What is it that makes orc women the most desirable in all the lands? Is it their uncommonly tall height? Their strong...

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I love Orc women. I fapped to a pic of one once here. She had great thighs and just the tiniest bit of a pubic tuft peeking out. Had, like, 4 great spurts. Wanted to kiss the user that posted it.

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Apparently there is more of this somewhere.

It's your fetish for degenerate inhuman flesh. You might strive for beasts but you will settle for non humans.

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mmmm...take her into a yurt, and serve her some of my yogurt.

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>Green Skin
>Small Tusks
>Tribal
>African/Amazonian anolog

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What type of yogurt? Strawberry? Or with those ones with the corner with flakes or chocolate?

Don't pretend you will talk about traditional games.

We're not interested in porn. Just pics. Maybe some light cheesecake.

The PLAIN stuff.

Except that one time it was strawberry. My friend said that's bad. I don't understand why

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>We're not interested in porn. Just pics. Maybe some light cheesecake.
Oh just shut up and go already.

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No because this isn't porn

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Are there any tabletop minis which don't depict Orcs as Warhammer style cartoonish barbarians?

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No, thankfully they all have good taste.

Unless you want pig-men, no.

suck a dick dumbshit

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>getting upset this easily
How do you make it through the day without killing yourself?

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dumbshit

Yes

I want to punch that orc

But these re still cartoonish buffoons, except they use each others penises as currency

No seriously, what's your secret? If such a snide little remark upsets you, then you must have some vast lake of willpower you can tap into whenever you want, or else you would've lost all will to continue living.

Racist

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stop talking m8

I wanna fuck that orc

MILF orcs now

Oh, I get it now. On top of having shit taste and being a degenerate, you're just plain stupid. You disappoint me, user. I could've done many great things with my life if I had just a little more willpower. Certainly more than you'll ever do.

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why are you so mad?

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>says the one who turned into a frothing idiot when someone pointed out the excellent taste of the manufacturers of tabletop miniatures.

Every so often I start thinking how alone and weird I am. Then I find thread like this and think "well it could be worse I guess"

i just told you to suck a dick, dumbshit

i have devoted less energy to this conversation than you have

And yet, I remain cool, calm and collected, while you're so mad that you can't even remember to capitalize and use punctuation.

clearly not

Would be so hot if not for all the piercings.

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>wants exotic orc
>can't handle a few piercings

>in 3.5 campaign my background involved my human character fleeing from an blind arranged marriage that was supposed to unite two warring barbarian tribes and becoming a traveling adventurer
>during campaign, had to travel to homelands once more to request aid from warchief father
>father is too overjoyed to have his child back to disown them
>"your partner is here. Please at least meet them and consider your destiny for the sake of our people"
>knees weak arms spaghetti
>GM thought he'd play a joke and rolled for who the partner would be
>half-orc female wearing an elegant dress that do nothing to soften her muscles
>at first play along with the DM and be confused and react as such to her advances
>return to father later on after talking with her more and roleplaying my character growing to enjoy her orcish antics
>"I accept her hand"
>proceed with the campaign and end on an epilogue where the warring tribes were quelled when the two barbarian queens took over.

Goddamn I love it when my magical realm is accidentaly tripped into in games and I don't force it. Realms are like a fart in that regard. When it's natural, it's memorable, when it's forced, people look at you weird.

pfffft, Bet you think Elsa from Frozen should have a girlfriend too.

LotR?

Nah. Elsa never did anything for me. She wasn't a muscled, oiled-up fluid druid.

And you didn't save it why?

kinda works but they're 25mm which wouldn't match with 90% of minis

Frozen incest is best incest

Gap moe. A strong and powerful woman being cute and affectionate has a strong appeal.

Three cheers for qt Orc girls!

WAAAGH!
WAAAGH!
WAAAGH!

All of the above, OP. Tall women and muscular women are both very uncommon, but also very desirable. Then you add the faces and tusks, which are still beautiful in a non traditional way, and the green skin, which gives them a uniquely exotic look. They're basically a perfect combination.

lawfulgood.jpg
I smite

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OH FUCK THAT"S I...I need to go take care of somethin again

They get too frustrated from trying to load a gun, tie a noose, or open a package of razor blades and just give up, throwing it in the corner and muttering dumbshit for hours.

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>Natural
Not really mate. Tribes run on descent. You two can't have kids, so logically your parents wouldn't accept because you need an heir. If you're the type of tribe to have harems you might be able to swing having a husband AND a wife, but otherwise it just doesn't work to unite your tribes because as soon as either of you dies, the other tribe has no reason to maintain an alliance anymore because there's none of their blood in the rulership.

When you guys say this, I think you really mean female half-orcs. Not actual female orcs.

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would you?

..wait, is that just an extra lump, or does she have four tits?

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>2 bras
>4 titties

Why would orc women want to settle for puny human men though? With amazons you can handwave it as them being swapped gender roles and that they naturally prefer smaller and weaker men, by their own standards, but orcs don't have that excuse.