How many times do you touch the GM during your average gaming session?

How many times do you touch the GM during your average gaming session?

Should players be allowed to touch the GM? Should it be encouraged?

>in b4 a bunch of comments saying HURR I PUNCH HIM XD

Sometimes my ST demands blowjobs and/or handjobs in exchange for providing magical loot in game.

I don't know how common that is at other tables though.

Depends. Depends on who is the DM. Is it that delicious BBW right there? I'd touch her if you know what I mean

Zero, touching people makes me uncomfortable.

Touching people is weird, but he has autism spectrum disorder and loves to hug everyone who comes. Surprisingly runs great games since that's what his autism focuses on.

>loves to hug everyone who comes
It's called kindness, not autism, you freaking memelord.

This question is so out of the ordinary I can only assume you have a touching problem with your group.

Once or twice to shake his hand upon arriving or leaving

Never.
Unless we bro hug, which only happened after something bad happened. grandparents/ relatives/friends died.

if you don't french kiss your DM after every session, you're a bad player

None. I *am* the DM. I don't touch myself at the table until everyone else leaves of course

>if you don't french kiss your DM after every session, you're a bad player

Will a German kiss suffice?

You're still a bad player, you're just very efficient at it.

This is such a sperg question
If you're both functioning human beings you can probably figure out what kinda touching is okay within the context of your own relationship, whether it's just fist bumps or full on hugs.

>gorgeous ex-Marine in my group
>total bro, smart, funny, huge nerd with patrician taste
>he's not interested in men
>I'd suck his dick in a heartbeat
>he definitely knows but hasn't said anything
>most likely to spare me the embarrassment

Just go on Grinder you fairy.

You'll find plenty of dicks mate.

It's not the dicks, it's the people attached to them. Why is this so hard for you faggots to grasp?

Well, hopefully most of the dicks you find in Grinder will, in fact, have people attached to them.

One can hope, anyways.

That woman is so fat, has to be the US

I....really don't see how it matters.

If physical contact helps instill a sense of Camaraderie, perhaps it should be done a little more often.

>you faggots
>you

Well, unless you download the Cenobite edition.

>How many times do you touch the fluffy tail during your average gaming session?

Should players be allowed to touch the fluffy tail? Should it be encouraged?

MY DM'S HOUSE IS A PETTING ZOO
WE CAN PET THE LADY FOR A DOLLAR

>i-i'm not a faggot ;_;

So you guzzled all that cum why? Intellectual curiosity?

Last night was the first time I GM'd for a group of my friends. I let my friend get me in a chokehold while they grappled and intimidated a goblin. We all had fun

Yes platonic no homo touching build friendship

My nignog

What about no homo kissing?

didn't anyone tell you user? that's what the screen is for

I musta missed something.

I give the DM a hug when I greet him and after the game when I leave.

>delicious BBW

Build character and helps you practice for kissing girls

I once fingerblasted our DM under the table, shit was so cash

No one at my table touches each other, why the fuck would they?

Comradery, loneliness

No more than is ordinary among functional human beings in my culture. There's a socially awkward guy in the group too so we respect his boundaries, but it's not something that's especially noted because we are socially competent and can judge when and if we've gone too far.

>3dpd fatties
[ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING]

does your group actuall line up under the table and provide it? jesus that dm may as well just slap a collar on all of you.

>Marine
>not interested in men
BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLshit! The Corps is the gayest organization of straight men in the U.S. I should know.

Just get him shithammered, you prancing fairy.

>no handshakes
>no back pats
>no high fives
>no group hugs
>no shoulder slaps

The occasional high five or fist bump on a lucky roll or particularly good bit of roleplaying. Handshakes at the end of a campaign.

marine please stop revealing marine secrets to non marines

>The Corps is the gayest organization of straight men in the U.S.
>implying that's a secret
But naw most of the Marines I've seen are fucking bro-tier to eachother.

nice digits

Yeah I agree, but most of my contact is with old school, cold war-era marines. I've no clue about the newer generation.

>How many times do you touch the GM during your average gaming session?
0
>Should players be allowed to touch the GM?
I guess, if he wants it?
>Should it be encouraged?
What?