Jumpchain CYOA Thread #847: Assholes Trumping Assholes

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BUILD A WALL AROUND /JC/! KEEP OUT THOSE /QST/ERS! MAKE /JC/ GREAT AGAIN!

Yeah, THAT wasn't made with salt. At all. No sir.

You are aware there's a verb associated with the word trump, and not Donald, right?

I mean I'm not surprised in the slightest you support him, but just making sure.

Probably should have let this sit for a while before remaking it.

So if OAA is back, can we please get some updates on how all his jumps are going?

After how last thread went?

Good fucking luck.

>trumping

YOU HEARD HIM, BOYS

Well I thought asking now would be better, because at least we now know the 'bad internet' excuse can't be used anymore. I thought maybe we could get an actual response and some info on how soon they are to completion.

No.

How about we don't want shitposters. Including him

TRUMPET MAGIC?!

Build a wall around Cadia and make Chaos pay for it

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL.
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE ENDBRINGERS PAY FOR IT

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I just noticed that she's got a cross-draw.
IMMERSION RUINED

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL AROUND BELKA AND MAKE THE OSEANS'S PAY FOR IT.

For someone complaining about salt you sure are venting your political salt.

Maybe she's a lefty.

Is elona user around? I have some questions about Changeling. Or disney user if I mixed them up again?

That, good sir, would be Flynt Coal of Team FNKI, from the best episode of RWBY Volume 3.

40k question, would it be possible to either free Isha or reform the fragments of Khaine into a whole?

Is that RWBY?

They're the same person. I can also help out.

You mean a dirty sinistral?

That shoots an upside down gun?
She ain't no son of death.

>implying that the glorious avatar of FREEDOM and CHEESEBURGERS would be a goddamned mutant.
Sir, I do believe that you are a commie.

You on the other hand, are a fascist. But a cool fascist, like Mussolini

My God, can we harness this incredible power as well?! I WILL BE user, DOOT DOOTER OF WORLDS!

Yep.

Belka is weak

Isha is kept right next to Nurgle.

That sounds dirty.

Well he does feed her all his diseases.

Yeah, no. He can stay gone.

It is, user. It is.
O P E N
T H E
S O U R
C R E A M

>Anons talking about walls
>No one posts obvious gif
I am disappointed in you all.

She's his waifu. He cooks for her, sings to her, snuggles her, and tells her bunch of jokes. However his younger brother-sister is a bit of a creeper so he keeps her locked up for her own good.

Did you read the post last thread pointing out how you're the problem that makes jumpmakers want to leave, straight from their own mouths? go meditate on that. You hurt us more than the shitposter.

user, don't make me post it again.
I will do it.

Didn't you only start off the jump and he finished it? Alright then.

Does Changeling stuff (glamour, abilities etc) count as magic for magic perks?

Does the Curse you get go away pots jump?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

WHEN YOU COME TO IT AND YOU CAN'T GET THROUGH IT, AND YOU CAN'T KNOCK IT DOWN, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND

Of course he did, why do you think he's posting. This is a game for him.

Make me bitch.

Good.

Maybe she'll finally leave then.

It's Wall's fault for not explaining himself before the fight began.

I know there is absolutely NO hints of it in canon at all.
But I like the idea that she loves him back. Even if it's Stockholm syndrome thing.

Yes.

I would think so.

Yes.

I just want more evidence that the guy attacking OAA is the same shitposter as the one that attacks Red. He was acting like someone upset about Guilty Gear as an excuse to attack OAA for spiting him for attacking Red.

Here's my confirmation. Now we know for sure that all our problems last thread are one faggot.

Will posting planes at you make you?

Please say yes.

Hey. Hey Belka.
Razgriz. Demon Lord of the Round Table. That is all.

But Belka never flew that. They built it, but it never was deployed.

I don't. Nurgle is an abomination that leads to die and I don't want Isha to be a corrupt monster that deserves to die too.

>all these faggots and their bust ass atmo fighters
Step aside, Air-Space Superiority Variable Fighter Master Race coming through.

>Posting the shitty Falken
Again Belka user you have shit taste.

>That plane design
>That cockpit
Say what you will about Belka, but GOOD GOD do they're super planes look good-
WOAH! What is THAT?!

Q-quiet, user. D-don't remind me of embarrassing things.

IT'S BELKAN IN SPIRIT DAMMIT.

Your wound me with your words, user.

Here, have the soundtrack while you're at it.

The trumpet blasts? That's the actual sound it makes when he attacks. Meme Team best team.

youtube.com/watch?v=qRWAc3YN51E

Eh, I think I'll wait for Elona then. Sorry but you're not exactly the most reliable judge, especially if you don't have final say on the jump. Just need to be sure on these questions.

their* I can not into spelling, apparently.
Post more planes.
Glorious!

>WOAH! What is THAT?!
That, friend, is the shipfu of the discerning gentleman, the VF-25S.

Want to see her from the back? You want to see her from the back.

