We help Sergey with his December's announcement. I'll start:

We help Sergey with his December's announcement. I'll start:

Dear Link marines,

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We here at SmartContract are proud to announce

You’ve probably read this elsewhere by now, but

that

What I'm trying to say is.... basically...

three kinds

It’s true, it is already priced in!

Swift is confirmed. You can get your lambo now.

And also

Our big partnership is NiggerCoin

We will be partnering with not only McDonald's, but burger king as well.

Rory died on the way back to his home planet

The oracle problem is actually my weight and i'll be spending your $32m on going to fat camp, wish me luck and thanks for the investment in my health. Serge.

LINK is cancelled, stole ur money LEL

E.T. PHONE HOME, hehehe am i right guys?? Hehehepffbrrtt

I love using reddit. The community is so much more knowledgeable, intelligent, and reasonable than cuckchan.

Sergey would never write this in his announcement, gtfo.

also i am pregnant

P.S. Thanks for all your money you deluded faggots

The toiletbrush nxt to you was requested for your confido

Sincerely yours,
Sergey Nazarov, CEO of Smartpregnancy.com

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I have AIDS

5th thing I wish to discuss is booty of Roy's wife, which proves capability to handle mine and jamal "oracle's" 24/7.

also the leftover money from fat camp will be used for rory's foreskin re-attachment surgery

We will donate a 5% of our yearly benefits to the gay community because I have...

o boy salem mass, where can you spend bitcoins there?

a huge spermball stuck in my bell and I...