Dragonball Quest #6

You are not going down without a fight. You have one last, crazy, desperate idea.

You copy the stance you saw Yamcha use before, and picture a wolf in your mind. You break into a run, and hear it howl as you sprint toward your smirking opponent.

"What's this, kid?" he asks. "That last beating wasn't enough for you? Fine, then get ready for more!"

"Wolf Fang Fist!" you shout as you leap at Yamcha.

"What?!" he asks in shock just before you punch him in the top of the head, causing him to hunch over.

You strike his face over and over, hitting him with a rapid combination of punches and claw-strikes that leave him under constant pummeling and make him unable to defend or counter.

Finally, you finish the assault with a double-palm strike. To your pleasant surprise, it sends him into a sand dune, which he bounces off as, still in a daze, he comes flying back toward you.

>A. Kick him in the face

>B. Punch him between the legs

>C. Wolf Fang Fist again!

>D. Something else

The only true choice is B.

>B. Punch him between the legs

How does he bounce off a sand dune directly back at us? Is this sand dune perpendicular to the ground? Is the sand made of rubber?

I think he means that Yamcha is dazed, but still concious enough to launch himself at us

As Yamcha comes flying back toward you, too dazed to even really know what's happening, you decide that there's really only one thing to do at a time like this.

You pull your right arm back, and throw a punch that catches Yamcha right between the legs.

The sound that comes out of his mouth makes you cringe, somewhere between a gasp, a yelp, and a dying rabbit.

He stops in the middle of the air, body going stiff before he falls onto his side, hands going down to cover his groin.

Puar rushes over to Yamcha's side, trying to rouse him back into consciousness.

"Kid, come on!" you hear.

Turning, you see Oolong coming from around the front of the camper and running for the door.

With Yamcha beaten, you rush inside after Oolong.

He runs to the driver's seat and begins to drive off as fast as he can.

>A. Ask what he was doing outside the camper

>B. Ask why he's running, you beat Yamcha

>C. Something else

>B. Ask why he's running, you beat Yamcha

>>B. Ask why he's running, you beat Yamcha

First time catching this. Glad to see you said no Super Human bullshit this time.

"Why are you running?" you ask. "I beat Yamcha."

"Because that makes four people who have tried to rob us tonight," Oolong tells you. "It's like a thieves convention out here. So I'm gonna take us somewhere away from all the crazies."

After driving for a while, Oolong stops, and retrieves a gun , returning to the driver's seat and sitting down.

You're able to sleep, but you get the feeling that Oolong isn't.

When you wake up the next morning, you find Oolong still holding his gun, barely awake. A few moments later, Goku sits up and yawns.

"It's about time," Oolong grumbles.

"Oh, good morning," Goku says pleasantly.

"For you, maybe," Oolong grunts. "Nice sleep?"

Bulma comes down the stairs, wrapped in a blanket and groaning. "I have a terrible headache...hey, Oolong, did you wash my clothes?"

"Sorry, me and Tofoo here were kind of busy," Oolong tells her.

"What? Busy?" she yells. "This is serious, I don't have any clothes to wear!"

"I mean busy saving your hides from Yamcha," Oolong tells her irritably.

"Yamcha?" Bulma asks, getting a dreamy expression on her face. "Wow, he came back. Were you nice to him? Yamcha's real shy, you know?"

"I think I'm gonna puke..." Oolong mutters.

"What did you say?!" Bulma shrieks at him.

>A. Tell her that Yamcha tried to beat you up and steal the Dragonballs

>B. Tell her Oolong said her and Yamcha would make a cute couple

>C. Tell Bulma she doesn't seem to have good taste in boys

>D. Something else

Yeah, you'll be able to keep relevant if you work hard, but no more "you trained for an hour and have become 2stronk" shit.

>A. Tell her that Yamcha tried to beat you up and steal the Dragonballs
>C
its a decent follow up.

