The dungeon has triangular doors

>The dungeon has triangular doors

What abominable horrors does this portend?

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hipsters

Triangular-torsoed Mr Universe types who chopped off their legs and walk on their hands.

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Gelatinous triangular prisms?

Fat Americans on electric carts?

triangular ones

The black kid from that one cartoon that was like Magic School Bus but not as good.

Dwarves who aren't compensating for anything.

This is a dwelling of the Great Race. Take care not to offend them and you may learn much.

>What are we going to do today?
>We're going to build...a dungeon

Nothing special, it's just an obvious way to have doors that shut themselves using only gravity.
So make sure they aren't rigged to lock from outside!

Flying Rhino Jr. High.

Funfact; The voice actor for Phantom is the same voice actor for Mrs. Brinks in Angela Anaconda.

nobody cares about your shitty show

Freemasons, obviously. Put them all to the sword

That fact was not fun.
Also, that was so very irreconcilably pointless, I'd like to petition to revoke its status as a fact.

Don't say the number that comes between 2 and 4.

hyperdimensional dungeon. walking through the door head-on takes you to one room, going at an angle takes you to another.

no monsters, just traps. Rip off the movie "cube" except you have "triangular prism."

I donno, but I bet it is acute

You get three guesses, Pine Tree, and the first two don't count.

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Taylor Mclauren Series?

Klingons.

Trianglutron, behold his 3 sides and despair.

wasn't that the number between seven and nine?

Not in a dungeon whose mad architects have a thing for the square root of 9.

This isn't Bel-Shamharoth this time.

'70s interior designers.

Ah,I have not gotten far, I just started Guards.

It was in Colour of Magic, first of the Rincwind books, first of the Discworld books.

It's a good read but beneath the quality of his later works.

Cubes. Tons and tons of pissed off Cubes.

the jews

yeah, but if he's starting with guards, he's better off. colour of magic is full of self-wank ass-shittery disguised as worldbuilding. come back to it later.

its filled with fat KKK members.

Except it's perfect if you are tired of generic fantasy that takes every cliche seriously.

pointy-headed hobbits

toblerone. endless waves of spine-snapping, hand-hurting toblerone.

FUCK

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Objectively incorrect.

Hey thanks user. I googled wtf this was and got so inspired by what I found I started writing up a game based on these things.
I haven't been this inspired to write in so long.

chortled mightily.

Except it's awful if you're tired of trendy fantasy that deconstructs every cliche in the most predictable way possible.

>hipsters far too jaded for cheepnis

Plastic people detected.

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Triangle Dandy?

Nothing special. Triangle entrance, but still rectangular doors.
Next.

Trigonometry

>The dungeon has triangular __________
Demodands. It's always Demodands.

there is no fun to be had when the topic is Angela Anaconda

Bring it, bitch.

Wizards who wear pointy hats and giant Victorian hoop skirts.

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Tell me are all the angles of these triangles right angles?

No, probably 60 degrees.

But you can get a triangle with three right angles if you map them on sphere, but if you convert those to a flat plane then they will look really weird.

This triangle is not imposed upon a sphere or any other curved surface, seems to be equilateral, and therefore the angles are around 60 degrees each.

It's like you guys aren't even trying.

Ran a BBEG after thus guy but more chaos instead of weird and it turned out pretty deccent.

He was mentioned way up. He was also part of one of the worst copout endings that I've seen, so some may nt be that interested in him.

"You can keep your dice in the bag guys, I found these super cool looney pyramids we're using today!"

Read mote in gods eye, these creatures are pale copies

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>Each room has four sides.
>Perpendicular to each corner of a side is a door.
>In the center of each side is a crank.
>Turning it rotates the placement of the doors on all sides except the one you are standing on.
> Once a trio of doors are in the right arrangement, then that side will be locked in place.

The trick is rotating the doors so that all the pieces of the dungeon that the campaign takes place in are connected to each other.

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They die just by getting kicked in their alien balls. True story.

Ropers on skateboards

>The dungeon is wheelchair accessible