Won a playmat with this hot bitch on it a while back

As a gril gamer I like and have no real issue with cheesecakey playmats but get kinda weirded out by people using them in public because it just makes you seem like a bit of a loser even for a fa/tg/uy

Will you go out with me? Do you like anywhere near Tampa Florida?

Sure, I'm in the UK though so I can only be your e-girlfriend.

Now, buy me some of the shit I want for my warhammer army, kthnx

This is why I play with cheesecake playmats and sleeves in public with my gril.

If I get any shame, I get just join forces and shame them back twice as hard.

Please be joking around.

It offends the sensibilities of puritans in this country. The US is known to be sexually repressed for a reason. As that is official art, along with much more reavling pictures used on some card, it is likely that whoever insulted OP doesn't even play the game.

I won that mat at my LGS, though

I'm not hung-up on it, don't give a fuck what anyone goes into public with - but there are plenty of people who do care what they see in public though.

Friday Night Magic - the bleeding edge of the battle for self expression

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Maybe he just doesn't like Christmas.

Is it really so hard to believe people would go on the internet and tell lies?

>Claims it makes the "community less inclusive"
>There's almost as many women playing FoW at my LGS as there is dudes
>Substantially higher percentage of women than play Magic there
>None of them have an issue with bootycat

Well thats their problem. If we alter our lives to accomodate every single fucking retard there is - we are allowing these people to shape our culture and society.

I dont think letting someone who gets upset at the sight of a cartoon butt -should have any influence over what the rest of the population can or cant do.

This kind of shit is rooted in personal insecurity, jealousy, and other negative feelings. Pretending they 'have a point' just reinforces their entitlement and idiocy.

A better response to 'kill yourself' would have been 'Im sorry and confused that a drawing of a clothed ass offends you, maybe you shouldnt look at it until you work through that issue'.

This. Yeah I've got a massive amount of degenerate porn and shit but I'm not looking to share an ounce of that with the real world where my name and face can be attached to that sorta thing.

Cheshire cat isn't a girl. Just sayin'

Are you going to buy me my warshammer yet?

why is there a cock etch right in the middle of that thing. With veins and everything.

His argument isn't entirely wrong, even though he's being a shithead about it. Some people can jump right into the game, and lots of people started playing because of the variety of art and appreciate the anime influence. Others...not so much. You'd have to initiate them with something like Melgis and Faria to get them hooked on the mechanics and slowly win them over, not so much stuff like Kaguya 3.0.

The game has a stigma even in a lot of nerd circles. Lot of people turn their noses up at it as "weeb MtG". It's just human nature to think that there 's someone or some group out there that you feel you are above. Nerds are just as guilty of doing it as the Chads of the world are.

>People would actually consider going out in public with that thing

How fucking embarassing.

trap hype

>I'm sorry that my image of two naked children stroking a fat cock is offending you. It's jut a play mat I'm using in public. Just don't look at it
Pls commit soduku

Well why the fuck should anyone care if somebody isn't going to play the game because of the art? Maybe we don't want people playing a game we enjoy if that's going to rape their feelings.

They don't want to play just because of the arts I t's because of you, the kind of person who uses said Art, creeps them the fuck out.

Good. Normalfags don't belong in card games.

>Normalfags
Another name for well-adjusted individuals fit for society. The name given to them by those who can't function normally in society.

The image in the OP isnt two naked children stroking a fat cock. Its a drawing of a cartoon girl in a bodysuit, with christmas stuff all over.

Big difference there chief. But thats sjw logic, isnt it? Nothing to be offended by or upset about? Make something up!

It's a skin-tight suit on a well-endowed elf chick. The suit is so tight you can even outline every curve of her vagina. Nothing that is socially acceptable.
>SJW boogeyman
You do know people can disagree with you and not be insane as well?

What the fuck are you even doing on Veeky Forums?

Got banned from rpg.net for disagreeing with someone over a house rule.

>rpg.net
Then you should DEFINITELY get the fuck out.

