Jumpchain CYOA Thread #859: Hogwarts Exchange Programme Edition

They're the critters from R-Type.

How am I a Cripple?

Maybe Later. Not taking requests right now. I just did five jumps a little bit ago.

One Arm is telling you he's going to toss you somewhere bad

I weren't sayin you were the cripple.

Posting again for reasons.

He didn't mean you were a cripple.

It appears to be OA but we can't be 100% on that.

I apparently fail at reading.
Fuck.

Come on. You know you want to.

Do all the final fantasies. and bravely default.

In one run.

Not 13
That shit is WAY too god damn long. I'll do the others later.

>There aren't any Neutral Good or Neutral Evil dragons.
Shit. And Dragon Turtles are probably complete lamers compared to true dragons. I know Wyverns are.

Guess I'm stuck claiming to be Chaotic Good this time.

Good Dragons will ally with anyone of Good Alignment, even if they are of a different sub-type of Good.
Go with Silver Dragons, they are A Best.

I like lawful evil dragons though. Which ones are they?

I've always wondered if his name was a reference to being mamed, or masturbation.
It might be both, but I gotta tell you, that particular combination makes it rather hard to type...

So, I've got a question about the Alucard's Embrace, and the And the Rebel Angel fought back perks. Could I combine the Bloodfort ability with the Hellsing vampire's ability to create familiars from those whose blood he has consumed.

Blues are Lawful Evil last I checked. Not sure about the others.

To create an army of familiars faster, I mean.

T'was me having my arm bitten off by a Krookodile in Pokémans.

And then The Cat (my benefactor) twisting my words earlier before the chain to go "do twice as much with half the tools - what, hands count as tools."

Can Fellow Marauders be Drop-Ins if they're companions and not just nerds I dragged in?

Jumpers have any of you made any ridiculous sorts of builds for Warhammer Fantasy like a Gentleman orc or something?

I can't rule on Hellsing for obvious reasons, but on the eXceed side, it seems like it would work.

Oh, for eXceed's Alchemy, how physical do objects need to be? Specifically, I'm wondering if I could get 'Annihilation' from an Orb of Annihilation, or 'Death' for Mordite?

Yep. They can be Drop-Ins anyway.

Woo! A non-violent way to earn the title Orphan Factory!

I was a Dwarf Slayer with a subservient Tomb Scorpion and Warsphinx.
My wife became a Blood Dragon Vampire, I had a blind Ork and his stunted brother (The Slagshiftas), and an assortment of high elves, lizardmen, and Imperials.

There was already a way to do that
It's call abandoning your kids

Looking up the Sphere (Orb didn't give any results, and pointed to that instead) of Annihilation, it seems like it is closer to the absence of something, rather than an actual object. If that's the case, then I don't think you could use Alchemy on it. But if I'm dead wrong on that and it's an actual physical object, then sure, why not? Last one goes for Mordite too.

Just, don't forget how difficult understanding non-existence or outsider antilife to the degree necessary to break them down into a concept would be, if you can even do so without becoming so alien a being roleplaying your Jumper is impossible.

# Mother box is glaring in envy at the Necron Tomb Spyder, TJ is crying and hugging
me tightly, the Waddle Dee retainers, are huddled to the opposite wall in fear Monique is
dam angry with me, she hasn't used all three mouths to yell at me at the same time in ages, and
is unleashing the fury of at least twice as many sassy black women as she should be able to but
it ends with “and if I find out you cheated on me with one of those pale Sons hos or if you ever
pull crap like this again. We are through, and I will murder you till you stay dead! !”

24. Terra Formars

- 26 years old
- Vagrant
- WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS: Johjo {+0}
- Mutations: Alternate Original Organism Procedure (Hapalochlaena lunulata) {900}, Hidden Potential {800}, Hereditary Base Organism (Alpheus randalli) {600}, Red Surgery {400}, Quiet {Free Vagrant}, Scavenger {Discount, 300}, Number One {Discount, 100}
- Shinies: Operatives' Uniform {Free}, Transformative Serum {0}
- Move On?

"Jo."

"Ke?"

"Johj."

"Kekekeke."

"Jo?"

"Kekekeke!"

We, uh. Need a new Slot 2.

And also a stolen White Lion Cloak.

league of legends

Chronicles of Narnia.

>making zerg fight the johj

They deserve each other.

LoL's not on the drive due to some shit, so after Elona's Narnia suggestion:

X-Men Cinematic Universe.

