How would your standard fantasy world function if it had magic, dragons, kingdoms, and all of that jazz, except that it follows cheap poorly-written romance novel logic?
How would your standard fantasy world function if it had magic, dragons, kingdoms, and all of that jazz...
Hudson Sullivan
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Jaxson Roberts
Explain cheap poorly-written romance novel logic.
Nathan Gray
Imagine generic hentai plot minus the hentai.
Kevin Hernandez
Go to fanfiction.net and do a search by tags fantasy+romance.
Benjamin Lee
Nobody is REALLY evil, all it takes is a Proper Woman's Love to tame even the foulest of beasts.
Jordan Johnson
Even the literal beasts such as hounds or wild horses?
Jordan Williams
nobody talks, just exchanges quips and silences filled with sexual tension
Henry Taylor
I see you've read my work!
Jacob Jenkins
My game would fall apart because there would be an influx of girls into the group, we'd all get laid, and no longer need RPGs as outlets for our frustrated sex drives.
Nicholas Bennett
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Ayden Smith
I'd start with this system and go from there.
I normally like my games a bit less "Women must swoon and be useless", but this is poorly written romance logic, so it makes sense.
Landon Lewis
I dunno, man, you tell me.
David Torres
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Jacob Taylor
>Without the hentai
Have you even opened a trashy romance novel before? I've got one here called "The Love Slave" and it intimately describes the main character losing her virginity, getting trained in the acts of sex, and getting sodomized.
Daniel Hughes
Author?
Jace Gray
Does Lady Fuckingham count as trashy?
I mean, Oscar Wilde was rather classy gentleman.
Jackson Cox
Bertrice Small.
I also recall reading another one where the protagonist graphically gives her male savior a sloppy blowjob after surviving a boat sinking near a deserted island.
Nicholas Bennett
Nothing can really beat Chuck Tingle.
Eli Morales
My girlfriend has mountains of these books. They always get her in the mood.
Elijah Sanchez
It's not enough. We have to go deeper.
It runs on the logic of this abomination.
Kevin Cooper
>minus the hentai.
I hate it when people come here who haven't read any bodice rippers or porn fantasy novel series. Whenever they're good, they deliver a great combination of a fun novels and pls, my erection can only get so hard.
Though the Fantasy ones tend to go towards the Mary Sueish.
But I'd honestly play a game based on some De Sade novel on some sort of modified Count Munchhausen system where you have to argue whatever BS you're trying to pull with a neckbeardish, euphoric monoloug and your success is determined by how many hats are tipped to ya.
Hudson Ramirez
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Nathan Diaz
Chuck Tingle is a treasure to the world of literature.
Kayden Rivera
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Owen Hughes
Easton Ramirez
Any fantasy porn you can recommend? Preferably in audiobook form?
Nathan Reed
My characters all end up a lot happier.
Wyatt Thomas
It would pretty much be A Dance With Rogues
Landon King
>that progression of meta tingle
>that last book title
I think I found my next CoC campaign.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Why even ask the question?
There are literally hundreds of these books already written.