Found a pack of old bitcoin buy-for-cash in an abandoned store warehouse

>Found a pack of old bitcoin buy-for-cash in an abandoned store warehouse
>literally scratched my way to immense wealth, top kek
Will give out 0.5, 0.3 and 0.1 btc to the best three haikus in this thread. They have to involve crypto and a personal message of overcoming adversity through hard work and perceverance. Get to it, chop shop

Buy Bitcoin Here Now
Oh no it's crashing sell now.
Why are you Frozen?

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When did your poor parents
Find out you are a flaming faggot
What a disappointment you are

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Reading a white paper
Buying high and selling low
Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Buy IOTA on friday ? No way
Patience
Regrets


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Who let the dogs out?
Who who who who who who who
Who let the dogs out?

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easy Porsche because
my godlike premonition
lead me to reddcoin

Are you not unlike
pajeet who poo in street
Veeky Forums is your toilet

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much love

the memes, hide sorrow
yet this heart cannot take more
through these memes, I weep
Would you ease my mind, kind stranger?

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Not falling this time.

the memes, hide sorrow
yet this heart cannot take more
through these memes, I weep

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Borrowed real money
For imaginary coins
What am I doing

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Crypto resembles life
Highs, lows, difficult journeys
Patience rewards all

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I shit in the streets
I need some bitcoin to eat
Yes, I'm a Pajeet

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life is what i want
but i had to make it that
crypto was a start

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Serendipity
Awards memes, wealth, and bitcoin
FOREVER HOLD LINK

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>Late into the game
>Coins will crash like autumn leaves
>Must hold AMD
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Dust motes on sun beam
Like our Iota, tangled
Reaching for the sky

my money sprouted wings
and flew away...
the year ends

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buying heavy bags
they could break my spine
I must sell high

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More crypto for you
Do not be a greedy Jew
Send funds my way please

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in times of great strain
ask not for broader shoulders
ask for free bitcoins

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Every paycheck goes
Following my twilight goals
In the end I hold

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Buy high ? Buy low ?
It doesn't matter
It's all a show

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Down on my luck, all is lost
Every coin gone
Haiku will grow

Its all fake
What is kek
you suck a dick OP

Red candles
Pink faces
Paycheck gone

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do not look outward
for the signs to make you rich
pump and dump your will

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Haikus can be hard
And sometimes they don't make sense
Hippopotamus

I like this one

Red morning exchange
Pink faces in the forum
And yet, I will buy

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Starting daytrading
losing some, gaining none
time to hodl now

This was fun :)
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my penis is small
now i have memecoins
will kill myself later

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scratch scratch scratch, hard work!
I slave for fourteen seconds
bitcoin! then shitpost

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there is a shape shared
a steep triangle, between
bitcoin and haiku

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OP is a fag
gimme dat jew gold right now
donald trump 2020

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what goes up comes down
eat shit libertarians
can i have bitcoin?

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A farmhand's tool to reap
forgotten grain nurtured
hidden wealth in ashes

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~~*Hard times fall on me
Need crypto to stay afloat
Mining gets me by*~~

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Thanks friend I tried

can't even spell perseverance
such an idiot
not posting my addres

want to move out soon
bad think im just euro poor
maybe begging will do

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my christmas tree weeps
a girlfriend and cats abound
pray for sweet release

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STOP GIVING UP YOUR ADDRESSES FOR COLLECTION.

A lost Bitcoin found
Hypocrites write a poem
I don’t want your coin.

What can they be used for?

IRS

How many more threads
Like this will be created
OP is a faggot

>1 post by this ID

These threads are pure bait
OP will not deliver
No free coins for you.

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what are they going to do when im in switzerland and have no coins

I was very broken
But today I learned something
We are the new age

Original does not mean good op but hopefully you see some meaning don't have my wallet give me 5 minutes.

I know op will not deliver
Prove me wrong
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>Found a pack of old bitcoin buy-for-cash in an abandoned store warehouse

fuggg.. is that a thing? like why wouldn't the guy who made the scratch tickets for bitcoin or whatever just keep the private key he can steal the btc later or collect if whoever bought it never moved it