Hey, if you take Thin-Blooded and companion Ria, and team up with her. Couldn't she just absorb your holy/dark attacks to spam her best stuff all day?

Also, how hardcore is the Undying Lord? Like if you take Leashed as a vamp, is it more like "protect our guys from getting genocided on by the Church," or is she gonna have you destroy all humans or something?

Hm. Okay, so no Sphere of Annihilation then, I think. It's a big blob of Nothingness that destroys everything it comes into contact with. (Could've sworn it was Orb, but that's probably just my memory going wonky again) Will have to look at Mordite more to see if it's viable then... not that well-versed in Dresden Files personally.

Also, I'm pretty sure my jumper is already so warped he's nothing close to how I'm roleplaying him. But whatever, having fun.

Admitting this is a bad idea ahead of time, but how would one go about acquiring the Phoenix Force? Or if that isn't an option at all, how would you best approximate that level of power? Is it all possible pre-Spark?

You don't acquire the pheonix force it acquires you.

Rolled 8 (1d8)

I suppose you're hoping Jesus-Lion will put a stop to the madness?

>1. Worm
>2. Chronicles of Narnia
>3. Madoka Magica
>4. Sly Cooper
>5. SBURB
>6. Minecraft
>7. Pacific Rim
>8. Fate/Jumpchain

No matter who wins, mankind loses.

Queued.

very, it's an angry God after all and you would need a pod for it as well. As for equating its level It pretty much is a sapient angry spark only with psychic power instead of magical power. Also what many said

>8. Fate/Jumpchain

Oh no.

If you roll Fate/Strange Fake, I suggest you buy out into another war, like Fate/Stay or Fate/Zero.

F/SF is getting more and more bullshit by the issue.

The White Phoenix wasn't angry.

And how do you go about making yourself acquirable for the PF?

What happens if it rolls Prototype?

grey goo zergpocalypse?

No, I love this madness. I do want to see the interaction with Jesus-Lion, though.

Be a hot mutant redhead.

>Tomb Scorpion
>A mobile war platform with an ancient High Priest sealed within it's coffin
>following a Dwarf

What

How
Wha

Don't see a problem with that.

Somewhere between the two. Full-on genocide isn't the name of the game, but they're vampires. With the Church trying to exterminate all deviants, they're not going to go all peace and love to try and make amends. Unless you pull some sneaky shit to get a more reasonable person in control of the Church, killing all humans is the inevitable course of action.

Well. You might also kill enough of humanity non-deviants overthrow the Church and beg for their new vampiric overlords' mercy. That's a possibility.

Same. Maybe taking a Background that's almost a thousand years old on my third jump was a bad idea.

Harry Potter
> Origin: Half-Blood [-100CP]
> Wealth: Middle-Class [Get a Freebie!]
> House: Ravenclaw [Rolled1/OBJECTION!]
> Wit Beyond Measure [Get a Freebie!]
> Memory Spell Specialist [-100CP]
> Dedicated [-100CP]
> Occlumency [Get a Freebie!]
> Clean Blooded [-100CP]
> Nonverbal Specialty [-100CP]
> Technomage [-200CP]
> Quidditch Star [-100CP]
> Care of Magical Creatures [-150CP]
> Veela Blood [-200CP]
> Fiendfyre Master [-400CP]
> Wand: Walnut, Dragon's Heartstring [Get a Freebie!]
> Flask of Felix Felicis [-50CP]
> Pet Owl [Get a Freebie!]
> Scenario: Outstanding Student
> Triwizard Champion [Get a Freebie?]
> Prophecy [+100CP]
> Black Sheep [+200CP]
> Prisoner of Azkaban [+300CP]

Once again and still at top place for "most revisions to a build"; in particular I keep switching between wealth classes. The changes are minor enough that I mightn't even post these, but as long as the jump gets reposted... and besides, talking about Harry Potter is fun.
Anyway, I'm still basically the anti-Potter, more or less.

Notably unlike a lot of jumpers I invariably slot this one in pretty well into my chain. Like, "casually blow up Hogwarts if I wanted" late.
Studying mostly consists of memorizing and/or copying literally every book I can get my hands on, including the entire library of Hogwarts. Princess Bride was a great help for that.
That and mind-reading means the OWLs aren't all that hard to get.

And I can make Fiendfyre familiars now, so that's pretty cool.

I meant Fate/Prototype.