>implying implications
Cipher died like he lived: being a bitch.

That is the VF-25 Messiah, wearing the Armor Pack for extra protection and firepower. It's from Macross, so it also turns into a giant robot. But why would you want to? It's perfect the way it is.

I like the idea that even the greatest of Evils has at least a spark of Good that can allow them to be redeemed.

>Not posting the Superior CFA-44
This is why I say you have shit taste Belka user.

Yet you murder them anyway if they annoy you.

Well, it's called Smite Evil for a reason...

Your taste is exquisite. Have a plane.

MEME KAT IS CUTE, CUTE.

I go Redemption most of the time actually.
But I'm not perfect. And there are people I subjectively feel that don't deserve redemption, or can't find it.
But it's completely subjective, and I'm not perfect.

Oh my. From Macross, you say?
I want it. I need it! I SHALL HAVE IT! COME AT ME, GIANT ALIENS AND PUNY HUMANS!, THAT BEAUTY WILL BE MINE!

B-but it was just because I only had one of the pics from the wiki...

I just didn't want to disappoint you, user...

Shoji Kawamori is very good at making cool-looking futuristic planes. He's been doing it for the past thirty years, he's gotten a lot of experience at it.

Wow, that choreography got bad after...
Yeah...
I'm sad now.

Macross is an amazing jump: waifus, shipfus, tech to plunder, and adventures to be had.

I love building for it, hate never having enough CP, and am always sad when it's over.

Then you're not justice so stop claiming to be.

Estovakia is strong.

A justice that claims to be perfect is not true justice. Justice admits its flaws and mistakes.

Only injustice is so arrogant as to claim to make no errors.

He's not, but he tries. He legit tries and that's why I don't get on him for it.

Given how last thread went, you have no idea how tempted I am to ask "so who's your next namefag target."

I can see that! You got any more of these designs?
>Amazing plane that turns into an amazing mech
Be still, my beating heart.

He never did.
It was the Anons that gave him the title.
He never asked for it.

>in the end, the only one The Nemesis does not target
>is Tera/Bancho

Where were you when Tera revealed himself to be Mr. Glass?

If we suddenly start liking Tera maybe he'll go after him.

Think about it. An unstoppable mass against an immovable target.

No, not really. Justice is perfect, the people applying it are not.

But he doesn't try when it gets hard, which is the only time it matters. If he tried he'd wouldn't kill people he personally dislikes and he'd treat them as equal whether he hated them or not.

He's the one who continues using it.

The actual Winds come from the Chaos Gate that's part of the setting, so unless you were going to the effort of recreating them I'd guess not.

The perk, post-jump in settings that don't have the Winds, allows you to use temporarily magic when it should be impossible (anti-magic field, dead zone, whatever).

What if every shitpost you ever reacted to was orchestrated by a single person?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm a terrible fucking person. I'm quick to anger and like hurting people far more than is healthy. But I want to be a better person, and put my all into it.I like to think that counts for something.

Thank you guys.

No, I totally took that name for myself. Before I namefaged I constantly talked about JUSTICE in all caps. I named myself Justiceanon because it made talking to people easier.
I got the trip because someone was impersonating namefags.

I'm not "justice" I'm "Justiceanon". As in "The user who won't shut the fuck up about JUSTICE"

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Not all of them, but I wager a good chunk. I know from the angle of other people I'm probably a few.

I think it's just 'the Nemesis' getting bored and using you as a target really.

>"The user who won't shut the fuck up about JUSTICE"
That line made me think of Darkwing Duck for some reason.

I am surprised you aren't a kamen rider.

Hey, with all this nonsense going on, maybe you should be JUSTice user instead. Eh? Eh?

D-don't call those other countries strong user.

Aren't I enough for you?

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>Liking a country that nuked it's own cities

"I am the Jumper who waifus in the night."
"I am the user who won't shut the fuck up about JUSTICE"
"I AM JUSTICCCCCCEANON."

Nah. People poke at me pretty often when I'm actually here. It's all cool. For a while anything I said would be met with "THAT'S NOT JUSTICE". It was funny.

My personalized Power Armor is styled after OOO's Kamen Rider Armor.
I went to both Kamen Rider jumps as a Rider.

Thanks?

I don't get the joke, but I'm slow sometimes.

The shitposter's quite literally just targeting everyone now.

Soon he's going to be griping about somefaggit or SpyroAnon next.

>It was me, /jc/!
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>I can see that! You got any more of these designs?
Sure thing. Have a link to a gallery (with design descriptions, for extra technology porn): macross2.net/m3/m3.html

>Amazing plane that turns into an amazing mech
>Be still, my beating heart.
It gets better. That's only one of TWO mecha forms it can take. Pic related is the other one. The humanoid form is for ground fighting, the plane form is for aerial, and the in-between mecha-plane (called GERWALK, for some obscure reason) is for ground-effect super speed boosts all over the place.

I wish I knew enough about Darkwing Duck to make s Jump for it.

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