>>C. Tell Bulma she doesn't seem to have good taste in boys

A and C

>A and C, then offer to wash Bulma's clothes before she smacks us
We should know how to since we only had two sets of clothes while living by ourselves.

this. I change my vote to include this from both A and C.

If you do delete the other vote you made. Makes counting easier.

...

Stay away from multiform then?

Nah. It can be useful to distract an opponent while charging a powerful attack. And other uses.

Multiform is a technique you can learn, and Piccolo did use it to train in the show, but no, it will not work like it did in Human Quest

Normally I would agree, but this one seems fairly unanimous.

Quick question SOM, how is Tofoo intelligence-wise?

He's smarter than Goku, but his parents died when he was eight and he's been alone in the woods for four years, so he's far from a genius. But, having two parents around as long as he did, he does know a lot more about basic things than Goku

"Yamcha tried to beat me up and steal the Dragonballs," you tell Bulma. "I don't think you have very good taste in boys."

Bulma scowls. "Excuse you! You're just too young to understand romance!"

Oolong clears his throat. "If you really need clothes, there's one outfit in the drawer upstairs."

Bulma turns and starts up the stairs. "Why didn't you say so in the first place?"

As Bulma storms upstairs, Oolong sighs.

"You know, come to think of it, maybe three hundred girls is a few too many, little buddies," he tells you and Goku.

He gets up, goes into the bathroom and starts brushing his teeth.

"Does that mean you changed your mind about the harem thing?" Goku asks.

"Yep!" Oolong says as he brushes his teeth.

"Gosh, you sure are one smart pig, Oolong," Goku tells him.

You hear Goku's stomach growl, followed by a declaration of hunger.

"You're always hungry," Oolong tells him.

Soon, you're sitting at the table, eating more food Oolong has prepared. You only ate a little of it, though, Goku ate the rest.

"A month's supply of food...all gone!" Oolong says in shock as Goku continues to scarf down more and more.

"Hey! What's this, Easter?!" you hear Bulma shout.

You look up to see her wearing a rabbit costume, complete with ears and a tail, and not looking at all happy about it.

"This is no outfit, it's a costume, and I look ridiculous in it, Oolong!" she shouts.

>A. You think she looks good in it

>B. Tell her she looks like the girls in a magazine you found under your dad's bed

>C. Ask Oolong if he has any other costumes, you want to play dress up too!

>D. Something else

>A. You think she looks good in it
>bunnygirl Bulma
I'm weak Som! Weak!

You're not alone.

A. And offer to wash her clothes while she has to wear this.

Bulma on our good side could be a great thing.

>>B. Tell her she looks like the girls in a magazine you found under your dad's bed

>A. You think she looks good in it

>B and A and offer to wash her clothes

A
meta
>good to see you som

You too, Red.

If it makes you feel any better, you already rank higher with her than Oolong does.

was it a nice trip

>Oolong
That's not saying much,

And maybe I'm trying to romance her, ok? Let a guy try and waifu here

A and B

If Bulma doesn't work there is always the superior choice later on down the line.

Suno? Mint? Mai?

Ah yes, mai.

Nah, I like Bulma. Mai is fine but Bulma is better.

Plus you really think Mai is gonna betray Pilaf? She is loyal to him for reasons unknown to all.

I was thinking much further down the line.

Listen user, I want to bang 18 as much as the next guy, but there's no way we're keeping the others from jumping to a waifu before then.

Vados?

"I think you look good in it," you tell her.

"Well thanks a lot, kid!" she tells you. "But unless we go to a costume party, not many other people are going to think so!"

You offer to wash her clothes for her while she has to wear that outfit.

That seems to soften her up a bit, and she gives you one of her genuine smiles.

"Thanks, Tofoo," she tells you before looking at Goku and Oolong. "At least someone around here knows how to treat a beautiful lady!"

You go to try and do the laundry, while Bulma takes a seat and Oolong starts driving.

"This is at least the third time today I've had to drive," Oolong complains. "I hate driving!"