Ya know. The one with Male Seibah, alternate Cu, prototype Hercules, the 666th Beast of the Apocalypse.

That's my plan. I just usually like to be neutral for freedom's sake, but the only neutral choices are Dragon Turtles and Wyverns.

Fate/Prototype? Conceivably better to upset that war, all it takes is his infestation forcing the Magus to divide their attention between the rebel family that stole the Grail and the growing horde of Zerglings.

If he goes Servant though... feck, which faction won that war again? Think it was Black?

If he goes Black as a Jumper-class Servant, he's good to win it for his side.

>spoilers

Well, then.

PF is a sentient entity that attaches itself to individuals or group of individuals. It takes over basically turning them into monsters of destruction,

White Pheonix of the Crown was the Pheonix Reborn 150 years after Jean died. All other Pheonixes seem to be assholes.

sorry, not that familiar with the fate settings despite interest.

40k Imperium Jump. Violator of Nullspace, can it nullify magic as well as psychic powers?

And Brogamesh. Can't forget Brogamesh.

Black Team would have won had they not half-assed and let some of the supervisors escape in their alpha strike.

Now Kotoshirou hijacked all Red Team servants, is slaughtering Black like bitches, and is going to become god or something.

Viator, not Violator. It means "traveler". The Violator of Nullspace would be a very different entity.

I'd guess no, as magic and psionics are usually two completely different things.

Maybe? Does it nullify the magic of the servants of Tzeentch?

>going to become a god or something
Isn't that 90% of all anime/manga villains?

Magic and psychic powers in 40k are the same thing.

Well, except maybe that weird magic word language that's in some of the books. That shit is mysterious.

That's Fate/Prototype though.

Which is what I'm suggesting Zergling there deliberately avoid.

You're thinking Apocrypha. Prototype is a seven Servant war from Nasu's early drafts. Notably Heracles' Phantasm there is winning his first twelve battles, Gil is immortal and has ridiculous orbital doom satellite instead of Ea, and the Grail contains Beast, as in the Beast of the Book of Revelations. Not a good place to go. I'd advise Zero or one of the earlier mainline Grail Wars if you want something relatively safe. Third War is also useful because you can prevent the Grail getting corrupted if you know what you're doing. Summoning Berserker there means the slot Angry Mangoes took is filled, so he won't be summoned and you won't have to find some way to circumvent him tainting the Grail upon his death.

Hmm, well then I have to say no, unless the magic you're nullifying is also psionics with a different name.

Ooooh.

... Well Shiet, my bad. I got names mixed up stupidly so.

Best way to survive the SAO helmet?

pastebin.com/bbdbQ8cV

Updated a few perks and gear options, as well as trying to clarify a few things.

The opening has been updated as well.
I'm...starting to be tempted to put in a seperate CP budget for gear considering all the neat toys I wanna put in. But I guess a +800 or +1000 drawback limit would help with that, huh?[/spoilers]

>The Beast of Revelations
...well then. Was he at Biblical power level? Because if I remember right, the Beast was basically immortal and was able to take over the world. That 'd be pretty hard to beat.

Hacking powers. Use your hacking skills to hack the helmet from inside the game.

youtube.com/watch?v=DSCGoefBO7Q

Sburb (REDUX)
> Age: 13 [Rolled3]
> Location: Isolated Mansion In The Woods [Rolled3]
> Origin: Troll Highblood
> Hemospectrum: Violet [Rolled1/OVERRULED!]
> Kingdom: Derse
> Classpect: Thief of Light
> Dream Jumper [-100CP]
> Smooth Sylladex [-200CP]
> Grimdarkness [-600CP]
> YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD > SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH [-100CP]
> Vision Jumpfold: Eightfold [-200CP]
> Mobius Double Reacharound [-400CP]
> Irons In The Fire [Get a Freebie!]
> Seadweller [-100CP]
> You Can't Keep Down The Clown [-300CP]
> Soundtrack/Themesong [-50CP]
> S U C K E R S [-200CP]
> Sylladex, Fetch Modus, And Strife Specibus (XL) [-50CP]
> Alchemy Machines [Get a Freebie!]
> Symbol Shirt [Get a Freebie!]
> Faygo [Get a Freebie!]
> Highblood Jewelry [Get a Freebie!]
> A Copy of ~ATH - A Handbook For The Imminently Deceased [-100CP]
> Catenative Doomsday Dice Cascader [-100CP]
> Mutant: Eightfold [+100CP]
> Crippled (One-Sided) [+100CP]
> Pumpkin Party In Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse [+200CP]
> I Need A Towel [+200CP]
> Void Session [+300CP]
> Fight The Denizen [+600CP]

After getting the super edgy martyr power from eXceed, I thought Grimdarkness was kindof redundant? So I went back to redo my build, and then I thought, "What if I just take all the drawbacks that don't directly inhibit my powers?"
And then I had a bunch of points left over and picked up Grimdarkness anyway.

