An ancient evil spreads hurtful rumors about the player characters

>an ancient evil spreads hurtful rumors about the player characters

>an ancient evil investigates a player character's secret sex affairs

>>an ancient evil becomes a player character's secret sex affair
make it and rake it

>an ancient evil is running for president against the player characters' candidate

>An ancient evil awakens; it grumbles about the time and rolls over to have a few more eons sleep

>An ancient evil awakens
>Besides being ancient, it's just like any other evil, but much more petty

>An ancient evil awakens and complains about it's back pain.

>an ancient evil get a job as a cameraman, the angles he can get are incredible!

>An ancient evil awakens. You won't believe which nation he tries to conquer first!

>An ancient evil definitely HASN'T hurt my feelings.
>I'm definitely not sobbing quietly in my room with the covers wrapped tightly over my head.
>The ancient evil definitely ISN'T a Megabitch.

>An ancient evil is formed from the accumulated pettiness of high school girl cliques

>The ancient evil is going out with my ex-boyfriend
>Fucking dirty skank!

>an ancient evil spreads hurtful rumors about the player characters

Zoroaster, please.

>an ancient good just needed someone to tell him that he did well and that it's alright to rest now

>Ancient evil winds up teen pregnant!

That's the goal.

>There was peace in the kingdom, until the Ancient Evil attacked...

>an ancient evil get a feeling so complicated

>The ancient evil SWORE she was on birth control

>the ancient evil has a huge fight with her parents

>Ancient evil attacks elderly viol player, but what happens next... Wow

>an ancient evil parlays this into a cushy figurehead position at an institution of higher learning

>The ancient evil decides it's going to keep the "younger evil"

>The ancient evil decides it's going to keep the "younger evil"

and feels right out of left field

>Adventurers hate him, this ancient evil has one weird trick to keep wandering murderhoboes at bay

>An ancient good constructs a massive prison for ancient evils
>Throws you in it

>the players spread rumors about an ancient evil

> an ancient evil has a shitty looking pompadour

>An ancient evil decides to adopt bunnies as its unholy animal.

>an ancient evil wakes up, then goes back to sleep

>An ancient evil calls you literately Hitler on its tumblr.

:(

>An ancient evil slams the cult leader who woke it up like they were an alarm clock, then complains about being woken up early

>an ancient evil awakens
>complains at how little tact good guys these days have
>reminisces about the old-fashioned do-gooders that did him in in the first place

>An ancient evil shrouds the world in darkness.
>It's not actually that bad.
>Kind of tranquil and serene to be honest.

>an ancient evil is a bard
has this ever happened?

>the ancient evil is shitposting
>the ancient evil is virtual optim
>the ancient evil is on this board right now, trying to shit up /pfg/

>shitting on a shitswamp

He's being virt, and we're trying to get rid of him. his whining about how all the SJW stuff is 4chans fault, how PF is perfectly balanced (which no one in /pfg/ would ever believe) and his constant bitching about snowflakes and why every other system in existence in inferior is annoying
virt should have stayed dead, please save us

Ancient evils have better things to do with their time

>An ancient evil awakens.
>Sees pic
>Goes back to sleep, hopefully the world will be worth ruling in another thousand years.

An ancient evil get a feeling so complicated

Actually, no, I really don't.

>an ugly ancient evil son of a shoggoth is breaking super strong minds and basically you take 1d100 san loss.
>How? Just read this free necronomicon.

India superpower by 2020!

>An ancient evil awakens
>Turns out someone got the translation wrong, and he's actually the ancient not-evil
>The evil cult that woke him up ends up pretty embarrassed as they usher in a new age of peace

oh shit waddup

>Ancient evil awakens, researches most efficient way to destroy civilisation
>Creates Fantasy Facebook

>an ancient evil awakens
>it reveals that the reason it planted the seed of evil in the hearts of man was that back when everyone was good all the time, everything was boring and nothing got done because nobody had any ambition
>it congratulates you all for keeping the world a fun place to watch and goes back to sleep

>>an ancient evil spreads hurtful rumors about the player characters
You mock, but pic related was the perfect "BBEG" to my party of CN Murderhobos.

There is something beautifully ironic in forgetting to provide a picture of JJ Jameson.

>An ancient evil awakens and claims it found the cure for insomnia

>an ancient evil lies low for years in order to develop its abilities to modern standards while studying the political map to find somewhere to establish itself

>an ancient evil hires the PCs to be its scions in the modern world

>an ancient evil awakens
>it has mellowed out in its sleep
>decides to just slut around aimlessly

>An ancient evil finds out you DID have sexual relations with that woman

>THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT THE ANCIENT EVIL'S HAIR?

>ancient evil gets player character pregnant
>refuses to be a man and take responsibility

Good thing she's got a shotgun dad.

>The ancient evil has finally outgrown its edgy teenager phase and become a productive member of eldritch society

>The ancient evil wakes up and goes to the ancient evil's speech therapist to stop talking in 3rd person

kekeke

That's a nice one plot

>no one knows ancient evil is awake
>ancient evil is slowly and purposefully plotting to overthrow all governments and become one and the only ruler

This story and Cool Air are.my two favourite Lovecraft pieces.

>an ancient evil ranks you on its Top Five List of Hitlers
>actual Hitler isn't even on the list

>an ancient evil doesn't awaken as it has been dead this whole time.
>no one has actually bothered to check up on said ancient evil in its lair.

Who is another PC.

I'd imagine Josuke would also be a pretty good BBEG to CN murderhobos.