Conan, Guts, Legolas and Rambo want to fuck up your favourite fantasy setting which 4 guys can stop them?

We'll my favourite fantasy setting is Exalted, so like, a whole fucking bunch of people. There's more than a few who could solo the 4 of them at once.

MORE LIKE ARCHAON ''I GOT KICKED IN THE BALLS'' FAGGOTEN

I'd say Rambo is more out of place to be honest.

Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Vegeta

the guy who kicked his balls is also on the list

I know and it doesn't change the fact that Archaon was the Slipknot fan of Warhammer - talks shit and is very edgy but can be decked easily

Archaon more like Cock Sucker

he only got decked because they tried to shoehorn his story line into discontinuing warhammer and chaos got their asses kicked every game- so they let fans vote and fans picked the real mvp

4 angels of destruction

Any party of four random, nameless wizards.

That's a chick.

Fingolfin "I'm going to go with Feanor because muh glory and do everything wrong"?

Chicks have beards where you're from?

That's Elminster of Shadowdale the most powerful mary sue in the Forgotten Realms.

That is a man, and one of the most powerful self inserts ever.
Really fuck you Greenwood

Is everyone forgetting the wonderfully magical realm of Elminster fuckign the goddess of magic and then being transformed into a woman?

>Is everyone forgetting the wonderfully magical realm of Elminster fuckign the goddess of magic and then being transformed into a woman?
Holy shit, is that Greenwood's magical realm? Did he actually write that?

>he doesn't know the fluff

What would Miura even do? Trap them in a boat and then go on hiatus?

He will imprison them in his magical realm of Idolmaster forever

Honestly I don't like the way Greenwood writes so I never read his books, I got about halfway through spellfire but it was just lacking so I dropped it.

>Gohan
>Can barely go Super Saiyan

More like Fingolfin "I learned from the mistakes of Faenor and now I'm going to buy Middle Earth some time by dueling fucking Morgoth."

FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!!!!!!
To the victor goes the honor, or the infamy, of the High King!

Vlad von Carstein, Femto, Jace Beleren, and Sargeras.

Luckily, I have just the four.

>Conan
He wasn't really stated as much OP by this creator himself, he was totally beatable by overwhelming swarm of mooks, he was winning by cunning as much, if not more, as by his prowess. He might make a slight stir, make himself a king of some country but...
>Guts
Good luck trying to rise this sword in setting where laws of reality flow much stronger.
>Legolas
Book or movie? If movie, LotR or Hobbit? Bookish wasn't that OP. LotR film version was, but only slightly. Would probably kill himself or at least break some bones while trying to pull out stunts like this one with an elephant. Hobbit one? Most likely dead in some deep chasm because gravity works in a way that is much closer to the real world here.
>Rambo
He could make lot of mess with modern weaponry, but how much ammo can he carry? And when he'll run out of this, well, he might be ultra-skilled but he's still a man. A hero, but not demigod. Nothing with world-shaping abilities.

Literally no guys are needed. The laws of the setting are enough to screw their plans.

Naruto with a small kagebunshin

Remember that time when Gohan was the strongest nonfused character? When he was effectively 5 times stronger than SSJ3 Goku? When he had a permanent power up that unleashed all his potential? Don't worry, Toriyama doesn't

>would break his bones
Why? Elves are magically light, changing setting doesn't deny his powers

Mages from Magicka.
Red, Blue, Green and Yellow.
Although even if they won they would have killed eachother in the end.

>JRR Tolkien
So we are gonna get fucked by an old zombie with a rifle and a trench knife.

None, you pack up your shit, call the Inquisition, get the fuck off planet before the Extiminatus hits.

Since all fantasy that is not hard fantasy is writer fiat, there is nothing I can do about it.

Manly elf, still gets outdone by the human with the army of the dead.

You know... I'd be just fine with that. Not many people can claim to have been murdered by a WWI zombie, and while there's probably a number of dead people who can claim to have been killed by Tolkien, there's probably very few who can claim to have been killed by his vengeful zombie corpse.

But gravity starts to actually apply to his actions. And high velocity fall from height of oliphant is most likely hurtful

Oh sweet summer child

Dude have you ever seen rambo? He has unlimited ammo hack on.

But that user needs to apply physics to fantasy discussions.

Gravity exists in Arda, a human would kill himself if he tries to do what an elf does, because humans don't float around gracefully.

That's only because WW2 zombies are more popular

Zombies are less op when submachine guns and assault rifles are more common.

Arda != Jacksons' movies

Malfeas, Isidoros, The Ebon Dragon, and the Unconquered Sun. Everyone but Guts is completely irrelevant, and it doesn't matter how strong he is because The Ebon Dragon can turn into his evil twin with all his powers.
Besides, even if Conan & co win, joke's on them! No way are a few people going to be able to fuck up the setting of Exalted any more than it already is.

They then proceed to job to John Cena, The Undertaker, Kane and Brock Lesnar in an eight-man tag match.

Or Hogan just rocks on up and drops the leg, because Hogan jobs to no one, not even Gawker, brother.

Accelerator can defeat them single-handedly

Aside from how lame Sucker Punch was as a movie, they did do some mean WWI zombies. Actually, a whole lot of those action scenes were great, but the narrative they were strung between was weak.