"Well Goku and Tofoo are too young, and I'm busy with my makeup," Bulma tells him. "Let me know if you see Yamcha, otherwise, keep it down."

>A. Ask Bulma why she needs makeup, she's already pretty

>B. Ask why she likes Yamcha so much, all he's done is try to hurt you, Goku, and Oolong, and steal the Dragonballs

>C. Comment that you don't understand girls

>D. Something else

Long. Term.

Sabotage?

B. and then followed by A.

>B. Ask why she likes Yamcha so much, all he's done is try to hurt you, Goku, and Oolong, and steal the Dragonballs
anything but A. THere's a kid crush and then there's just metaphorically sucking dick

>B&A

>>B. Ask why she likes Yamcha so much, all he's done is try to hurt you, Goku, and Oolong, and steal the Dragonballs

I miss those days

>B, and ask what she would wish for, since we are mentioning the Dragonballs

Me too, user. Me too.

Is it bad I still want to see Hit vs Kaguya?

I was thinking the same thing when that whole trait for him came up in the show. Maybe somewhere down the line I'll do a tournament arc of that with the Human Quest cast

So what new arcs is everyone looking forward to in Xenoverse 2?

>B.

>D. I see him again, it will be the last time.

Hopefully branching story paths.

Anything with that QT loli Time Kai.

"Why do you like Yamcha so much?" you ask Bulma. "All he's done is try to hurt us and steal the Dragonballs."

"Because he's so handsome," Bulma sighs dreamily. "And shy, and sensitive, and-"

"Yeah, yeah, we'll cross our fingers," Oolong tells her. "Boy, I can't wait to see him again."

"Isn't that him?" Goku asks, pointing out the window.

You leave the laundry behind and run to the front of the camper, looking out to see a car driving alongside it.

Puar is at the wheel, while Yamcha is standing, holding the gun from last night, as well as some other kind of weapon.

He points the bigger looking weapon at the car, and you hear Bulma excitedly declare that he's looking right at her.

The next thing you know, something strikes the side of the camper, and Oolong loses control. Bulma goes quiet, and the camper eventually comes to a stop, leaning and throwing you outside, along with Goku and Oolong.

You and Goku are on your feet at once, and Goku looks mad.

"What's the big idea?!" your friend shouts. "Are you two nuts?!"

Yamcha has his gun trained on you and your friends, and Puar whispers something in his ear.

"Alright, game's up," Yamcha tells you. "Give up the Dragonballs, or you will die! Hand them over, now!"

"I'll hand over this!" Goku tells Yamcha, sticking his tongue out at the bandit before breaking into a charge.

>A. Back up Goku

>B. Goku's got this, sit back and watch

>C. Goku's got this, go see if Bulma's alright

>D. Something else

Curious to see if they do anything fun with Zarbon and Dodoria, and to see if they include anything from Super.

>>A. Back up Goku

A.

I don't want Bulma to know Yamcha is here.

wait I just reread the post, and yamcha is already here. still keeping my vote though,

>A
why not

>A. Back up Goku
Harder to shoot moving targets going in different directions.

>A. Back up Goku

You're pretty sure that Goku could take Yamcha in a fight, but the gun makes you nervous, so you decide to back up your friend.

Yamcha, probably thinking you're the most dangerous due to his experience with you, fires his gun at you. You dash around as fast as you can, barely keeping yourself from being shot.

Goku, meanwhile, draws his Power Pole, and does something strange with it.

"Power Pole, extend!" he shouts.

You see the pole glow, then suddenly become far longer, rapidly stretching and slamming into Yamcha's gut.

Yamcha drops his gun as the pole throws him away. The pole returns to its normal size, and Yamcha stands before marching toward Goku, scowling and clutching the spot where he was struck.

"Looks like you're full of surprises too, kid," he comments. "That's an impressive weapon you have there."

Goku nods. "Thanks, my grandpa gave it to me."

