>“It’s OK! I’m just a commoner, so it’s actually an honor for me to even be here like this. So I must surely be giving out a horrible commoner’s stench from my armpits!! But that’s because I’m speaking with hero-sama, and it’s really making me sweat!”
How would your character react?
It's still shit.
Prestidigitation, duh. I'll clean that slut in a jiff.
*awkward righteous mumblings*
Stop making this shitty thread. It's not interesting; it's not even effective trolling. What are you even trying to do here?
*Internally judges GM for including moeshit in the game*
>"I tell her to srop grovelling and make it quick, her presence annoys me".
>it's not even effective trolling
Says the guy shoveling (you)s into OP's mouth.
>Force-sensitive Hutt soldier of fortune who's been so cybernetically enhanced he's just a torso and head without them
Either not give a shit or bodily throw her into the nearest body of water so she'll shut up about her smell
>musclebound city elf from the Dragon Age setting, who struggles with both trying to be a hero and anger issues, in early sessions he ended up very Jack Bauer when we caught some cultists
Into the water butt she goes
ANGRY RACIST JEWISH HAMBONE!
ANGRY RACIST JEWISH HAMBONE!
ANGRY RACIST JEWISH HAMBONE!
JEWISH AND A RACIST!
HAMBONE POWER!
HE'S SOME KIND OF JEWISH GRAND DRAGON!
>ANGRY RACIST JEWISH HAMBONE!
A HAMBONE, AND A RACIST AND HE'S GREEN!
>ANGRY RACIST JEWISH HAMBONE!
WHEN THE EVIL TROLLS ATTACK
HE GIVES THOSE CANS A MIGHTY SMACK
ANGRY RACIST JEWISH HAMBONE!
ANGRY RACIST JEWISH HAMBONE!
your character is a bard from a game created for /pol/?
>her
"Come here, my child. I will teach you the ways of fabulous." He proceeds to get her all washed up and is given excellent fashion advice.
>tfw your character has a very expensive solution for this exact problem
kill
I JUST ASKED YOU FOR THE FUCKING TIME.
>Cans rattling
The only correct answer
First, I'd give the GM the expression I'd expect anyone to give when shit like this comes up.
Then I'd tell the kid to spit it out and get to the point.
>not having a serene expression to 99% of stimuli
>Having a face
Meatbags and their inferior ways, I swear.
>"And why does that bring you to me?"
My Warpriest is denser than his armor.
>Playing an assassin grippli in an evil campaign
Give her a gold piece while secreting my poison from my skin, then follow her to make sure she dies.If she doesn't my assassins creed style blade will take care of that
>hero-sama
Weeaboo shit. Dropped.
"Yeah, have some of this potion, it'll cover that up. Pleased to meet you".
The potion is actually drugs
>Rape her
>Rape her
>Rape her [X]
>Rape her
Probably looking around to see if she's talking about someone else before making excuses to leave or some sort of restraining order put out.
Assuming we're in some sort of city, so knocking her out temporarily isn't an option.
What drugs?
Any kind. Mostly hallucinogenic.