...
So yeah this is a thing.
I think this might actually be slotted before HP?

Ooh, Timeless Tech looks very nice.

Question, is 000 a singular entity? Because uh, as powerful as a fusion would be, I find the idea of someone else being in my body/mind to be...uncomfortable.

>You might also kill enough of humanity non-deviants overthrow the Church and beg for their new vampiric overlords' mercy. That's a possibility.

That's pretty brutal. Actually, come to think of it, I ... uh, can't think of a less horrible way to unfuck the setting without already being overpowered for it. Trying to be Shrain 2.0 would just get you rekt like Shrain 1.0.

I guess if you're as strong as Ria it'd be feasible to take out the Church's military, and their leadership, and all of their superpowered... child soldiers okay wow this is looking like a pretty dark ten years. I hope freeing Anhel makes things better for this world down the line, at least.

OOO is a single being, as well as Fourze. The Lost Driver is a solo driver, as is the WIP Finale, Lux, and Ancient drivers!
W is the special one here, and the only other driver that works best with fusions is the Prism driver. So, I got you covered fampai.

OOO is a single-person transformation (though if he transforms using the Core Medal containing a Greeed's consciousness, he can summon them sort of like a Stand). W is the one that combines two people into one.

...

did nobody upload the doom 2016 jump into the drive?

Strangely enough, he's not a bad guy, per see.

He was actually a martyr (and maybe a saint?) when he died, and as a Servant, he wants to use the Grail to free humanity from suffering and achieve nirvana and everything.

It's just... he majored, with honor, in Keikaku under Aizen, with a minor in 'For the Greater Good' under Fanon!Dumbledore. So while he's definitely not evil, he's not someone you want as an enemy. Or as an ally. Or as anything related to you in any way, really.

Okay, good to know. So each belt gives their basic equipment set, and the discounted stuff is just the rest of their tools, right-
O-oh, not like that! I meant, uh...
Ummm....

>Okay, good to know. So each belt gives their basic equipment set, and the discounted stuff is just the rest of their tools, right-

For everyone except Fourze.
Fourze has the opposite.
If you buy the "Mysterious Package" itself then you basically get Fourze as he was at the beginning of the show. By getting the Fourze package you get him at pretty much the midseason tier in terms of switches collection.
For everyone except Fourze, that's the case, but for Fourze it's the opposite.

Doom 2016
> Location: Mars; Advanced Research Complex [Rolled3]
> Origin: UAC Researcher
> Mythos Lore [Get a Freebie!]
> Iron Mind [-100CP]
> Cult Occult [-200CP]
> Rise of Lazarus [-300CP]
> The Doom Wiki [Get a Freebie!]
> Gunsmith [-100CP]
> Argent Power [-200CP]
> Argent Cybernetics [-300CP]
> Hellfire [-100CP]
> Prophecy of the Seraphim [-300CP]
> Pistol [Get a Freebie!]
> Crate of Guns [-100CP]
> Hologram Grenade [Get a Freebie!]
> DOOT [+100CP]
> Too Late [+200CP]
> Exoskeleton [+400CP]

So, anyway, here's a jump I HAVEN'T posted yet. I actually went back and discovered that hey we have a REGULAR Doom Jump, and so I made a build for that, but it basically just consists of "I took the two weapons that run off electricity because I can make electricity", and isn't really interesting beyond that.
I probably left as soon as I was given the option.

So, anyway, the new one. The great thing about an apocalypse is that nobody cares if you steal all the shit everyone left lying around. So prettymuch everything on Mars belongs to me now.

Again, Exoskeleton will probably sync up really well with that Martyr perk! Y'know. What with the constant excruciating pain and all.
I might need painkillers, actually. Like, a lot of them.

If I meet Doom Guy, I'll probably just hand him a gun and stay the fuck out of his way. Not like I want to stop him. I'm not allied with the demons.
Fuck that.

So, yeah. Murder demons, get tech. Pretty straightforward...!

