The amazonian priestesses have compleated their spell, and released their super weapon!

>The amazonian priestesses have compleated their spell, and released their super weapon!

What is their super weapon; Veeky Forums?

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Feminism.

a jar of period blood

Bees.

First post best post.

Feminism.

NOT THE BEES!

White walkers

A GIANT WOMAN!

My God.

Those monsters.

Whelp, the world is fucked.

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All of the enemy's genders are reversed; suddenly, all across the land, all the men are now women, and the women are all mem.

This throws the traditonally patriarchy based society into a mess, as not only are all of the kingdoms soldiery now far weaker/unfamiliar in their bodies, they also now make up a large section of the breeding population. By fielding them, they run the risk of destorying the next generation. This also creates a variety of social problems as, now that the king's a woman, is he now the king? Who leads the household? The former males or the current ones?

This also leaves the kingdom open to attack from rivals, ensuring the Amazons survival.

>What is their super weapon; Veeky Forums?
Futa.

Freed from the need for men to procreate, nothing will stop the tide of warrior womyn soon to flood out of their jungle homes, and weak, stupid, inferior men will all be slaughtered, leading to paradise on earth.

The world is consumed in plant life for the amazons to take over the world and enslave all men.

Dominated this thread straight away.

>What is their super weapon; Veeky Forums?

Its kinda odd with this current "political climate" Amazon shit is barely to be seen.

Its a win for both sides you get strong warrior women.


and I get fetish fuel

Strong women threaten "strong womyn", by not subscribing to their bullshit and exposing it for what it is.

I dont really know much about Amazonian "lore" since alot of settings barely use them but arent they women who dont want to be ruled by men and want to take control of there own lives or something?

their floating severed right tits.

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In Greek myths they were a tribe of warrior women who almost beat the shit out of Hercules.

Came here to post this.

Ancient Aztec Gods of Gitness.

Should make a Delta Green campaign about a squad going into an amazon controlled forest or some shit.

It turns all the men in the world into Shotas.

This crashed headfirst into my magical realm pretty fast.

Well the amazons are still Futa's. Take that as you will.

This just sounds like that Kids Next Door episode where they were broken into the Boys Next Door due to the adult women turning the shotas into lolis.

What bullshit? The "bullshit" that strong characterization isn't about fetishizing brute force, but about portraying women as fully-developed people with agency?

I wonder how fetishized amazonian sex objects are meant to disprove that.

Okay, not really. Anti-feminists hate things because it's their default emotion, not because of logic.

I don't remember that.

I think he means women being physically inferior is an issue and that actual strong women who actively make themselves physically better/equal to men means they take agency into their own hands in ways that they can actively control. Essentially admitting inherent weakness and actively reducing/eliminating it via proactivity.

This is a usual conclusion to reach as they view women using political machinations as the "easy" way to success for their gender and as such not actively striving for actual equality but the tumblr style of "equality".

This obviously comes down purely to opinion and beliefs and no amount of either side debating will change the opposing party's opinions as both are firmly cemented in their ways.

>What bullshit?
They would be fit instead of tubby

KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY

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It was some episode

Ah fuck, beat me to it.

Gotta have one of them die to a giant anaconda though.

Make it set during the Vietnam war and im sold

>This is a usual conclusion to reach as they view women using political machinations as the "easy" way to success for their gender and as such not actively striving for actual equality but the tumblr style of "equality".
The style which involves women actually being treated like men, as opposed to the style which just fetishizes warrior women and declares sexism "over"?

>This obviously comes down purely to opinion and beliefs and no amount of either side debating will change the opposing party's opinions as both are firmly cemented in their ways.
It's actually about facts. The fact of the matter is that one style involves portraying women and men with equal personhood, and the other doesn't. They aren't mutually exclusive, but the amazon fetishists aren't disproving anything.

A thrown rock.

It's a really big one.

The Koro Plague.

>Delta Green campaign
>Middle of Vietnam War
>CCR Blaring
>Snake-men
>Giant man-eating sneks
>Experimental chemical weapons
>Illegal USSR/USA human experimentation
>Veit Cong everywhere
>Perfect

Some things money can't buy, for other things there Delta Green.

Amazons are more '80s second-wave feminism.

realmofzhu.blogspot.com.au/2013/04/amazonia-archeoideology.html

My dick

>>What is their super weapon; Veeky Forums?
Sentient and sapient versions of toys from Bad Dragon.

Me too.

THIS.
But with more fangs, a few dicks and lots of tits.
Think something that could eat forgotten beasts for breakfast.

Who is that porn star?

>Man eating plant life
>Undead warlord trying to come back to life
>Amazon in the jungle who either will ask for help or kill you on sight
>Aliens for reasons

A paranormal Vietnam game would be the tits

youtube.com/watch?v=bZLA41paSsA

>TFW you thought it couldn't get better, and then it does.

Pretty sure it would be easy just take Delta Green but its set in Vietnam as your part of the U.S. Fringe Science special forces team how does "Howling Commandos " sound? Or to generic?

A massive, angry, fucking chicken, with a civil war revolver.

Two sources of inspiration for this campaign:

scp-wiki.net/the-coldest-war-hub
>Details regarding the Special Talents units, or “Spectrals” are exceedingly difficult to come by, but any old Indochina hand knows that in mentioning only their intelligence functions the General far understates the extent of their activities in the field. No doubt the men of the 388th Independent Special Company would not recognize the character of their operations in that limited description.

>Out in the jungle bear-clawed women hunt the Viet Cong through their own tunnels for hours before emerging. Airborne commandos on interdiction patrols carry weapons which calcify their targets in the blink of an eye. Villages suspected of sheltering the enemy are plastered in napalm that collects itself into a moving mass of fire and waits for survivors to emerge from cover before flaring back into life.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/VivereMilitareEst
>in the democratic nations, you can donate your body to the military to be converted to a revenant after death.

>“You’re quite a runner.” The Crimson Company foot-soldier balanced his machete behind his head with a languid air. “I may just have to add your eyes to my collection- you’ve earned it little man. What do you think Victor Charlie?”

A second cultist emerged silently from the brush, a dark-skinned Vietnamese man in the garb of a local villager. Victor Charlie grunted and gestured with his own weapon to the prostrate Frenchman’s face.

A deadly Amazon BEE attack. My God.

A Plague.

A Plague spread by whores who are trained spies.

A Plague which has carriers who infect others but are immune.

Good god.

Phantom Snu Snu

I can dig I fucking love this board

>Koro is a culture-specific syndrome in which an individual has an overpowering belief that his or her genitalia are retracting and will disappear

>A Plague spread by whores who are trained spies.
>A Plague which has carriers who infect others but are immune.

Okay, if someone mixes these two, I'm genuinely scared.

I didn't see any mention of an attack womb so far.

>Transmetropolitan

I'm still bitter I got tricked into reading this trash by Veeky Forums

And in case someone has lived in a cave the last 20 years or so she is totally an amazon.

But user, you just did.

>I'm still bitter I got tricked into reading this trash by Veeky Forums

It was very much a product of the 90s. So much so it feels more dated than some stuff written decades earlier, which is why I think a lot of modern readers are disappointed by it.

...But at the time it was fucking amazing. It tapped into the cultural zeitgeist and where we thought the world was headed in a way that's difficult to understand in retrospect.

Don't forgot fabulous poses.

a giant living Greek sculpture