Are Skaven real?

Are Skaven real?

Don't know. Did they made it into AoS?

Absolutely absolutely not, man-thing. We're all pink hairless man-things around here here.

I'm planning on having a Skaven Invasion from underground the theme of my next End of the World RPG.

It'll be awesome.

No dull melon headed Peasent. Everyone one knows that these "Skaven" are no more than feral Beastmen. There is no such thing as the Skaven hives.

Now shut up before you bring the Witch hunters on us.

They do

Only dumb Tileans would believe-tell stories about glorious skaven

These guys sound legit

No, user, they do not exist, and even if they do, none of them are running for president.

>le skaven aren't real conspiracy
>there is an Emperor whose cognomen is Skavenslayer
How does this get reconciled?

Fantastical ancient Emperor has cognomen for killing fantastical ancient beasts.

Saint George the Dragonslayer.

Best post right here.

Yes-yes. Trust us, fellow man-thing. Thereare no Skaven sneaking. Ignore the skitter-scratching from your floorboards. It is not Skaven creeping.

ARE MAN-THINGS REAL-TRUE?

Who?

Only the females

Nay, tha poxerly lackawit.

No fool-meat! Glorious skaven are only false-tale of heroic underdwellers. WHO WILL OVERRUN THIS WORLD IN A BLOODY TIDE YOU UNWASHED FILTH-SCUM!! Rest-sleep assured your grub babies will not be stolen.

Wait, we doesn't take-steal tha grubs?

Silence fool-meat! My cunning illusion has the man-things eating out of the palm of my claw. WHERE IS MY WARP-SNUFF!?

Ok.......sounds legitimate. Carry on imperial citizens