Nazi zombies tends to click more because of Nazi science experiments and the keywording. Also they make for a great enemy to fight; are you going to feel bad about gunning down hordes of the unliving and Nazis /pol/ need not post, objection is noted in implication?

Ah yes, abstract power the character

>implying any foe is worthy of feeling bad for
>muh objectively evil nazis
>implying WWI didn't do many science experiments
>what is mustard gas
Next you'll tell me the Holocaust happened as is taught in public education.

Hmmmmmm..
Either
>Creed, Eldrad, Trazyn, and Honsou
or
>Link, Ganon, Tingle, Girahim
Decisions, decisions.

>favorite
thats hard, because my favorite is 40k or my own setting
so 40k
literally any character who is mentioned for more than three lines
yarrick, creed, and a dozen drone lemons could do the trick

>Conan, Guts, Legolas and Rambo want to fuck up your favourite fantasy setting which 4 guys can stop them?
Khorne, Nugle, Tzeentch and Slaanesh.

Couldn't guts technically kill every one of them with his special sword?

Has he killed a single Godhand yet? I'd say the four and the five are about equal in power to each other.

He hasn't really had them in striking range yet. And he could hurt them which would probably be scary for them.

Raistlin crushed them all instantly

>Next you'll tell me the Holocaust happened as is taught in public education.

I generally reject the "6 million" number that's thrown around and instead use the total number rather than simply jews because the Holocaust should be considered a crime against all mankind instead of just a single people. To think that way perpetuates the very thinking that led to it in the first place.

Aside from that, I do like a Nazi who's not objectively evil, but has very human and understandable motivations behind their actions and beliefs. Hell, even those few that show human kindness uncharacteristic of the strict and uncompromising stereotype they're usually given for simplicity.

WWI was not bereft of scientific invention, I'm by no means saying that. Military science in modern warfare cut its teeth in those trenches. Dogfighting was invented over those skies, the tank was built to breach the very stalemate it created, weapons technology advanced, as did medical treatment, and we got new and inventive weapons like the flamethrower and chemical warfare.

World War II gets most of it because of Nazi science, though, the secret weapons and prototype jets and rockets, secret codes and enigma machines, radar, rockets and secret bases, even stuff like night vision prototyped in the closing days of the European theater. Also it's end was marked by mankind's entrance into the nuclear age. WWI was by no means a war without invention, but the conventional view casts WWII in the more superscience-y light.

All too easy.

This may be the most thoughtful post I've seen on Veeky Forums this year. Kudos.

Oh, and don't forget secret societies and the occult as well. Indiana Jones and Hellsing type stuff.

winner winner chicken dinner.

I certainly try my best to use my brain, and recognize wisdom from all corners, not just the one I tend to back.

But don't also forget those legends on the field of battle as well, individual acts of heroism. We've got Mad Jack who just ported his D&D fighter to modern, the Red Tails and Blue Nosed Bastards of Bodney in the sky, Russian snipers and French Resistance fighters. Also individual battles that have become legendary, the Battle of the Bulge, the Battle of Britain, Pavlov's House...

When you boil it down, WWI is seen a conflict contemporary scholars seem to boil down to being a conflict that was tragic in its senselessness and horror, and WWII is the war of the Greatest Generation, of everyman heroes and struggle in the face of a good cause. It's nowhere near that simple in reality, nothing ever is, but WWII seems to bring out our sense of idealism even in the face of adversity. The kind of things Captain America in original conception was made to represent, to use an American example from my American perspective.

>implying Cacame Awemedinade and pic related aren't manlier than Legolas.

Really, the best answer.

That's not fluff, user. That's canon. Elminister has his wand transformed into a bag of holding by the goddess of magic so he can "be more in tune with magic."

>>Link, Ganon, Tingle, Girahim

Having Tingle in there is super OP. I guess Girahim being completely useless balances him out though.

idk if Conan would give enough fucks to be fucking up a setting lol

Rambo doesn't need guns watch first blood

>And he could hurt them which would probably be scary for them.

Or sexy.

My favorite fantasy setting is Prydain, so:

Dallben
Orddu
Orwen
Orgoch

Those martial fags have no idea what is about to hit them.

Joke's on you, Götz was real

>Character name from a 5 year old
>Pic from a 6 year old
I get that you're proud of your kids, but I'm not sure the elves they made up are that badass.

Shit, I'd play that game. Guts would be an interesting bossfight.

Pic motherfucking related.
Educate yourself, heathen.
dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/Cacame_Awemedinade

>Not knowing who Corvus is.

They aren't even a blip on Dark Schenider's radar.

*Schneider that was a dum typo

>Conan, Guts, Legolas and Rambo

HAH

You mean that one where his enemies were just bunch of backwater town policemen?

So it's like a Mystra pocket pussy?

Depends, the strength of small gunpowder arms is that they fuck up organs and veins. The actual wounds tend to be pretty small, and if nothing vital is hit one can survive a surprising amount of bullets. Explosives like grenades would be much more efficient against zombies.

More like Fingolfin "I'm a nice stand-up guy and the bravest motherfucker anyone'll ever see but it's mostly because I don't have the common sense to be afraid of the Lord of Darkness".

>Pelinal and a reincarnated elf lord
That's going to end very poorly.

It'd be a pretty Fresh fight