The Emperor, blessed be His name, has ended his 10,000 years of silence and has contacted you telepathically...

The Emperor, blessed be His name, has ended his 10,000 years of silence and has contacted you telepathically. You hear within your mind a mighty voice, which says to you.....

#Trump2016

I need to pee!

here come dat boi

>What we need to do is build a wall around The Eye of Terror to keep all those heretics out of our Imperium

I fucked your mom last night.

Shit was cash.

>is your fridge running?

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING STUPID

'Just let me die.....'

Ultramarines are really gay

"9 Days."

His many secrets, including the secret of how to create female primarchs.

Convert the orcs. I'll get better.

you're waifu a shit

And we should make Abbadon the Despoiler pay for it

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Gas the kikes race war now

Hold the door.

Also, from now on commissar caps shall be red and have "MAKE TERRA GREAT AGAIN" embroidered on them.

What is this a reference to?

>Get gud feget.

"Wow, that was some good shit. How long was I out?"

>I have so many things to complain about

"For the love of god can someone please scratch my nose"

"Guys you should make some female space marines"

"Magnus did nothing wrong"

The Space Corgies need to calm down

Cut off Guillimans life support

...WE ARE AGONIZINGLY ALONE

My Lord, truly you are a god, for it turns out Guilliman had been healing in stasis, and when we shut the field off he had healed enough to stabilize.

Praise be to the Emperor for returning one of his sons to us!

Stop picking your nose.

Bring me TP. I need TP for my bungholio

TAU NEED TO GIT GUD AT MELEE

"EVERYONE MUST GO FUCK THEMSELVES"

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Hitler did nothing wrong

o shit waddap

'ERE COMEZ DAT ORK, OI ZOG WADDAP