My character is Asexual therefore they should not be affected by the succubus's charms

>My character is Asexual therefore they should not be affected by the succubus's charms.

Unless you're a eunuch, you make your saving throw like everybody else.

Depending on system either
>Not how it works, there's way more to seduction then just sex and she's just going for the level drain.
Or for other systems
>That's not how it works. There is way more to seduction than just sex and she's just trying to get your guard down anyway.

>My character is a warforged disguised as a human, therefore it should not be affected by the succubus's charms.

"It works regardless of orientation. Note how that doesn't say "What you're attracted to""

Attention seekers BTFO

Unless you bought it with points, as Indomitable (Attempts to seduce my character), your penis disagrees with you.

>point of monster is that you have a choice whether to live virtuously or not
>dumb RPG removes the choice

I don't give a shit, you have to make a will save anyway. If you didn't want to be affected by mental afflictions, you should've taken immunity to will effects, cunt!

>point of monster is it comes to you in your sleep and drains you while you're unaware and unable to resist
>dumb user misses the point

Trying to force your players into sex is a shit move anyway.

The possible explanation for the monster's origin is not the point of the monster in religion.

>Succubus steal life energy through sec

Stop reading so much chink porn user. It's mostly done with a kiss, if even that. I've been in settings where they steal it through lustfully gazing into their victim's eyes.

non binary rocks fall and xe dies

> asexual people don't get horny.

A succubus would appear as a fucking toaster if it meant getting life energy.

>she correctly recognizes your predicament and makes you euphoric with her superior intellect instead

That's called Chem Geld or Cold HEarted, and in 40ksRPG it works. As long as daemonettes try to actually seduce you and not just stun/dominate mind/make you high as kite from pure pleasure.

Succubi having level drain is a classic case of missing the fucking point. The point was that it was a demon of temptation to lure people into a life of sin (or whatever). Killing people wasn't the point- luring them towards evil was the point.

>succubus chooses the party member with the highest CHA
>for some reason that is not of this world, it was the druid
>he agrees to lay with her
>DM tells him that by doing this he will lose XP and possibly a level
>he is okay with that
>they start doing it
>asks DM to let him know when she is about to climax
>he tells him
>''I wildshape into a horse during the climax, how much piercing damage does she take?''

Supernatural seductive powers, sorry. Roll will.

What did the DM reply? I know what I would but I want to see what he did.

he rolled for it based off of her size, I forget how much exactly but it took alot of her health.

Not even asexual are immune to cuddles and headpats.

>headpats and pancakes

FTFY

I'd allow it

>water and sandwiches

Double fixed.

>implying warforged is immune to love

Ehm, no, asexuals are immune to water and sandwhiches. Sexuals are too, really.

>Point of role playing game is to have fun
>Dumb fetish posters force their shit in anyway

It's supernatural, your preference doesn't matter.

filthy robosexuals

Well, if we go by captcha logic that hamburger is sandwich then American are actually weak to sandwiches.

No, Americans are strong against sandwiches.
That's why the latter can never survive an encounter with the former.

Captcha'd lost all of it's SAN score long ago, ignore it.

Don't you mean sexual robots?

>robonipples

Even then remember that episode from GoT about the Unsullied that went to a prostitute to feel loved. And the Desire demon that seduced a Templar in DragonAge with the illusion of having a loving family.
All people, no matter sexual urges want to be loved

>mfw getting married in 3.5 hours

Shit hours, 4th hours is better.

>he'd rather stick his dick in a filthy germ-encrusted animal than a glorious sleek robotic form.

No, like literally in three and a half hours from this point I'm doing the thing and exchange vows.

>tfw user is taking responsibility

fuck that, you roll as well

succubus charm is a mental effect, eunuchs can still feel love

What is the character is Turk?

I'd probably give them a small bonus to resist

Do you love her?

>making that face
>getting married when it still feels like a big deal
>not waiting until it feels like it was inevitable all along
I bet your country has a high divorce rate.

I disallowed 3rd party hamevrew races, dammit

Nothing wrong with that. Whenever I do Succubi, I homebrew them as creatures of temptation in general, rather than juts temptation of sexual power.

If someone is asexual or the succubus can't charm them, she allures them with promises of power, financial security, leisure, etc. instead.

If you get a benefit from something decided in character creation, pay for it. That's the purpose of rules, to arbitrate decision making. It's all well and good to have things outside of the rules, and for the GM to decide the impact of fluff decisions (it wouldn't be out of line to give a small bonus in this case, for example) but you can't just get total immunity to a threat for free.

Blind characters are immune to Gaze effects but they're, y'know, blind.

Robopussy is best.

...

Already has a precedent. Androids in PF are immune to mind effects. On the other hand, they're take a big hit to sense motive and can never benefit from morale bonuses.

...

