A family of dark eldar has recently moved to your neighborhood

A family of dark eldar has recently moved to your neighborhood.

What do, Veeky Forums??

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That sounds like a sitcom premise.

Shut the fuck up about dark eldar nobody cares.

Try not to kick my ball into their garden.

Get out at night with some of my human neighbors and leave a flaming Aquila in their yard. Their kind ain't welcome round these parts.

Move out

> I BET THEY HAVE HUUUGE GUTS

Pretty much.

WEES GOTTA KILLEM FO DADDY EMPORORROR!

So that's why the dog no has a human face, I found my son skinned and 5 minutes ago a Mandrake tried to eat me!
I thought it was the Mormons again.

Stand my ground.

Get a CC

this guy gets it, ELM faggots be damned.

Riiight, cuz heaven forbid that elf try eating skittles anywhere near you.
Bake 'em some orange blossom cookies.
Nobody but nobody can be moody, depressed, or angry when munching those.

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>I thought it was the mormons again

The same thing we do every night, Pinky.

We try to conquer the world.

Invite them and the Slaaneshi family from a couple houses down to dinner. Make sure not to inform either of them about the extra guests.

>Bake 'em some orange blossom cookies
This.
And after that, do >I thought it was the Mormons again
Almost lost it, sir.

Why I offer them A beer like a good neighbor.

Same thing I do when a family of dark anything moves into my neighbourhood. I leave.

>dark eldar
>family
>implying that such a thing is even possible

REV UP THOSE MELTAS, CUASE I SURE AM HUNGRY FOR SOME ROASTED XENOS.

>sitcom
That's a funny way of spelling pr0n.

Will you give them a well done steak alongside it?

But what if these panzees are sick enough for this? And having sex in missionary position?

Call in reinforcements.

How can you have incestuous murdersex orgies without a family, user?

>hurr durr what are trueborn?

Scream in abject terror and leave existence so that they can't get me.

So is this like the Dark Eldar version of Married With Children?

walk up to there front door and teach them about the religion of peace

show them how humanity is the superior race when it comes to fucked up shit

touché anons

>bombs internally
Made me think of this
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