Cursed swords

Naw, that was tonal magic. Fucking curved swords can cut through atoms.

I'd like to make a club out of these swords.
Also, these swords are usually wielded by their blades, as holding them properly by the handle actually cuts you with their "blunt sharpness".

To keep your wrist from being sliced off.

>Also, these swords are usually wielded by their blades, as holding them properly by the handle actually cuts you with their "blunt sharpness".

>break the swords on a rock or something
>enjoy your vorpal sword hilts

>the blade unsheathe emits a blinding light
>even on the wielder

The quillions act as a grip when the sword is inverted and held almost like a tonfa. Baat cham dao are are meant to be used with a very specific set of wing chung forms, that is a sort of hybrid of unarmed fighting and fencing

>Sabatons that let the user move with increased agility and speed
>No matter how much you check and clean them, as soon as you put them on you can always feel a small pebble inside pressing against the bottom of your foot

>Magic potion that vastly increases your intelligence
>Until the potion expires, you're unable to say anything without a sickeningly smug tone

>Bag of Holding
>The inside always feels moist and fleshy, like you're reaching into an open wound. None of the items are affected, but you can't help but shudder when you reach in and feel something wriggle

>Clay bowl that summons a filling meal every day
>It's something you don't like. It's perfectly edible and well made, but the dish is just something that you don't personally find appetising

>Enchanted spear that pierces through the mightiest of armor with ease
>Looks like a sharpened wooden stick. Works functionally the same as a regular spear, but everyone will be wondering why a mighty adventurer like you is using a sharp stick

>Potion of invisibility
>Doesn't affect your clothing or equipment

>Gem encrusted bottle that periodically replanishes itself with a potion of healing
>Whenever you drink it, a disembodied voice tells you exactly how long it's been since you last visited your mother and/or father

>Magic hat that makes you irresistibly charismatic
>Everyone gets your name wrong

The quillions can be used to trap an opponents blade if the try to parry. One of the basic moves for butterfly swords is to perform a simple thrust with the flat of the blade held level so that the quillon faces the direction of opponents blade. If they attempt to parry your sword away with their own it creates a window of opportunity to catch their blade and twist yours vertically to trap theirs horizontally between the blade and quillon of the butterfly sword.

Basically you provoke your opponent into trying to defend a thrust when really you're trying to get his sword into a position where you can trap it.

>>Enchanted spear that pierces through the mightiest of armor with ease
>>Looks like a sharpened wooden stick. Works functionally the same as a regular spear, but everyone will be wondering why a mighty adventurer like you is using a sharp stick
someone post the oglaf strip

That's a pretty cool effect to be honest.

But why would it be useful?

just close your eyes when you unsheathe you blade. Anyone looking at you when you do so will be dazzled and you will have just blinked

Either it split the atom or just sliced through the ground all the way to the bedrock. I believe they left it unclear.

>A suit of armor that seems rather exceptionally crafted.
>When worn initially nothing happens, but as soon as the wearer makes any kind of deal, oath, or promise the armor cannot be removed until it is completed and until then it shall grow heavier and more burdensome with each day.

>cursed zweihander deals necrotic damage to all that touch the handle/hilt
>hilt has spiked fleur tips
>has to be wielded by the blade while in its scabbard like a warpick

...wait. Does that mean that atoms in TES are made of straight lines?

you don't even need a scabbard to do that

Not everyone has those kinds of gauntlets, m8

The sword doest even have to be sharp, you're hitting people with the hilt

youtube.com/watch?v=vwuQPfvSSlo

also this

>I swear I shall remove this armour as soon as possible.
Results?

>Blacksmith! Turn these swords into hammers.

I suppose being trapped in it forever just means you're really slow at removing it.

Even better if the bag has mournful googly eyes.

>cursed set of 20-sided dice
>have a 5% chance of letting HORRIBLE / AWESOME things happen

>cursed polearm
>the more you brag about it , the less wieldy it gets

>Cursed Purse
>You cannot open it unless you are going to spend the money buying needs such as food, clothing, water, and shelter.
>Any such attempt at grabbing more money results in the purse shutting right before your hand enters and refusal to open unless you're going to buy needs.
>It's still your money in there.

... Toilet brush?

oh man imagine if there were tales of a legendary polearm that people in the area just would not shut up about, and by the time someone gets it it's about as effective as a wet cardboard tube from all the bragging the people did about the original owner.

>melt them down
>reforge them into clubs
gg no re

You have no blade on a club, and therefore no dull blade.
You just made a great item into a normal club.

>Enchanted spear that pierces through the mightiest of armor with ease
>Looks like a sharpened wooden stick. Works functionally the same as a regular spear, but everyone will be wondering why a mighty adventurer like you is using a sharp stick
This one is amazing though. Nobody will ever waylay you for a being a brigand as you've merely got a pointed walking staff when it's also an incredibly potent weapon

Wrong, the blades/edges are like circumferential lines on a sphere.
You'd have infinite number of edges on a club, they'd all just be infinitely thin and rendered infinitely dull since there's no distance between them and the edge next to it.

If your DM is a sane man and doesn't allow this genius idea incarnate, then you just reforge it into a Flanged Mace, where each of the small flanges would be a blade, crushing and slicing your enemies at the same time!
Buy now while supplies last!

My game has a recurring blade the DM loves, Noxbrand. Thick fog billows out from the blade if unsheathed, weaving the blade through it all controls the direction.
So a thief could unsheath it in a hallway, direct the fog at the guards, and slip by unseen.

>Naw, that was tonal magic. Fucking curved swords can cut through atoms.
First of all, Shehai Shen She Ru is not the same thing as the Pankratosword. Second of all, the word "atomos" is used literally, as in "that which is unbreakable". They're talking about the Earth Bones, not actual atoms.

No, but it does mean that if you have a sharp enough knife, you can cut the laws of physics.

From viking myth
>The sword Tyrfing is awesome good at killing people
>Downside is every time it's drawn it must taste human blood before it can be sheated
>If noenemy is present the wielder goes into berserker fury and cuts the nearest person
>Real bummer if your bro looks at it and says 'cool sword!' and draws it before you can say no.

don't mess with infinity logic
really fucked up ship happens when you fuck around with that
like 1+2+3+4...= -1/12

club like that would most likely cause universe to disintegrate

>club like that would most likely cause universe to disintegrate
Nah, just whatever touches it.
How do you think Spheres of Annihilation are made user?

>mfw Redguards literally "cuuuuuurved sword" their way to nuclear fission

There's a softcap to its sharpness, in that once it can cut through sufficiently dense material with no resistance it'd never get any blunter. You'd never accidentally split the atom or anything, but if you dropped them they would cut right through anything they hit. And you'd never be able to sheathe them; you'd have to magnetize them to make them stay in place.

>Gem encrusted bottle that periodically replanishes itself with a potion of healing
>Whenever you drink it, a disembodied voice tells you exactly how long it's been since you last visited your mother and/or father

What if your parents are dead?

Or you just have so many edges, but they all touch at once, causing the same effect as a normal mace.

Then you can never reset the timer.

Also, it tells you in seconds, spoken by the voice of Tay Zonday.