>Only the people I LIKE can post on an anonymous image board
Funny.

See, here's he thing: how cheesecakey is "too cheesecakey", and who are we to arbitrate? Way easier to decide to just not care until they actually DO something creepy or offensive.

>I'm in the UK
So am I. I'll play against you randomly, engage in minimal but polite social interaction, and go our separate ways none the wiser any time.

Or not, because it's a big bloody island. Not a small town where everyone knows each other.

If someone is offended by the official art then why should they be pandered to?

I'm not saying you should care. Just saying that the notion that the game's art has a certain appeal to it is entirely true. I have plenty of friends who first got hooked because of the art. But some people likewise will be turned off by anime butts.

Personally, I don't care what playmat you are using since some of the card art is more explicit than anything on the playmats anyway. Assuming you play in the U.S. though, it would not surprise me you got that kind of reaction since some people would see a few of the cards and think you were some kind of perverted pedophile. We're still a pretty hyper-puritan society at our roots.

Oh fuck off. straight up changed the topic from OP's image, to something that is totally unacceptable. And then implied I was defending the child porn image he fabricated. That is absolutely bullshit, and sjw-esque. Im thinking you might be a retard too for defending that bullshit.

Back to on topic though: If the playmat in OP's image is too much for you, then yes, Im inclined to say the problem lies with you. The human body is not something to be feared, shunned, or ashamed of. My wife is right now attending a nearly nude ballet, performed by The Phoenix Ballet, at the Desert Botanical Gardens for a very upscale event. Should everyone there be offended? Or is it just cartoons that should be offensive? Because Im genuinely confused about what is and what isnt acceptable.

Perhaps its just whatever some insecure, intellectually snd socially handicapped, emotionally damaged fat chick says is offensive? Luckily we dont get those types in fine arts circles. I guess nerds and jobless gamers are just easier targets for these insecure bullies.

Are you familiar with comic books? Marvels X-Men is one of the most popular comic there is, and it has more gratuitous and explicit art than OP's playmat. I guess we should start attacking comics now. Pretty much anything that reminds sjw's that they dont fit into the current image of beauty needs to be banned. And anyone that enjoys it -NO- 'isnt offended by it', is a pervert.

Because fat people are upset that they dont possess physical beauty. And sociopathic women with a chip on their shoulder know they can get negative attention by throwing tantrums and accusations.

Found the degenerate. You don't even have a wife.

This triggers the normalfag.

What is it with these authoritarian hypocrites who claim to be liberals but want to enforce a stereotypically Victorian level of morality and tell everyone else what to do and think. Do they just get off on bullying others?

Hey, that's quite insulting to psychopaths.

Checkmate faggot. Be sure to get offended by her titties while youre touching yourself.

The actual mat is in my car but my mat is this picture for times and all color swapped like some artsy bullshit.

They are some combination of: self-centered, self-absorbed, sociopathic, immature, and just plain old stupid.

Owned. And the retard will probably save that pic. Who is the degenerate now fat boy?

Dude you can totally see the outline of Supermans dick. Anyone using this image outside the confines of their own home is wrong.

I am not a normalfag but this is triggering my dick.

>I'm in the UK
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Hey guys, great news. I just got promoted!

I dont get it.

That is an adequate reaction image

lurk moar newfag

>it's another "hatefrot over characters in fabricated stories" thread

True, but people need to be called out for this cringe shit, even though ops imaginary situation went about it for all the wrong reasons.

The potpourri way to go about teaching a cringe autist about how him and his flaunting of his fetishes in public is walk up, knock his deck off the table, loudly state FAG as you push his chair over by thumping him in the chest with your foot, then wipe your ass with his playmat.

Then throw it in his face as he attempts to stand back up, high five your borderline autistic girlfriend, and go eat a churro.

Masturbated with it so many times that the shape stuck

>if you don't get every obscure reference i make to some post then you are inferior to me

Started on... I wanna say /co/. Someone posted an NSFW image on a blue board. Someone else replied to that post with "thanks a lot, user, my boss saw this and I just got fired."

