Look at these guardsmen and their mask like faces they clearly are empty husks who wasted their lives and are about to get wasted as well do you want to end up like them?
Of course not. Why would you want to live a terrible, sad life if you could worship Slaanesh instead?
>Why would you want to live a terrible, sad life if you could worship Slaanesh instead?
Being eternally eaten and murder-raped by a gigantic daemon made of pure madness and insanity isn't my idea of an afterlife.
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Sometimes glory in death is better then no glory at all.
Sounds kinky
Better broken in body than corrupt in mind, heretic.
>do you want to end up like them?
I don't have to, because they're out there killing the things that mean humanity harm
>but chaos
being the slave of monsters beholden to an even more monstrous god is not my idea of a happy existence. At least I know the eighteen hour days in the manufactorum are going to give those guardsmen the boot laces they need to stomp on your ungrateful neck.
Most Marines are so fucked in the head they are both.
Which Chaos god would give me a cute chaste non-trannyfuta daemon waifu?
It's ok if she manipulative or violent.
khorne gives the best everything
Including the best blowjobws when Malal is around.
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Emperor doesn't give a flying fuck about me my life is dog shit.
>I have died in hell
>I am now ready to serve by his side in heaven
>worshiping Chaos ever
Read, nigga!
>Face weakened demons your whole life.
>And then demons again in the warp in their natural form.
Just get me some of these fancy long-life implants, plox.
I thought the emps was the only one who protects his servants after death
He protects, but the Laughing God does protect his murder clowns.
Ave imperator!
Long live the emperor, may he protect us as we protect humanity.
I love that guy painting in the left hand corner, he's so chill about a Daemonette being summoned.
But it you end up in the Warp and get eaten, raped, etc... by daemons whether you're a devout follower of the Emperor or a degenrate Chaos cultist.
You could at least have some fun while you're alive, right?
Ask not what the Emperor can do for you, but what you can do for Him.
You just need to die in battle in His name