Always, always, always have a way to gtfo in an instant. Always, always, always be willing to use it. But always, always, ALWAYS treasure your broskis
>always, always, ALWAYS treasure your broskis
Both you illiterate wannabe wizbags need to quote me properly.
Look, here you have two kinds of morons.
This guy, he doesn't give a shit about his martial bros, the guys who constantly put their ass on the line for him, bleed for him, and pull his ass out of the fire when the spellbook gets jacked, the components are gone, and the manacles and gags are out in force. 9/10 he ends up getting nailed by his own party for being a dick.
On the off chance he doesn't and somehow thrives, he becomes a lich, and gets nailed by an adventuring party full of meatheads with sharp sticks. The evil wizard usually doesn't come out on top. There was one, ONE guy that made it to godhood, and the rest jerk to his various artifacts worse then weebs to their waifus. Unfortunately, this type of wizard is pretty common ( I blame the constant study required by the profession, it attracts all the autism)
Now, on the other end of the spectrum, we have this stupid cunt. This is your quintessential musclewizard. While the previous guy misquoted me out of plagiarism (being an evil git) this guy just couldn't really read right, because he is an idiot.
This is the wizard who thinks being an 12ft tall monument to magical roid rage is a glorious accomplishment. He's quaffing those potions behind the party's back, then running to the front acting like Conan only with far, far less intelligence. His only magical concern is his gains, and how many dudes are "mirin". Really, the more I think about it, the more apt the comparison to Veeky Forums becomes. For all of this narcissism, he is still an idiot, and probably couldn't divine his way out of a paper bag.
Now, that said. He is at least better then the other guy, and treat him like you would a martial friend.