"I know that weapon, and there's only one man who could have given it to you," Yamcha declares. "Who is this grandpa of yours?"

"His name was Gohan," Goku says. "And he died a long time ago."

"I knew of him," Yamcha tells Goku. "But even with that pole and all he might have taught you, you won't beat me."

>A. Attack Yamcha while he's focused on Goku

>B. Goku's got this now, go check on Bulma

>C. Goku has this, kick back and watch

>D. Something else

B.

I got a bad feeling about Puar.

>A. Attack Yamcha while he's focused on Goku
Break his legs so he'll at least have to visit a hospital before pursuing us again

>A. Attack Yamcha while he's focused on Goku

>B. Goku's got this now, go check on Bulma

B. Goku's got this now, go check on Bulma.

I'm with , where the fuck is Puar? What did he whisper to Yamcha?

A

>A. Attack Yamcha while he's focused on Goku

What class should we be?

Mage would be a good choice if we wish to stay relevant.

Sorry, was saying goodnight to family, writing update now

As Yamcha begins to charge toward Goku, you notice his stance and realize what he's about to do. Sure enough, it seems as if Yamcha is beginning to periodically phase in and out of existence, being replaced with a wolf each time he vanishes.

You dash toward Yamcha as fast as you can, closing in on his as he closes in on Goku.

"Wolf Fang-" Yamcha starts before you leap at him.

He turns at the last moment, facing you.

"-Fist!"

A punch catches you square in the jaw, and he begins pummeling you with a rapid series of punches and palm-strikes.

His attack is cut short, however, when Goku jumps up and kicks him in the face hard enough to knock a tooth out.

Yamcha collapses to the ground, and you do the same, picking yourself up after receiving only a fraction of the pain you would have otherwise.

"That's more like it!" you hear Oolong shout.

"Have you had enough?" Goku asks Yamcha as the bandit starts to sit up.

"Yamcha! Come on, get up!" Puar cries, floating over to Yamcha. "Oh no, look at your teeth!"

Puar changes shape just like Oolong, taking the form of a mirror. Yamcha looks at himself and screams in horror.

"Oh, now I'm hideous!" Yamcha despairs. "Now I'll never get a date!"

He looks between you and Goku, glaring and covering the spot where he was hit.

"I won't forget this, kids!" Yamcha assures you. "I'll be back!"

Yamcha and Puar get into their car and speed off.

>A. Go inside and check on Bulma

>B. Ask Oolong if he has any more capsules

>C. Something else

>A. Go inside and check on Bulma
Also thank Goku

>A. Go inside and check on Bulma

Also make sure the dragonballs are safe.

>C. Hey Goku, you think you can get the power pole in their wheels?

>>A. Go inside and check on Bulma

>A
and this

>>A. Go inside and check on Bulma
Gotta take care of the waifu

A and B

Thank you SOM, I miss DB

>A and

Glad to help, user

With Yamcha running off, you decide it's probably a good idea to check on Bulma. After all, it's really not like her to stay quiet for this long, especially considering she wouldn't be quiet about Yamcha.

As Oolong walks over to you and Goku with a grin on his face, you rush past him and head inside the ruined camper.

It doesn't take you long to find Bulma.

She's slumped against the table with a nice sized bump on her head, knocked out cold.

Goku and Oolong come inside a few moments later, and Goku asks why Bulma's sleeping, while Oolong comments on Bulma needing a good smack upside the head.

"Anyway, we'd better grab the Dragonballs and get going," Oolong says. "I think Yamcha was telling the truth when he said he'd be back."

>A. Carry Bulma and have Goku carry the Dragonballs

>B. Carry the Dragonballs and have Goku carry Bulma

>C. Have Goku carry Bulma and Oolong carry the Dragonballs

>D. Have Goku carry the Dragonballs and have Oolong carry Bulma

>E. Something else

A.

Gotta protect the waifu. The balls will be safe with Goku.