Favourite flavor texts thread? Favourite flavor texts thread

Favourite flavor texts thread? Favourite flavor texts thread.

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God, this is fucking shit.

Literally anythingredients quoting Braids or Jaya Ballard. In such a serious world, it'seems nice to find people with a sense of humor.

You wasted quints for this cringey piece of shit?

You wasted you time for making salty points about quints?

This one is excellent

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>ITT: spot the newfag

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I guess I'll post recent examples rather than ones everyone has seen before.

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The text just works so well with the art. Even if this is flagrantly against the color pie, I love it

Heh. Red gets a 1 mana 3 burn and green gets a 1 mana 1 burn. I don't see a problem here.

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That one is probably my favorite too.

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A classic

I loled

Level up seriously should have been more developed

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Step aside, faggots.

Still #1 flavor text.

>tfw the BfZ block will forever be shit
>Ula and Kozi is fucking dead
>They'll probably kill off Emmy too
At least we got some good art

>Flagrantly breaks colour pie
>Strictly worse effect in allied colour

Fuck off Mari

I feel like the only one who actually likes this one

I do love cards that so closely tie the mechanics to the flavor.

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create your your own cp cards with Lightshot (i think this a fan art

youtu.be/7uXCfDRddC0?t=846
I always read that to the tune of this part of Cygnus X-1 by Rush

Timed URL didn't work, part of the song I'm referencing is at 14:05

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So fucking good. Anyway, here's a recent one I like.

This card basically only exists for flavor.