Then someone else like two hours later posts in the thread saying "Hey, guys. Great news. I just got promoted!" Eventually people started responding to nsfw images saying they got a promotion.

Oldish meme.

The person posting naked images of his wife on anonymous image boards is the degenerate.
>Fat boy
Strawman

>Is it really so hard to believe people would go on the internet and tell lies?

D-Do people actually do this?

Posting nsfw images on a work-safe blue board is a very degenerate trait.

Samefagging and posting fake pics? Sad man. Real sad

seriously, lurk moar newfag

>fake pics

Image search it user. That pic has never left my phone until that reply. I know its probably hard for you to imagine, but some of us are normal, successful, well-adjusted adults.

replying twice in the same thread does not equal samefagging. I genuinely feel sorry for you though. You're obviously not a happy guy. You reap what you sew, remember that while you cast insults and shitpost on an anonymous image board.

>Posting a nsfw picture of your "wife"
> because someone made fun of you online
>"this will show HIM who the degenerate is!"

Not to mention on a blue board.

What is this? Super autism?

Normal well adjusted adults who carry playmats of cartoon women showing off their asses

DESU this is often the reaction I see but no one really gives a shit, generally. Both the LGS around here have Magic players (obv.) and one has Weiss tournaments weekly.

For the uninitiated, Weiss Schwarz is an anime-themed game with a huge focus on fanservice cheesecake combined with sailor fuku wearing schoolgirls. IOW...anime. People have waifu decks, character sleeves, and play mats are, nearly without exception, either badass mary sue male super sayan types, or more often, jigglefest extremely gratuitous stuff. Including huge playmats and even those table-length ones with a lot of slutty bouncy bikini-armor chicks.

No one cares. Anyone who thinks you're a loser weirdo because of those, already did anyway. The place is primarily a comic shop and there are kids and women in there several times daily. There are Pop figures covering a wall floor to ceiling on the opposite side of the card game events. Pops are big sellers and as far as I can tell, mostly to girls. So it's not like the boobie mats are in a back room or corner.

I think people into comics at all are either unconcerned with fantasy semi-nudity, are ok with it, or enjoy it on some level.

Women think Wonder Woman in pants is lame just as often as guys do. Despite the internet, clickbait sites, and SJW crying, women like seeing beautiful half-clad or nude women. Source: I was an art major and am a semi-professional portrait/figure painter.

Full disclosure: I started playing Weiss and I play a Miku deck, so my hands are dirty to the elbow but out of like 300 cards in the set only one per character is anything like PG rated (each Vocaloid has a card in a swimsuit). I did not choose this for mechanics or for hot chicks, I chose because A) no one else was really playing that set and B) I like the designs of the characters and the art on the cards is very solid and cohesive.

>I genuinely feel sorry for you
Sick meme

Stay fat and alone bro.
I'll leave you to your angry shitposting now, have an awesome night.

That event sounds like the reason our current society is so shit and full of fuck heads. Thanks for telling us your wife has no taste and you are full of shit notions.

Back to OP'S post, society and people have set strict standards of acceptability and modesty. That playmat? Yeah its not acceptable, and I wouldn't show it to any of my relatives, nor towards any one who I can damage my reputation with.

All this talk of "oh why do I care what people think, Muh body is beautiful, no shame about it" is a step towards chaos and degeneracy. You know who else has no shame and accepts their body completely? Butt fucking, shit flinging, dumb as a door Nail animals.

Ergo, things such as this playmat do not have acceptability of modest and good society.

Inb4 called puritan fag, /pol/ack, or SJW.

Rant is over.

The faggots who started #NotAtMyTable should McFucking Kill Themselves.

You sound more like a MRA really tbqh.

>That event sounds like the reason our current society is so shit and full of fuck heads

Well, semi-nude and even nude is not uncommon in the fine arts, dating back through the history of art, dance, etc. Which would make human history 'so shit' as well.