Looks good, through a drawback Denizen's a pretty stronk enemy to make. But you said you were taking HP late in your chain, so I suppose that's possible to do?

Think this is the first time someone actually took a Troll background too?

>DOOT

How'd you deal with that?

I grabbed it for the psionic discount. Ended up as a mustardblood too, which is made even better by being a tech nerd and taking the endgame option that sticks me in canon.

>Guardians of Ga’Hoole - 578
Location: The Forest Kingdom of Ambala
Background: Drop-In
Species: Not An Owl (Black Cat)
Drawbacks: Pyrophobia (+100), The Ground Is Dangerous (+200), Yeeping (+200), War of the Ice Claws Veteran (+100)
Final Point Count: 1,600 CP

Perks:
-Instinct (Free)
-Nurse-maid (Free)
-Prehensility (Upgrade)
-Chaw (Weather Interpretation)
-Colliering Chaw
-Ryb of Blacksmithing

Items and Companions:
-A History of Ga’Hoole (Free)
-Ember
-Seed of Ga’Hoole
-Mu Metal Supply
-Import (200 CP)

Hlep.
I am made of fire.
Screaming. ENDLESSLY SCREAMING.
OH GOD WHY DID I DO THIS.

> Think this is the first time someone actually took a Troll background too?
I'm surprised, given the ridiculous hype they used to get. People dressing up as trolls and all.
But then, Veeky Forums is a completely different audience, so maybe it's actually the other way around, where people are avoiding it due to hype backlash. Or maybe I'm overthinking it and people just like the other perks better.
Personally, I like collecting altforms of all types, so I was actually a little sad the first go around, just for that.

The Denizen's pretty horrifying, but I don't think I actually have to kill it so much as survive. I'm in a Void Session that ends in ten years, after all.
But I might be wrong. Or perhaps the Denizen is frightening enough that even just running from it is a horror. I dunno, I didn't read the webcomic that makes War N' Peace look like Pat The Bunny in terms of verboseness.
Regardless, if I can build some robots and monsters for backup, I don't think it's impossible.
I mean maybe I'll just roll lucky on the Dice Cascader, who knows?
I might go back and drop Grimdarkness, but I'm not sure. If I do, it's probably not worth reposting again, unless there's a major rewrite. Again, redundant at this point.

Anyway, mostly I picked Highblood for Can't Keep Down The Clown, which is just the BEST. I love high end durability perks, and I love bleedmore perks, and this is both. It's great.

> How'd you deal with that?
It acts as an extremely early warning system for demons, for one, so mostly it involved murdering demons. Lots and lots of demons.

However, in Johnny Test I also created a selective sound silencer (god damn whiplash), aided by my mastery of sound and acoustics I picked up in Captain Planet (My villain power was NOISE), which I can key to any sounds I deem inappropriate. In a certain radius of the effect, the sound is blocked, creating a perceptible "mute effect" where there wasn't one before, sortof like when TV censors a word through muting.

It's a little distracting if you don't know what's happening, actually, but otherwise much preferable.

How does this work?

Your Denizen actually just sits there in its chamber all the time until you piss it off, but the drawback wouldn't mean shit if you didn't have to face them in that case. Given that you're probably over 40 jumps in, they're pretty much guaranteed to be Yaldabaoth. Also, unless you've stacked fate-breaking perks, they'll know exactly what you're going to do and how, and attempting to break free from fate will see the universe itself just kind of fold in on you.

Yeah, have fun.

25. Fate/Jumpchain

- Location: Fate/Apocrypha {900}
- 23 years old
- Drop-In
- Mutations: Magic Circuts {1 free}, Self-Control {Free}
- Shinies: Magic Core {300}, Stronger Servant {0}
.................................
Servant Supplement

- Master: Generic Master
- Class: Jumper
- Team: Black
- SP: 1300
- Stats: Strength A {1100}, END A {900}, LUK A {700}, AGI A {500}
- Class Skill: Magic Resistance A {400}
- Personal Skill: Independent Action A+ {50}
- Noble Phantasm: Anti-Unit (Self), Creep Spreader B {1 free C, +1 rank, 0}
.................................
- Move On?

"There were so many, like an endless school of fish. As if a thousand crabs crawling all over, there were too many to count with certainty. First their Master screamed. Then he laughed. Then he screamed again."

Who wants to bet some of the Red Team Masters will end up infested?

What could possibly save us now?

Oh God, send a new Slot 8. Just... just.