The young nobleladies on the street tease your character for having hodgepodge...

>the young nobleladies on the street tease your character for having hodgepodge, non-color-coordinated magic items looted from dead people and musty dungeons

>they flaunt their haute couture magic items which are stronger in matched set

I swear to come back when I'm ready to out-bling each and every single one of them!

you only started the thread to post the picture
if you've got more, post it
if you don't, just fuck off

and everyone fucking hated item sets

I show them my dick.

Sure, their items might be stronger, but can they use them?

It's a well known fact that magic items can only be used by virgins, pure in heart and soul - and everybody knows what nobles are like behind closed doors.

Heresy. Two of the girls in the bottom row both have jellyfish-themed apparel. Their visual motifs are overlapping. Isn't this the kind of thing you have a conference to avoid before going out as a group?

And thus begins the noble quest of the bling-o-mancer!

I raise a single eyebrow at them and go about my business. Who cares what a bunch of dumb kids think, noble or not?

Enjoy your unhappy political marriage to someone much older and unattractive, dumb whores.

Fashion Souls was a mistake

I tell them the last time I tried to find equipment sets was in Diablo 2 and that it was awful. Also ask if any of the are hiring. Gotta buy that mythril sword somehow.

>you will never be a qt grill
>you will never be into /cgl/

There were magic item sets with matched set synergy in 2e, 3.5, and 4e.

>last time I tried to find equipment sets was in Heroes 3 and that it was awesome

Also far worse problem of Diablo 2 were Rune Words.

>at least you'll never be a faggot...right?

>>/lgbt/

everyone knows a hodgepodge of runewords and uniques were the superior option in d2, anyways

Maybe there were but we never used those. I'm referring to myself personally, not in general. I know plenty of things used item sets.

I just loaded up my weapon with poison gems as a druid and used werewolf form to stack the damage to insane degrees.

Actually it was Tal runes that I used for posion, not emeralds. Sorry, been forever since I played.

Bitchslap and sexually dominate them, as is the custom for us amazons.

How dare they criticize my enchantee sleeveless leotard.

>best part about Dank Souls
>a mistake
user pls

>they flaunt their haute couture magic items
So, basically TWEWY?

A bunch of low level nobles decked out with magical outfits does not phase me. Perhaps their garments will protect them from the common housecat.

Awww yeah, TWEWY. Lemme see if I got this right.

Clockwise from top (right)...

Natural Puppy
Wild Boar
Mus Rattus
D+B
Tigre Punks
Lapin Angelique
Dragon Couture
Hip Snake
Pegasso
Sheep Heavenly
Jupiter of the Monkey
Pavo Real

And of course, in the center, there's CAT.

I cast antimagic circle and punch the shit out of those smug little bitches.

I laugh and then let the Orc horde into the city, razing it

My Warpsmith cackles maniacally, detonates his Psyke-out grenade and proceeds to disembowel them with his multiple Mehcatendrils

Make a snide remark about their lacking boorish etiquette.

me on the bottom right

>Cat
I think you mean Gatito

True.

My bad.

Teach them the same lesson I taught groups wizard. All your fancy magic doesn't amount to shit when you can't cast it after I break your fucking hands and dislocate your jaw.

I would assume it was intentional on the part of one of them.

She found out that the other girl was going to wear something with a jellyfish motif, and decided to upstage her with an even more fabulous jellyfish outfit, thereby triggering some classic "who wore it better" bitchy drama.

...

"Oh please, those are all so last season! But I guess there's no point in you wearing anything newer since I've got all your boyfriends wrapped around my finger~"

>Magical Noblewomen pissing match
Shit, I'd play it.

>But I guess there's no point in you wearing anything newer since I've got all your boyfriends wrapped around my finger~
Oh, snap.

>But I guess there's no point in you wearing anything newer since I've got all your boyfriends wrapped around my finger~
>noblewomen
>boyfriends
>implying proper noblewomen do not engage in the ancient art of y/u/ri
Enjoy your Chads, I guess.

...why am I in a city?

On a side note; my armor and equipment is pretty much bleached caliche red at this point. So technically it is all matching.

>Cloak of the Undead King
>Armor of the Damned
And the best part is how they can be both equipped in the same time

It's a tribute to the good ol' days.