To make the claim that a ballet performed for an audience of invitees, donors and philanthropists, outdoors in a nature preserve - is 'the reason our current society is so shit' is misguided and a bit ironic.

The irony lies in the fact that not only can you not recognize, appreciate, or define ballet as an art - but you take it one step further and cast blame on it.
While I would argue that someone who is so wholly off the mark, even vitriolic about the exhibition - is a contributor to why 'our current society is so shit and full of fuck heads'.

Human history has had moments of regression, low points, and I will even say shit.

Nudity and semi nude dancing in the gardens sounds exactly like the moment in which I would feel ashamed for the group I am watching said event.

Just because something is ancient and or has a tradition of "artistic" practice does not make it on the same level as actual culturally important pieces.

Such as the works of Michelangelo, Da Vinci, and Plato. Also, I'm perfectly capable of defining Ballet as either good or bad. Art is objective. And dancing again, in the nude, in front of rich philanthropists sounds equivalent to going to a classy strip joint. Which I will qualify as bad.

Also, at some point, people need to be "vitriolic" and take a stand against degeneracy in the arts as well as society.

Less we have OP and his pervert mat in front of our youth and Elders.

I think this all depends on context of your location. If your at a restaurant with that mat it would inappropriate but if your at your average card shop it is pretty normal. Its on the damn cards that your playing with its not like it is some fan art.

Plato was Greek; you know what the Greeks did? Perform plays and sporting events naked. Get over yourself.

And diddled littler boys, and had gay spartans.

Please refer back to
>Human history has had moments of regression, low points, and I will even say shit.
>Low Points.
>Shit.
>Regression.
>Gee, I wonder why those boy fiddling greeks got conquered by Rome?

what's a high point then?

Going by his spew, probably sometime during the Reformation, or America in the 40s.

Triggered? No. Cringeworthy to see? Yes. You can't deny that its sexual (esp the unnecessary detail of her crotch bulge) and some people will find it offensive.

Good point.

Various cultures and societies have experienced high points. British Imperialism for example, or French Napoleon Empire, or Mongolia under Genghis.

Or for something more Modern, the 1950's America, (although quickly ruined) the Industrial Revolution, specifically, under the "Captains of Capitalism". Theodore Roosevelt, Andrew Jackson. And a few years into the implementation of the U.S Constitution.

If you find it offensive, you should just walk out the door or apologize for taking offense and causing a scene.

The offended party is always the one at fault.

>mundane event
>this
Come on be more subtle

>her

murrikans and their fear of sex.

Fremdscham
lit. "foreign shame"
def: a sense of embarassment caused by the humiliation of another

Weird suggestion but maybe if someone else picks up on it it's too far.

>If we alter our lives to accomodate every single fucking retard there is - we are allowing these people to shape our culture and society.

Agree with you completely.

>Pretending they 'have a point' just reinforces their entitlement and idiocy.

I merely acknowledged their perspective, didn't agree with it one way or the other.

> A better response to 'kill yourself' would have been 'Im sorry and confused that a drawing of a clothed ass offends you, maybe you shouldnt look at it until you work through that issue'.

Once again, I completely agree with you but OP was an ignorant prick in his response to another ignorant prick, and he shouldn't be whining about it here when he should've known he'd encounter trouble. OP should just man-up and deal with it instead of looking for support on Veeky Forums.

I don't see what is wrong with that mat.
It's really tame as far as anime art goes.

>but muh unnecessary cheesecake!
I bet you a tenner that if said artwork was more western-ish, no one would blink an eye and everyone would accept it because "eh, it's fantasy, who cares?".

Goddamn, people get their jimmies rustled for the weirdest reasons. Who cares what the fuck is drawn on some random dude's mat.
You don't like it - okay, you have every right to, but why go out of your way and try to publicly shame someone for it?
Stop waving around your opinions like a dick, 'cause that makes YOU a dick.
Don't be a dick about things you don't like.