ITT: Things that would make great pirate ships

Because keeping people's sanity was never part of the design.

because then it's just a ship.

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>the guy with the bike

Fixed

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>grow enough vegetables to live in a pathetic space with no soil replacement
Actually the craziest thing about this design.

If they had a massive floating canned food warehouse I'd buy the concept.

Not to mention the sea water washing out the garden every time a wave hit

>living off of canned food

why would you want to have windows underwater then? So much poo.

it will sink or I'll motor away.

desu it looks pretty damn comfy.

It'd quickly become terrifying if it ever went into the deep ocean, though
>look out window
>blue forever
>except for those rare shadows in the far off distance

Briefly played a Formorian Pirate Captain who operated out of a heavily modified and enchanted German u-boat in an old freeform urban fantasy RP.

Oh god, this he looks so fucking depressed. This is the opposite of appealing, who the fuck designed this?

>inb4 storm approaches

Nuclear ballistic missile submarine allows you to be undetected unless raiding ships, only need to return to port for perishables, and use SLBMs to blackmail countries

fuck yes

youtube.com/watch?v=8uVJ-9qDado

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Come on. You need to add a gas station. How else is the car going to get its gas? (And while you're at it, maybe throw in a McDonald's.)

Mai nigga

One of the most creative YA series. Also dat artwork.

Really should read the new trilogy that came out after Immortals

>ship is run by the power of meditation
>have to dive and hunt tunas for your daily food, avoiding deadly turbine everytime you go up or down
>a distressed man commiting suicide by going head on to the wind turbine

>Really should read the new trilogy that came out after Immortals
Dude, WHAT?
Why haven't I heared of this?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Edge_Chronicles#The_Cade_Trilogy

Wouldn't an airship be too slow for piracy? You can't exactly make a speedy getaway.

It's a Civic. You only need to fuel it once.

Doesn't have to be deep ocean, anything over 20-30 meters are going to be dark as hell.. and then the angry sperm whale bull appears.

40+ kph is pretty fast in all but modern settings.

Once you start blackmailing countries, the active sonar comes out. Good luck user.

In keeping with the YA theme.

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It lacks a couple dozen weapons tobe a decent Kirov.

Fuck, I remember that book.

youtube.com/watch?v=yUOBXdLfu0g

A friend is letting me loot a few of these for Pirate orks

its a surrealist fishbowl
where the fish watches you, trapped

Just have to blackmail countries with a bad military

Black Wolf Company sky fortress from Dystopian Wars, these guys basically are pirates to begin with. I imagine it would work quite well as a pirate vessel.

Now THAT is awesome.

You like moving castels?

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