>Implying my character wears anything else than proper gear
>Implying the gear is not in the top shape and condition all of the time when outside of combat
>Implying the gear is equal with clothes
>Implying my character has only one set of clothers
>Implying I'm not using party's resources to roll in style
>Implying I'm not the only character in the party treated seriously by autorities and such

>i'veseenthings.txt

Except my set is matched and was such since before they were born.
Silly humans. Only recently developing sense of fashion which was known to the elves since the dawn of ages and being proud of it as a child learning new word.
Oh, and there is still a BIG space for improvement in their attire, actually

They can shut the fuck up. They're just bitter because I'm rolling in stat boosts and pussy alike

Well this confirms so much about Elves.

But as a Paladin of Total Warfare if they think that they can advise me on how to improve my visual theme, well I appreciate the value in psychological warfare and having your enemy flee in terror before you need to fight.

So advise away little mammals. Tell me how I can look more like the avatar of absolute justice, and devistation.

hui pidor

Oh, thank you~!

Please, boys are for buying you things and carrying heavy stuff. All men are dogs that come panting to obey the slightest hope of getting some. As for that trashy lot, I can smell the fish from here, and I don't mean the docks three streets down. If they want to play that game, they'll have to come crawling and beg me for help, starting with a good bath and scrubbing for each of them. Of course, it's not my fault if they're dumb enough to come dressed and their lame outfits are ruined by the wash~

Excuse me soft skin? You seem to think my armor would devolve in water. This mirror polished plate is designed to handle liquids on purpose. See this serrated great sword, it's more than intimidating it splatters gore all over, especially all over my armor making me more terrifying leading more sinners to repent least I strike them down. This works because the blood stands out so well against high Polished steel.

My cape is supposed to look like this it's the flag of my enemy that I mock and defiled . The worse it looks the more my goblin foes know that hold them in utter contempt.

Though the severed heads might not do well in the water, they might dissolve, they are not as fresh as I would like I admit.

And this sword is nearly as wide as your hips and almost as tall as you, how does this go against my theme? Do I not look frightening to you soft skin, wouldn’t you want a Paladin like me to be leading the charge in your battles?

I guess I leave them alone and go on of my quest. And if they are too annoying, I cast fist...

Are you a girl?

>noblewomen
Now tell me - who you are and who you were, how much am I being paid?
Take it easy, R, E, L, A, X, would you like to have something to drink?
To tell you the truth, in this contract, I don't care about anything except me.
I just want the cash transferred to my account, 'cause it'll make me feel alright.

Oh how sad, a brute of a girl who'd rather have been a man. Or perhaps a masochist? How often do you fantasize about those goblins dragging you down and tearing off that armor? How badly doyou wish for them to make you a morale officer until you get promoted to broodmother?

As for paladins, you lack the social graces of those knights, and are left as naught but a filthy dog. But... if this bitch can beg nicely, I may be convinced to clean you up and even allow that tongue of yours a treat once in awhile~

What do you think?

I realize none mammal biology must be difficult for you soft skin, but I don't wish I am a male...I am one.

>tfw was only wearing these because i was living on an adventurer's pay
I mean, come on, why would i wear this by choice? Clearly it wasn't enough to save the previous owners
Offer help if they need it, in exchange for the name of their supplier and the gold to afford it

Your mother is a courtesan of lowest caliber who enjoys serving the commoners, and your father is a serf who gorges himself upon the canine members.
I am baffled how someone with such abysmal fashion sense like you was even allowed here.
And now my esteemed guards shall escort you out of here.
>tips bicorne
Good day, m'lady.

Mirror polished plate? Greatsword? A cape? If you're trying to imply that you are a dragon you had best lose the props, they... rather give you away as far, far less than the regal beast you dare to imitate. As for being male? You can wish it all you like, won't make you any more of a man. I mean, I may have a spell for that... but why waste it on you?

Seneschal, you will acquire a new set of colour co-ordinated Magical Items for me, I will not be disgraced in such a way.

Furthermore, you will introduce me to their fathers, and if any of them have them, their betrothed, I have some families to break up.

Dragonborn, we are considered the least of the intelligent dragons by our Nobel realitives because our magical powers and strength are below that of even the hybrids of their mighty blood and softskins.

Oh? Well, I must admit that such humility wasn't what I expected of you. I had no quarrel with you before, just those haughty girls eho seem to think they are above those of actual competence. You and your kin are among those my goddess teaches us to revere, even if a few among you are... misguided.

run and cry, then start being more conscious about how stupid my inventions look

Speaking of, does anyone need the help of a sorcerer?

