured.

Really dude?

>He's not a fighter, he's an inquisitor; a non-clerical member of the church. He's about brains, not brawn
>Because he's still a devout catholic who was ordered by a Bishop to care for the child, and felt guilt and shame for being admonished so. Flaunting his sin by making hunchback batman would make it seem as though he was unfit for his position.
>Good ol' Catholic guilt.

Pic related

I was waiting for someone to post this picture.

A. Change of pace.

youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
youtube.com/watch?v=L4aX0c6ffuI

This is how I enginseer.

Welp, I know what I'm doing with my Inquisitor in Dark Heresy, now.

>Driven mad with obsession for an Eldar Far Seer, goes rogue to try and find her again in order to impress her with a gift, falls to Slaanesh in the process; his acolytes are forced to take him down for double heresy.

This is how I bard

>This is how I 14-year-old-brother's PC

This is how I Warlock

One moment.

Ignore the clicking noises its the dog walking around in the background and the last note sounds awful because it was my 10th-ish take

vocaroo.com/i/s1XKg64U159O

>vocaroo.com/i/s1XKg64U159O
got some fucking pipes man

Why thank you!
This is what it must feel like when senpai notices you.

Restoring my faith in the the Imperium there user.

I'm getting magical realm vibes.

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It didn't synch perfectly with the instrumentals of the song I've found, but it was nonetheless very enjoyable. Congrats, user.

You have a good voice going on, user, really good! Only note I can make is that you put the accent on the wrong syllable of "Imperator", it should go on the A. Imper-à-tor.