>>/d/

>There are people who actually use all that scifi shit in pathfinder

Yes. I have in intense fear of fucking up important things

It does.

Robots aren't deviant, silly.

Clearly it should have resulted in a permanent charm effect on the succubus.

>Fucking toaster
>Toaster that fucks

>Something that orgasms in five seconds
>Pleasing to a succubus

I meant the sudden, cervix-crushing expansion of Druid Horsecock expanding the succubus's horizons.

Which isn't pleasing when it ends in five seconds. Do you know what sex is like? Goddamn.

>Party lurking outside the door
>Paladin getting his smiting mace ready because the druid just fell to temptation
>Everyone super apprehensive at the thumping of the loud demon sex and succubus moans
>Suddenly, a crunching sound as the bed breaks and a loud horse whinny
>Succubus immediately starts screaming
>Thrashing about; sound of wood smashing and shit getting knocked everywhere
>The look on the party's faces

Isn't a horse cock like the size of a baseball bat or the large of of a decent wine bottle? I'm not a farmer so my knowledge of horse anatomy is fuzzy.
But on the flipside I've seen enough porn to see a woman stuff baseball bats and large wine bottles in their snatch.
Are you telling me a demon, MADE FOR SEX, is unable to take a horse dick. Especially one in a fantasy setting.

Would you count that as sneak attack?

Imagine that dildo bag from saint row. Now imagine it a few inches wider. That's a Clydesdale horse cock.

>It's magic, get your cock out.

You guys act like succubi don't take thorned tarrasque dicks and stuff. Their vagina is the equivalent of Loonytoons Hammerspace. A horsecock shouldn't be able to hurt a succubi unless it was shod with cold iron.

Succubi are entirely immune to sex-based attacks, naturally.

Succubi in DnD don't have sex for fun, they use sex as a weapon and tool to get what they want. A succubi isn't going to take a tarrasque dick unless the creature will give her some benefit for it, which isn't likely.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>While the demon and the party retard attempt to argue the complexity of sexuality, I attempt to sneak behind the succubi and slit her throat

I would count it

Succubi have DR anyway, so the druid would be the one taking damage.

How the hell did I screw up a greentext?

Okay, build for Rogue, Diplomacy to lay target, UMD to use item with Expand Dong spell, feats for max sneak attack damage.

>there are people who actually play pathfinder

>Their vagina is the equivalent of Loonytoons Hammerspace.
...This is going to end in succubus unbirthing, isn't it?

>Can fly
>Have built in Portable Hole
More like this will end in succubut bombers.

>succubut bombers
>their bomb bay doors are their asshole sphincters

>bombers
>not flying carriers deploying other flight capable demons

Shoo, edition warfag.

At least you got quads.

Ouroboros unbirthing.

How many imps can fit in succubus ass?

>I have in intense fear of fucking up important things

This is normal. Carry on.

I am beyond okay with this

Depends on if the setting has a paid-for will resistance effect, whether or not the character's orientation is previously established, whether or not it's established succubi use magic to be omnisciently appealing or whether they're just hot chicks who're good at lap dances...

Too many variables to answer based on a greentext threadstarter.

Pith the pic or with quads?

Trips of truth

Thanks, man. I leave in an hour.

Any last bits of advice?

Kisses and embraces. Even holding your succubus waifu can prove fatal.

>promises of power, financial security, leisure, etc. instead.
> leisure
Succubus gaming group.

Check that she is not a succubus or a warforged.

If she's latter, cehck if she has vagina.

If she does not, or she is a former, run to the hills.

Marriage is just a formality that means nothing. A tradition that's stuck around for a while. The important part is staying together.

Enjoy the moment; even if you fuck it up it's not going to make the chapel or whatever collapse on top of your head. Everyone fucks up the marriage vows somehow, so don't sweat it.

>They all play paladins

>Marriage is just a formality that means nothing.
In come aspects formality of marriage means a lot - tax deduction, citizenship, child-rearing related rights and obligations, healthcare, hell even mortgage gets evaluated differently when requested by married couple and unmarried couple.

Definitely checked. Is not latter. She bought me for $20 (US) when we first met, but that's a story for another day, so also not former.

Dubs also speak sooth. Should I worry about making the lines as fluid as possible and not to stutter? Or just do my damnedest to survive that moment so I can get the pictures taken and go to where I know people will just hand alcohol to me?

get off Veeky Forums and make sure your hair isn't fucked up, picture time is coming

just go with it, if you stutter it will be adorable, trust me, it'll be all a blur anyway by the end of the day

have fun~

>all these repeating digits
I can't fuck up that badly if I have all of this in my corner.

Thanks guys.

>Marriage is just a formality that means nothing.

Not really. In the modern day, a marriage is a legal contract that means two individuals would like to be considered a single entity by the government for most purposes.

Enjoy being divorced raped.