I am happy to hear I could give you a pleasant surprise then. Though I am curious about this goddess of yours. I would like to learn more.

>wearing that

Sure, lady of the night.

Mm, that does offer us a puzzle then. The lady I serve goes far back with dragons, perhaps to their very creation. Yet now some dragons, along with paladins and many men, would oppose her teachings. So, perhaps we should leave it at that, and part amicably? I'd rather that than another argument, myself.

I like item sets so long as the individual items are still worth having.

Various equips that provide some basic-level bonuses for warriors are nice because low-level warriors can still get use out of them, which can help warriors get to the point where they could collect the rest of the set. If the set as a whole has a good effect, that's just an upgrade to something you already had and were getting use out of.

>nobody likes item sets

I admit, this outfit is rather risque, but you have to dress according to your target's tastes! Oh well, at least this one is into whips and stuff, means he should be a pushover for the favors I need.

shit forgot pic

>Those shitty dresses
>Better than my min maxed artifacts

Inapplicable, as I made all my magic items from scratch, in materials and styles that match.

You should know I worship all gods of War equally, that includes the martial aspects of Tiamat as well. So if that was the name you were leary of bringing up before me, do not be.

>All men are dogs that come panting to obey the slightest hope of getting some.

Bitch as if I cared about the pathetic joke thay are your female charms. I can summon and bind ten succubi that blow you out of the water without breaking a sweat

I like you!

>Implying that those bitches can out-fashion a character from a JoJo campaign

I guess not
Oh well

>What do you think?

Oh, I know one of those! Such a confusing sort, refusing to settle on either! And then a girl who used to be a boy, but put on a cursed belt, and now is trying so hard to be a boy again! But I know I can teach her being a woman is better!

Well I'm just not dressed for you, am I? And succubi? Really? I mean, good for you, but there are far better options out there.

>this is my origin story
When the young hero arrives to end my terrible reign I wonder how he will react to my motivation.

>TFW you will never have a good system for TWEWY
>TFW you will never coordinate your outfit for best stats based on the brands that are trendy or make your own look trendy for power
>TFW you will never collect shiny pins to unlock new powers

Can I use my infinite sum of gold coins to buy Costelation Girl and Big Jellyfish as my concumbines? I give double the money they are worth in marriage.

not if you don't try

They point and laugh.

could someone explain, please?

I admire the jelly fish on the one girls dress, briefly wonder to myself if their somehow still alive, and continue on my way. Unless they get uppity, at which point I try to murder them all while the rest of the party holds me back while screaming how retarded that is at me. Such is the plight of the druid I suppose.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>I attempt to control my frothing rage at being harassed by impudent children, they do not know the harass a cursed madman who hears tempting whisperings, they're innocent, how could they know the curse makes 9/11?


Give in, they'll be happier in heaven.[

There are no girls on the internet, child.

>Nat 1 on implied check to not murder prepubescent girls

I figured it was an intentional elegant jellyfish-oneesan / cute jellyfish-imouto pair look.

>briefly wonder to myself if their somehow still alive

If they were, it would be extremely painful.

B-but it's a uniform...

for they all have larger self control

Miko a best

>wearing clothes

MY GLORIOUS CHAPTER MASTER! WE HAVE SUCCESSFULLY LOCATED AND PLANTED THE SALAMANDERS ARTIFACTS!

There's a game called TWEWY in which you play a guy stuck in a "game" spanning 7 days where he has to team up with a partner to complete a mission every day.

It's set in Shibuya, and fashion trends are a big part of it. The thirteen brands are based off of the Chinese Zodiac.

Of course, plot-wise, everything goes really wrong really fast.
That said, "coordinate your brands to influence the trends", baby.

Öh god. I'm getting flashbacks of the ridiculous TBC leveling gear from when I played WoW. Yes, it really was that bad. That picture is pretty much what your average character who had just hit lv 70 looked like.

Only thing to get a good laugh from me in this thread, and holy shit was it a good one.

wait, like clothing brands?

>Aye, looted from musty tombs an' fallen foes, an' each one be a testament ta me past adventures! Each one a trophy to me own glory, an' a reminder o' the foes I've faced! All the best o' me old foes, every mercenary an' graveknight wot's tested me, still walks wit' me even now! Each and every one earned with blood, sweat, tears, and comraderie! Can ye say the same?

Yes. Stylish clothing = bonuses to stats.
Coordinated outfit and adhering to city's trends = even better stats.